Yeah, from hearing the various feedback i've had so far i definately should have gone with the tenderiser but i thought the salt grinder was too 'unique' an idea to pass up :P  I'm just in the process of writing Shrunken Harley's 'life' or 'death' endings at the moment, but it will be at least a week till they are posted because i wanna give people time to read these two chapters first. Cool to hear your favourites though :)