Out on Doctor Shrinker’s island, Gordie, BJ, also Brad

Faced the greatest shrunken challenge that those three had ever had.

Doctor Shrinker captured Gordie, while his sister (that’s BJ)

Looked on helplessly, concealed, while Hugo carried him away.

Then the villains called a buyer who would pay right through the nose

For a Shrinkie, not concerned with where the shrink ray gadget goes.

Miss Lightfingers was a would-be thief, who took the Doc’s advice,

That a bank was easily burgled with a boy the size of mice.

Gordie found himself shipped off with her, and taken to a bank.

“If you don’t sneak in and bring me cash, my full sized hand will spank

Your small body, little boy,” she said, “Now go and make the hit.”

Gordie didn’t have a choice, but then his mind’s light bulb was lit.

“If I get you lots of money, will you use a bit to buy

Doctor Shrinker’s ray and make me once again some five foot high?”

Gordie asked. She said, “I’ll do it, if the take is in the range,

That the purchase price of shrinking ray (to me) will be small change.”

It was in the third bank Gordie hit, that someone lay in wait,

Having used the only bank not robbed as last remaining bait.

He was caught by super heroines, whose names were Dyna Girl

And Electra Woman. Gordie thought he’d give the truth a whirl.

He explained the situation. Then the women snuck around,

Snagged his boss, and told him he had inadvertently just found

Some assistance with the problem thought up by the brothers Krofft.

They went sailing to the island in a boat that stayed aloft.

Sneaking up, they heard the other Shrinkies venting quite a rage,

While the scientist and henchman put them back inside a cage,

Having captured them once more. Electra Woman took her cue

Straight from Gordie’s tips, and worked out just exactly what to do.

When the Doctor was within the range of his own shrinking ray,

She threw switches from concealment, in her own distinguished way,

With her wrist device’s traction beam, which she’d used in the past,

To retrieve her partner’s own device, with one precise aimed blast.

With the Doctor shrunk they captured midget Hugo with such ease,

Shrank him down as well, and caged them both forever, since the sleaze

In the Doctor’s mind could always reinvent the ray from scratch,

If he wasn’t well incarcerated, like the one’s he’d catch.

Then the super heroes confiscated his ill-used machine,

And prepared to use it in reverse on every shrunken teen.

They made BJ full-sized first, then Gordie, then prepared for Brad.

“But you’re cute like that,” said BJ, “Can’t you stay a tiny lad?”

“In your hands, instead of Shrinker’s, I’d be happy staying shrunk,”

Brad replied, and so a toast to their relationship was drunk.

Since both segments of the show need happy endings made to rate,

Dyna Girl was keen on Gordie, and those two began to date.

With the heroinnes’ headquarters being where the ray was housed,

Dyna Girl made one suggestion, which kept Gordie quite aroused.

She would shrink him and conceal him in a pocket of her suit,

That she stitched, so he could help at times, to bear Houdini’s fruit.

Undetected by their enemies, the shrunken boy would aid

Their escapes. The tiny wild card, which could secretly be played,

When they needed it, the unsung third new member of the team,

Whose clandestine size augmented every great Electra beam.

On a date, while shrunken, Gordie was preparing for a kiss

From the full-sized Dyna Girl, whose big full lips began to miss.

So he fell inside her mouth, and heard her laugh, as he did slide

Off her tongue and down the throat of she whom he hoped for his bride.

Then she coughed, until he came back up, and very gently slid

Gordie from her tongue to hand and said, “I guess I scared you, kid.

I got carried quite away with fun, but good guys shouldn’t eat

Their admirers.” Thus went on a team that no bad guy could beat.