Chapter 1: The New Dimension

Okay so now that you know about our adventure on the beach, now let me tell you an adventure in a dimension full of danger, pain, and death.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

“I'll be honest Kevin. I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. But I guess that's life, huh? One minute you're having the best day ever, the next you're being fed to an alien monster the size of a two car garage,” I said. “Yeah well welcome to my life,” Emma said. [Roar] The giantess monster roars and Emma hides behind a robot. “Give me the tiny heros! I must have them fall down my throat into my stomach!” she said. “Huh. And everything started out so well this morning,” I said.

EARLIER THAT DAY

I woke up and went into my lab in the mouse hole. In my Tinian [Ty·nee·en] monitor I saw Emma building a strange device. I grabbed a slingshot and launched my self out the window. “Whooooo hoooooooo,” I yelled. I flew in Alyssa's house across the street and into her ear. “Emma the heck is that?” I asked. “My brother I'm building a device called the Dimension Hopper,” Emma answered. “So it takes you to other dimensions?” I asked. “Precisely,” Emma answered. “And what diabolical plans do you have in to do in another dimension?” I asked. “She plans to into an alternate dimension and team up with her successful alternate dimension self and convince her to destroy the world as well as all the other dimensions,” Bet answered. “Idiot,” Emma said slapping Bet on the back of his head. “I gotta go,” I said. “Oh no you don't,” Emma said activating a strange device. “Wha--” I asked. “You know that Mustang Curse you went on and on about before you shrunk?” Bet asked. “Yeah what about it?” I asked. “My former majesty Lord Osiris put a curse on any newbies that arrive at South Western High School who don't feel like Mustangs like you causing them to change their personalities,” Bet answered. “What does that have to do with this?!” I asked. “Because we have the device that adds to that as well as having their friends have the curse,” Bet answered. “The alien's right and with this device your friends Belle and Kevin will have it as well, but we're going to add the urge to sing,” Emma said. Emma then blasted me and after I left back to Belle's house. “That's right, go and you'll soon find out that your girlfriend isn't just your average teenage girl, but is actually a secret agent as soon as I blast her with the Double Life Ray. And in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… fire,” Emma said firing The Double Life Ray.

“Belle! Kevin!” I yelled. “Dylan what is it?” Kevin asked. “Emma is doing something diabolical,” I answered. “What's her plan?” Belle asked. “She plans to go into an alternate dimension and have her other dimension self help her destroy the world and all the other dimensions,” I answered. Everyone got up and Belle picked us up and put us in her hand. “Come on boys we have to get there before it's too late,” Belle said. We left to Alyssa house we went up to Alyssa who was still sleeping.  I shrunk Belle to ½ of an inch and we walked into Alyssa's ear then into the portal. We ran into the other dimension into the other dimension Emma's evil apartment building lair. Emma was in up on the top floor talking to her evil dimension self who looked like her only with an eye patch. “Do I know you?” Emma (4th Dimension) asked. “Yeah I'm you from another dimension,” Emma said zapping both of them with the handheld device to give them the urge. “Well that would explain the good looks,” Emma (4th Dimension) said. “Right back at ya small fry,” Emma said. “Does that mean we are exactly alike?” Emma (4th Dimension) asked. “I suppose so,” Emma answered. “🎤Do you want some rice pudding?🎤” Emma (4th Dimension) asked in song. “🎤No that's gross,🎤” Emma answered in song. “🎤It was a test Almond Brittle?🎤” Emma (4th Dimension) asked in song. “🎤Ooh I love it the most,🎤” Emma sang. “Me too,” Emma (4th Dimension) said. “🎤Do you collect coins?🎤” Emma (4th Dimension) asked in song. “🎤Yeah just in case,🎤” Emma answered in song. “🎤Vending machines becomes the dominant race,🎤” they both sang. “🎤I've been alone all these years with my irrational fears,🎤” they both sang. “But not the vending machine thing that's gonna happen,” Emma said. “🎤But before me I see, someone with whom I agree,🎤” they both sang. “🎤I found a brand new best friend and it's me. I found a brand new best friend and it's me,🎤” they both sang. “🎤I thought I'd be taller,🎤” Emma (4th Dimension) sang. “🎤I've been told I shrunk,🎤” Emma sang. “🎤I thought I had both my eyes, you know,🎤” Emma sang. “🎤It's in this pouch,🎤” Emma (4th Dimension) sang. “Ouch. You know I can't help, but notice that your scar goes over you eye patch,” Emma said. “Yeah?” Emma (4th Dimension) asked. “Nothing,” Emma answered. “🎤Do llamas weird your out?🎤” Emma (4th Dimension) asked in song. “🎤Yeah are they camels or sheep?🎤” Emma asked in song. “🎤No, no, I ment Lorenzo,🎤” the other dimension Emma sang. “🎤Oh that's right he played Jet,🎤” Emma sang. “🎤Now I know all about you and you know all about me,🎤” they both sang. “🎤Ooh-wee-ooh,🎤” Emma said. “🎤But before me I see, someone with whom I agree,🎤” they both sang. “🎤I found a brand new best friend and it's me. I found a brand new best friend and it's me,🎤” they both sang. “🎤Now that I've found you. We can a duo,🎤” they both sang. “That right,” Emma said. “🎤Twice the evil double diabolical,🎤” they both sang. “🎤Coming at you Fridays,🎤” Emma sang. “What that are we doing a TV show together?” Emma (4thDimension)  asked. “No, no, it just sounds right, but I mean we could, we should,” Emma said. “Yeah maybe we're not so much alike,” Emma (4th Dimension) said. “That could be your catch phrase, your the grumpy one, eh” Emma said.