Oops our friends shrank themselves, we had fun with them and ate them

By Richard C.H. Davies

Chapter 1 – Messing Around

Rosie’s house

"Hey guys," Rosie greeted her friends at the door with a wide smile. "Come in, how are you doing?"

"Hey Rosie. Thanks for letting us in. The traffic is chaos out there," Millie said as she greeted Rosie with a homely cuddle. Ruby waved as she entered as well. 

"Oh, hey Henry," Millie waved to Henry, Rosie’s boyfriend, who greeted her back from the sofa in the sitting room. 

"Err… yeah so," Ruby started, "we were going to stay at my place, but then we got bored and wondered what you were up to…" she glanced over at Henry who looked guilty.

They walked inside.

“Ooh, cool, you’re playing with dolls,” Millie squatted down on the sitting room floor and picked up a tiny pair of jeans and examined them. “Wow, these are so well made,” they all peered to look at them.

“Oh, err… yeah…” Rosie chuckled uncomfortably. “Just messing about and stuff,”

“Pretending we had tiny borrowers in the house,” Henry cut in with a smirk.

“Oh, are you two role- playing on that shrinking and giantess stuff again?” Ruby suddenly blushed. 

"What's the matter?" Rosie asked her. Ruby didn't reply, she averted eye contact.

Millie looked at Ruby sharply and then looked at both Rosie and Henry, then back at Ruby. They all waited for a few seconds. 

"If you're not going to tell them…" Millie started with a sharp tone. 

"Millie!" Ruby cut her off but didn't say anything further. 

They all waited. 

"Fine, I'm telling them," Millie stated. "Since you told us about your fetish Ruby has got into it as well. She told me she fantasised about wanting to eat shrunken people… didn't she?" She exclaimed looking at Ruby firmly.  

Henry's eyes opened in surprise. 

"I thought you were vegetarian or vegan or something…" he added with a chuckle. 

"Err…" they all looked at Henry. 

"Okay, firstly I am a meat eater sometimes… also eating people is a bit different to… you know like a pork sausage," Ruby cut in. 

"How?" Henry asked with a smile. "If you've tried both tell me the difference," Henry started, but Rosie cut him off with a stern look. Now wasn’t the time to show off.

“Hold on,” Rosie cut in, “there's a lot to unpack here. Guys, first of all do you want some drinks?" Rosie offered. "I've got beer and liquor. Shall we have a ‘lock down’ party?" She said with a grin. 

"Why not. We might all be shrunken down tomorrow and eaten by… you know Ruby…" Henry stated with a snicker. 

"Eeww!" Ruby replied shrivelling up her face.  

"Eeww!" Millie added. "I can't imagine eating a living person in real life… gross!"

*

They were quite a few drinks in, they had lost count how many. They were very drunk by now.

Ruby had told them all the story about the first guy who was a fan who messaged her very early on in the Covid pandemic and asked if she would play with him in her mouth and then swallow him. 

She refused at first but then he offered money… lots of money, more money than she had ever had… and it had all been theoretical to her anyway.

Then she opened up a box one day and found that he had been shrunk and had posted himself to her, or paid a courier or something, she added. 

He had transferred half the money into her account and said that all she had to do was promise to swallow him and he would have the rest transferred if she agreed.

So, she said she would only do mouth play and nothing more. 

They did the mouth play and he convinced her by charming her and upping the money to all of his life savings and his apartment. He also concluded that his life was worthless at his size and he basically begged her to fulfil his ultimate fantasy; in finality. He wanted to be digested and completely assimilated by her.

Henry's and Rosie's jaws were both open, in amazement, at hearing this story. 

"So, anyway I didn't mean to swallow him… it was accidental I had him in my mouth and I changed my mind and I was going to spit him out and then, I dunno he did something, he kicked me in the back of my mouth, here,” she opened her mouth wide and pointed at her uvula, they all peered inside Ruby’s mouth looking. Millie shuddered at seeing inside her friends mouth and imagining being shrunken in there and completely out of her own control.

“And what he did made me accidentally swallow him, out of reflex, and by the time I realised what had happened he was already travelling down my throat and then into my stomach…”

"You could have stuck your fingers down your throat and sicked him up!" Millie growled in a judgemental tone. 

"She's been judging me for like two days now. Anyway, this guy wanted to be eaten, it was like his whole life dream or something. Like an ultimate fantasy,” Ruby shrugged nonchalantly. “Who am I to stand in his way?”

“It’s against the law, is what it is!” Millie frowned.

“Can one of you speak sense… would you eat someone for $350,000 dollars?" Ruby asked looking at Rosie and Henry.

"Fuck me!" Henry nearly fell off his chair in surprise. "$350,000 dollars?"

"Well $354,000 to be precise," Ruby smirked, blushing. 

"Woah," Rosie stated in surprise. "Okay… I'm completely on Ruby's side on this one…" she glanced at Henry nervously, with a 'how much do we tell them?' look. 

He decided to lead the charge in driving the discussion forwards.

"I mean, I would swallow someone for free, especially if they begged me to do it," he said with a wicked chuckle. 

"Henry!" Millie gave him a judgemental stare. 

"What?" He put his hands in the air, "If someone begged me and said it was their life fantasy and they were already shrunken down… you know,"

"Meat's meat," Rosie nodded in agreement with a knowing smile. 

"Eeww!" Millie cried out. "You fricking meat eaters are sick, what's wrong with you? These are human beings we're talking about," she protested. “It’s illegal… and its gross too!”

"Well, are they still human being if they are shrunken down? Are they still actually classified as humans? There is new legislation that has come through and they have reclassified humans as a certain height and size, above one foot tall I think, anything else below is… 'shrinkies'," he raised his fingers into inverted commas.

“Yeah,” Ruby nodded in agreement. “See? Its legal!” she looked defiantly at Millie.

“It wasn’t legal when you did it during Covid!” Millie growled. Ruby merely shrugged.

"I can't believe this… so, if I was shrunken down what would you guys do to me, like right now?" Millie asked with genuine concern. 

They all went quiet, thoughtfully.

"Henry?" Millie asked, her eyes were big and round and slightly angry looking.  

"Henry?" Millie prompted again with a bit more urgency. 

"Oh sorry, err… I dunno. I haven't thought about it, why, what would you do if I were shrunken down?" Henry spun the question on its head. 

Millie looked taken aback and her eyes widened. 

"Nothing… I would gently pick you up, cup you in my hands and look after you…"

"Hahaha," Ruby laughed heartily. "Yeah right… like you did with Rob?"

"Shut it Ruby," Millie gritted her teeth threateningly.

"What?" Ruby held her hands up defensively. "You blurted out what I've done!" 

Millie grimaced, crossing her arms angrily.

"Go on, tell us," Rosie prompted with a beaming smile, sensing a dirty little secret.