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SD: Welcome to Freak Boy and Somedude's A Giantess Sailor Moon: SPECIAL EDITION!

FB: You know, when we first started writing this...

SD: We thought it was pretty damn funny. But, much like George Lucas, we weren't content with our success and decided to tamper with our piece of work.

FB: Yes, and because you're all impressionable idiots, you have to read it. If you have any complaints, please send them on the back of a 20 dollar bill to us. If you don't know where we live, feel free to e-mail us your name, social security number, credit card number, and bank account number along with your complaints.

SD: It was difficult getting the cast together again for the Special Edition, but well worth it.

FB: For instance, the court room scene... I felt we didn't do the full amount of gags we could've.

SD: Not to mention the numerous ways to show what a crappy lawyer you are.

FB: Yes, and there were no racist jokes... we need racist jokes, otherwise this story isn't as offensive as it could possibly be.

SD: Yeah, so now you, the reader, have to read this travesty.

FB: At least we fixed the continuity errors this time.

SD: Yeah, unlike Lucas.

FB: To all of you who dislike us for remaking our story... politely go fuck yourselves.

SD: Thanks, and goodnight.

Chapter 1: A Giant Meatball Head

Jack McCoy, a foriegn exchange student from America, sat in the science lab with Rei. She was assigned to be his partner but half the stuff Jack was saying went way over her head. He had been in Japan for a few months now, and was starting to fit in a bit more. Jack had green eyes and long blonde hair. If his ears were pointy, his friends would joke, he would look like Link. (Message to morons: Link is the main character in Legend of Zelda) Jack continued to mix chemicals while Rei sat back and watched.

"Rei, if this syrum works do you know the possibilities it has?" Jack asked as he tossed her a pair of goggles.

"I know that it'll get us an A in science." she said sarcasticly as she caught the goggles. "What are these for?"

"Mild chance of either explosion or intensely bright light. Better safe than sorry. After all, I wouldn't want to have to pay any nasty bills for laser eye surgery and I'm sure you wouldn't either."

Jack never was one for schmoozing or blathering on and on. He was always straight to the point and spoke what was on his mind, whether it was a good idea or not.

Rei put on the goggles as Jack lowered the test tube with the strange syrum in it towards an apple. The syrum actually kind of looked like Hersheys Syrup. The only difference was it was more liquidy than the syrup. Just as Jack was about to pour the syrum in Serena and Amy burst into the lab. Actually, Serena tripped and fell through the door then Amy ran in to help her. This distraction gave both Jack, and Rei a heart attack. A drop of the syrum hit the apple Jack was about to pour it onto. Nothing happened.

"Serena, are you ok?" asked Amy helping Serena stand up.

"Watch where you're going meatball head! You could've hit me!" retorted Rei. Serena stood up and then Rei and Serena began arguing. Amy sighed. Jack continued to seem oblivious to all that was going on in the room.

"That's strange... why didn't it work?" finally the noise seemed to attract Jack's attention. He looked to see Serena and Rei arguing and shouting at eachother. Finally he had had enough and marched over to them.

"OK," he said. "Stop fighting in here. This is a lab, if you want some place to fight you could either go to the gym peacfully and then fight. Or, you could answer to me." Jack was a good 6'2" and never had a problem intimidating people. Serena and Rei both shut up. Rei looked to Jack.

"So what is the syrum supposed to do again?"

"It's supposed to increase the mass and size of any object." replied Jack still looking at the apple, which was still unchanged in any way.

"... that's impossible! You can't make things grow." said Rei. Amy then walked up to Jack.

"You increase the amount of empty space in an object right?" asked Amy even though she already knew that was the answer.

"Precicely Amy. I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're defanitely the smart one." said Jack with a smile.

Serena and Rei were as confused as two people could be. Finally Amy tried to explain but she just made things worse and confused them even more. So then Jack said:

"Ok, physics for dummies. Basically, your body is made up of thousands and thousands of molecules and atoms. With me so far?" this was basic junior high stuff so of course they were following. They nodded.

"Good. Now an atom is made up of three basic parts. The nucleas, which is pretty much the brain, the electron and the neuron. Now between these 3 is empty space. Still following?" Amy couldn't help but giggle a bit as Jack insulted their intelligence yet still stuck to the point. He was quite good at doing that. Serena and Rei knew all this already and couldn't help but get a little angry at Jack's insulting. They nodded anyway.

"Very good! Ok, the amount of empty space in an atom is greater then we initially thought it would be. Thanks to new high powered electron microscopes we can see the atom very close up. If you enlarged the Nucleas of an Atom to say... the size of an apple. Then the closest electron or neuron would be.... an estimated... 5 miles away." Rei and Serena nodded still following.

"Now in theory you can increase the size of an object by increasing the amount of empty space in it's atoms. There, physics for dummies." Rei and Serena finally got it.

"Ok why didn't you just say so?" said Rei.

"Yeah Amy? Why'd you have to go into all the other stuff. Why didn't you just say that?" commented Serena.

"I did." Amy said somewhat angrily. Jack simply laughed at these two simpletons. Serena saw the vile of chocolate like substance.

"Is that... CHOCOLATE!" she said excitedly. She rushed to the vile, but Jack quickly grabbed it as Serena just crashed were it just was. "I'm hungry!!Let me have some of that stuff!" Serena was complaining.

Jack cast her a condescending snare,"Serena this is the stuff we were talking about. You know, the solution to world hunger and the major cash cow that will set my financial future!" Serena just gave a humph and walked back to where Amy was.

" I haven't had lunch yet...grrr" Mumbled Serena.

"Well lets put this away and I'll take all of you girls to dinner?" Jack suggested, All 3 girls heavenly agree with Jack because they were all starving.

All of them started to leave and Serena was the last one out. Jack asked, "Hey Serena mind locking up and closing the lights?Thanks"

He threw the keys to Serena and left with the other girls.(WHAT WAS HE THINKING?) Serena came up to the door but stopped as she thought about something, 'I know we are about to go eat but I can't stop thinking about the growy drinky. I'll just have a sip. He wouldn't mind... plus I like the idea of growing..' Serena walked back where the vile was and picked it up. Serena's face lit up as she took a sip of the vile.

"Funny," she said. "I don't feel any different, it tasted okay.." But then Serena became sweaty and started to feeling some pain in her chest, she put her hands over her chest hoping it will ease the pain. Serena's clothing seemmed getting tighter and tighter, "Ack whats happining..so much pain. I feel like my bra is about to snap. ACK! I can see the outline of my bra on my shirt!" Shouted Serena.

RIIIPPPPPPPP, was the noise of her shirt made as it came off Serena, with her eyes closed she didn't see whats happing, she was growing a little taller but nothing mega.

Then the pain ended and Serena was sweating with her knees on the ground and her hands on some shreds of her shirt, her shorts were so tight you can see the outline of her panties and could shred off if she kept on growing.

"It stopped? No more pain. How funny first I had clothes now I'm half naked!Uhh what happened.OOF!!!" That was the sound of Serena's head bumbing on the ceiling."GOSH, this room is only 10ft. tall, how in the world did I----THE GROWTH THINGY!!! IT WORKS!!!!! I think I might be like 9'11 or something" Serena started laughing and dancing and then noticed she still had the vile of her hand."Hmmmm This stuff makes me bigger,badder,and sexier!!! I wonder if I should take the rest of it now and become the damn sexiest thing on the planet... The possibilities..."

Serena decided to drink it later when she really needed it. She put the vile away in her cleavage when she looked down and saw the door opening. Jack burst into the room. He had heard the noise of Serena bumping her head on the ceiling.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE MEATBALL HEAD!!!" he shouted. "I STILL DON'T HAVE AN ANTIDOTE FOR THAT!! YOU MAY BE STUCK THIS WAY FOREVER! YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!!" Jack was furious but at Serena's size he wouldn't be much of a problem. Amy and Rei rushed in and saw the giant Serena. Amy gasped, Rei joined in with Jack and began insulting Serena. Serena glared at Jack and Rei.

"I don't think either of you are in a position to be giving ME orders."

"Well the least you could do is put some clothes on Meatball Head." said Rei when she noticed Jack was sort of... shall we say... brought under a spell as he looked at the almost nude Serena.

Serena glared at Rei.
"Don't call me that shorty."

"Serena shut up! Just shut up... this is serious. If anyone finds out about this then..."

She had enough. She pulled out the vile and drank some more. She started growing again this time to 50 feet! The building collapsed around her as she grew taller. Now, most people would think her bra and shorts would've snapped off by now. But, much like The Incredible Hulk, Serena has The Incredible Pants! No matter how big she gets, they do nothing but get really tight and tear at the bottom. (I'm aware that Perverts hate me.)

Chapter 2: She Must Be Defeated!

Serena gave a big evil grin to Jack, "O Jack guess what you get to do now?" Jack gulped and was way to nervous to say anything,Serena just looked at him and was still giving him a glare. "You get to make more of that growth stuff while I get to watch you. IF YOU DON'T I'll CRUSH YOU OR EAT YOU!!!GOT IT????" Serena demanded

Jack thought for a few moments. He had been in some pretty bad scrapes before, but nothing like this! He was used to the Supernatural; Poltergheists, Phantasms, Dimensional Rifts; He was used to what most would list as sci-fi; Aliens, Space Ships, Time Travel, Giant Robots, but he had never delt with something like this! However, his stream of thought was interrupted as Serena slammed her foot down right next to Jack. Jack, fleaing for his life, ran to the lab.

"Wow Serena you really scared him," said Rei.

"Rei go over and make sure he is doing what I told him please." Rie went inside.

Then there was a pound at the door. The door flew open, and Jack saw Rei. He reached for a folded chair nearby to use as a weapon, when Rei ran over and preformed a low sweep, knocking Jack down. Jack was about to shout something when she put a hand over his mouth.

"Calm down Jack! I don't want to hurt you. Serena's lost it!"

"Obviously. I think the growth serum is affecting her mind. I have to make an antidote. Where's Amy?"

"She went to the restaraunt, remember? You told her to go on ahead when Serena swallowed that growth goop."

"Then I have an idea." Going to the exit, he was suddenly stopped by a slightly annoyed Rei.

"Hey! Where do you think you're going?"

"To find Amy, and make an antidote," replied Jack matter-of-factly.

"Oh, no you don't!" responded an angry Rei. "You're not leaving me with the 50 foot bimbo."

"Look at it this way, Rei," pleaded Jack. "If I go back there, Serena's gonna have me make more growth formula. And then she'll get even bigger, and probably more crazy at the same time. If you go back there, you can stall for time, and we won't have to worry about an even bigger meatball head. After all, I have the notes. So come on, stall her. Not just for me, but for the whole city!"

"I dunno," responded Rei.

"Look at it this way," replied the slightly annoyed Jack. "You stall for time, Amy and I make the antidote, no one finds out that there's a 50 foot tall girl in the school untill she's returned to normal. Or she captures me, makes the growth serum, grows really big, and goes Godzila on Tokyo. Which sounds better to you."

Sighing, Rei reluctantly accepted Jack's reasoning. As he walked out the door, Jack turned back to Rei. "Hey, I'll be back as quick as possible. It's not like I'm just going to go have raviolli with Amy."

That only made Rei feel a little better. So, as our heroes split up, we follow Jack on his quest!

Chapter 3: An Antidote!

Jack rushed out the doors and towards the resteraunt. He began running figures and advanced calculus along with reverse engineering in his head. He couldn't help but feel a little bit upset with himself for leaving Rei alone with the giant meatball head. He really should feel sorry for her.

"A small moment of silence for Rei... she deserves my respect." Jack said to himself. "But, hey, better her than me." he kept running until he reached the resteraunt. He burst in through the front doors and ran to where Amy was sitting.

"Jack?! What's wrong? You look pale. You look like you've seen a monster." said Amy in a concerned tone that made her sound like a motherly figure. Jack had no time to explain. He grabbed Amy by the arm.

"No time to explain! The whole city is in trouble! Follow me!!"

"What are you talking about Jack?"

He groaned in frustration and began the entire lengthy explination of what's been going on in the last few hours. When he finally finished Amy was too shocked to move.

"Uh, Amy?" Pulling at the girl who had suddenly frozen, Jack realized that there was definitely a problem. "Come on! There's no time to waste!"

Amy simply stood still in disbelief. "Serena's a monster?"

"I don't think it's her fault. She dosen't usually act like that. I think the chemical may have affected her mind somehow. But long story short, I need your help," replied Jack as bluntly as possible.

"Shouldn't we tell someone Jack?" asked Amy nervously. Jack turned and stared at her straight in the eyes. Working outside the law was nothing new to Jack and it shouldn't have been to Amy, but she was always the goody-goody one.

"Oh yeah Amy, lets tell a bunch of people that the biggest air headed ditz in Tokyo has become a giant monster. They'll understand completely. In fact, they'll be so supportive they'll all run around in circles and then call the military in to try, and most likely fail, to blow her to smithereens. Then when she gets angry and goes Godzilla on Tokyo everything will fall nicely together." Jack said sarcastically and annoyed. "Geez... and I thought you were the smart one. Now are you gonna help or not?"

Amy simply looked at Jack with a dour face. She looked like she was about to cry. "I was just, worried. You don't have to be all mean about it."

"Look Amy, I need you right now. We have to try and stop Serena before something really bad happens. If all goes well, we can have her back to normal without an incident."

Amy still looked at Jack with that sad face of hers. While this was, granted, an extreme situation, Jack still didn't like seeing his friend this way.

"Hey, I'm sorry, okay? Tell you what, when this is all over, I'll buy you that dinner I owe you. Okay?"

"Alright." said Amy as she stood up. They both raced out of the resteraunt and about half way to the school Jack stopped in his tracks and grabbed Amy to a hault too.

"Jack, what's wrong with you?! We have to hurry!"

"Houston, we have a problem." was Jack's response. Amy looked at him and quirked a brow. "Look, we aren't gonna be able to get inside the school. Serena will see us entering. She doesn't know I left and if she sees us then I see two possibilities. Scenario One, she kills Rei, you and myself. Scenario Two, she just kills me. Either way I die so I don't really wanna do this."

Amy considered this and didn't think Serena would do that but... she didn't think that Serena would make herself 50 feet tall either. Jack was right, if they were discovered then someone was likely to get hurt or killed.

Jack had thought the situation over for no more than 10 seconds before making a decision. "We should be able to sneak in."

"You sound like you've done this before," responded Amy.

"Tell you what, if we survive this, I'll tell you the whole story."

Unbeknownst to his classmates, including Amy and Rei, (wherever she is), Jack's past was far from a happy one. And while it's true Jack has snuck into buildings before, we can't divulge why just yet(Read the very lengthy series: The Chronicles of Jack McCoy on a site that no longer exists for more details).

It didn't really matter to Amy, because it meant that she didn't have to reveal her secret.

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They had managed to make it inside the science lab without being spotted, as Jack began clearing the shelves and drawers of the equipment and materials he would need.

"Jack, what are you doing?" asked a concered Amy.

"We can't stay here! Grab some stuff, and we can do the work someplace safe."

"I don't know..." said Amy as she looked at Jack.

"What's not to be sure of?!" asked Jack as he grabbed more equipment and documentations of his research. "Rei can handle Serena till we make an antidote!"

"You sure about that?" came an angry voice from behind Jack. Rei grabbed Jack, who was more than a bit surprised, and spun him around. She attempted to hit him but like lightning Jack's hand flew up and blocked Rei's blow with a little more force than nessecary, sending Rei to the ground.

"Sorry, reflex." Said Jack apolagetically as he reached down to help Rei up.

"Where'd you learn that?" asked Amy curiously.

"Well... when you grow up in the Victoria Courts, one must learn to... uhm... defend himself." Jack said taking long pauses. He seemed not to want to reveal too much to them just yet. His past was a painful one and he was counting on ending up dead so he wouldn't end up telling anyone his past. Unfortunately, that won't be the case, as our hero will find out for himself.

"Jack, you can't leave me here. Serena's starting to get suspicious and ask questions. She'll want to see you soon and if you're not here-"

"There goes the neighborhood." Jack finished the sentance for Rei. This was a complicated situation that needed to be handled with great care and sensitivity. But how?

"Rei, if you can keep Serena busy for a few more--"

"Well! I'm not just going to stay here and play decoy all day!" Rei was obviously annoyed, but if you had to put your neck on the line distracting an insane 50 foot bimbo, well, you'd be cranky too.

"Okay, fine," responded Jack. "You can come with us. This just means we need to work a hell of a lot faster."

The three ran quickly towards an empty building where they wouldn't be interrupted, with materials and chemicals in tow. While feeling sorry for Rei, Jack had realized he had taken a huge risk in letting her come with them. If Serena decided to go into the city, he could only hope the millitary or the Sailor Scouts would be able to stop them. (Of course, Jack doesn't know the gigantic Serena is the leader of the scouts!)

Finally, the three went into the building, and quickly got to work. After 3 hours of working Jack and Amy managed to create an antidote that would in theory work. In theory though. It was risky but they didn't have aything to test it on. Or did they?

"No! No way, nah ah. I aint being a guinne pig for my own experiment!" Jack said angrily as he began backing away from Amy and Rei waving his arms to signal NO!

Amy and Rei inched closer each holding the serum.

"Come on Jack, we need to test it on something living and, since you got us into this mess-" Rei began as she inched even closer.

"ME!! I got us into this mess?!! No, Serena got herself and everyone else into this mess, I had nothing to do with it!! Einstein built the Atomic Bomb, does that make Hiroshima his fault?!! No, in fact he specifically told the president not to use the Atom Bomb on the Japanese but they did it anyway! Just like our mishap here, I'm as innocent as Einstein."

"Jack, please test it out?" asked Amy as she put on her cutest prettiest face.

"Yeah, please?" asked Rei as she too put on a cute loving seductive face.

You figure that after mishaps with Mob Spies who seduced him, Afghan Terrorists who pulled the same crap, and other incidents like this ranging from America to the Middle East and even here in Japan, Jack would learn to say no to a pretty girl. Alas, this was not the case.

Rei's eyes were too much for Jack to take. How could he say no to not one, but two pretty girls? And considering he was counting on ending up dead anyway, it was worth a shot.

"Look, I'll test it, but I'll need to take a little bit of the growth serum first. The formula doesn't shrink things, it directly neutralizes the growth formula."

"Why did you do that?" asked Amy.

"Saftey reasons. Lord knows what might have happened if Serena got ahold of a shrinking serum. This will directly counteract the growth serum, restoring Serena to her normal size, and making her sane again."

"In theory," added Rei.

"Now just give me a drop," he ordered, "and see if the antidote works without causing cardiac arrest or anything nasty like that."

Quickly obliging, Amy took a small amount of the growth liquid they analyzed and injected it into him. Not a lot, just enough to make him 6'6, tall enough to play in the NBA.

"Okay, now deliever the antidote."

Amy presented an equal part of the antidote, hoping it would shrink Jack back to normal instead of well, making him explode. To make a long story short, it worked, although Jack has the strange feeling he's a few inches shorter. Now that it worked there was an even bigger problem at hand; How to get Serena to drink the Serum.

Chapter 4: The Plan

"We'll have to get her to drink it. I don't see how we'll be able to do that though because no doubt she's discovered that both Rei and I went missing. Here's the plan I have formulated-" Jack began.

"Wait a minute," interrupted Rei. "you thought up a plan in less than a minute?"

"Yeah. I did something similar to this before. I just needed to change the original gameplan a little bit."

Rei and Amy were both beginning to wonder about Jack's rather mysterious past. They decided not to ask questions but listen in instead.

"Alright, here's the plan. Rei, you're going to lure Serena into the Shima Field's Baseball Diamond. Amy, there you'll be waiting under the bleachers. When Serena gets in the field you hop out from behind the bleachers, but KEEP your cover. Don't let her spot you. Climb up into the anouncers booth and aim the super soaker I'll provide you with at Serena's mouth. When she opens it fire away. I'll be in the other booth doing the same thing. Rei, you'll have to act as a sort of decoy and lure Serena into our line of fire. If you can get her to laugh then we'll have a clear shot at her mouth and she'll shrink back to normal size." Amy was impressed with Jack's quick thinking and instantly agreed to the plan. Rei just sighed, reluctantly agreeing to play decoy. It worked before, so she didn't see why it wouldn't work again. As long as Jack didn't find out she was Sailor Mars, it was an acceptable risk.

The three of them headed off to their positions, as Rei got in front of the gigantic Serena. Judging by the look on her face, she was not happy.

"Serena," asked Rei, "what's wrong?"

"You know what's wrong!" she screamed. "That little bug Jack ran off, and without him, I can't make more growth serum."

"Well, I know where he is!"

Serena jumped in the air, causing a small quake that nearly knocked Rei off of her feet. "Well, come on, show me where he is! I can't wait to grow more..."

Serena's ramblings were ignored by Rei as she lured the giantess to Shima field, trying to keep her as far away from houses and people as posssible. Finally Rei and Serena arrived at the baseball diamond.
"Okay Rei, where is he?" asked Serena.

"He should be here. I'll go get him."

Angry with all the waiting, Serena picked Rei up and held her in front of her huge face. "You had better hurry. If I don't see him soon, you're going to be my dinner."

As Serena put Rei down, she began to lure the giant meatball head by where Amy was hiding. She had to put her faith in her friend right now.

Amy managed to sneak up to the anouncers booth on the left, Jack was already taking aim in the booth on the right. Jack was a crackshot with a gun, a super soaker is no exception to that. Like Jack said, growing up in the victoria courts you need to learn to defend yourself. Amy however... I doubt she's ever used a gun.

Jack continued keeping his eye locked on target, the super soaker loaded with his serum. Amy kept her aim steady as well.

"That's it Rei! He's not here! You tricked me, now I'm gonna do to you what I'll do to Jack when I find him!!" Serena reached down and grabbed Rei. Rei began screaming in fear. As Serena opened her mouth to devour Rei, Jack took his opening.

"TARGET IN SIGHT, I REPEAT AMY TARGET IN SIGHT!! FIRE AT WILL FIRE AT WILL!! TARGET AT 7 O CLOCK! FIRE, FIRE!!!" Jack pulled the trigger and 5 pounds of pressurized reduction serum shot out of Jack's super soaker and hit Serena dead on target. Amy's shot missed but not by much. It took a slight adjustment of her arm but the antidote made it into Serena's mouth.

Serena dropped Rei and Rei scrambled up to Jack, who left the anouncer's booth and was now at the top of the bleachers. But something wasn't right.

"Jack? What's wrong, we did it!" Rei said as she rushed up to Jack.

"We didn't... I didn't count on this. Apparently for a job this big the antidote may take a while. I give it a day minimum to kick in, and with a giant angry meatball head on the loose, one day is all it'll take for Tokyo to be leveled." said Jack grimmly as he pointed to the still giant Serena.

Serena looked to her 3 friends and then turned to Jack, enraged. She was still big, and still very much insane! "What did you do to me?!"

Jack smiled smugly at the monstrous figure in front of him. "That was an antidote to the growth serum. It will return you to normal."

Rei and Amy looked at Jack with a sense of astonishment. Did he have a death wish?

"That's right, you big bitch!" continued Jack. "You're finished!"

The enraged Serena began to move towards Jack, but stopped when he put his finger up in the air.

"Temper, temper, psychobitch. If you get too riled up, there's no telling what the antidote will do. If your organs are shrinking, and they are, your heart and lungs will start getting smaller. Odds are it could kill you. Now just sit down like a nice girl untill you're back to normal. You don't want to overwork that heart of yours."

From the sides, Amy wondered what Jack's plan was. There were no side effects when they tested the formula. It was obviously a bluff by Jack to get Serena out of the way untill the formula shrunk her and restored her sanity. Unfortunately for Jack, Serena didn't care about anything that he had to say. "Even if I do die, I'm still gonna squash you like an ant!"

The headstrong Texan stood still as Serena lowered her hand over Jack. But before she could pulverize him, Rei screamed out, holding a bottle in her hand. A bottle with a brown liquidy substance.

"Hey! Meatball head!" she screamed. "You want some more of the serum? Here it is!"

Much to Jack's relief, Serena completely forgot about him in favor of the bottle Rei was holding in her hand.

"Give it to me!" she boomed.

"You want it, go and get it!" she said, running from Serena.

"What is she doing?" asked Amy. With no time to really think about it, she and Jack followed Rei and Serena untill they reached the wreckage of the school. Wasting no time at all when she got there, Rei threw the bottle in the rubble, then ran up to Amy and Jack while Serena bolted for the bottle.

"Do you have any idea what you've just done?!" asked an infuriated Jack.

"Yeah," responded Rei. "Lure out Meatball head with a mix of chocolate syrup and water in a bottle. By the time she's done with the fake, Serena should be at least 5 feet smaller.

"But how did you do that?"

"Someone left some syrup in the Home Ec room, and I figured it'd be a good distraction back when I was stalling Serena for you."

Jack simply looked at Rei dumbfounded.

"And by the way," continued Rei, "you should be a little more grateful. Amy and I put our necks on the line for you a lot today."

"I guess you're right," responded Jack, feeling a little guilty.

"Save the apologies for later," interrupted Amy. "We need to go, now!"

"We can't," responded Jack. "If we leave, Serena's gonna come after us, meaning she goes into the city, meaning lots of panic and other stuff right out of a Godzilla movie. Wouldn't you agreee, Rei?"

"Jack's right, we can't leave or Serena'll go Godzilla on Tokyo. We have to stand and fight." Rei said forcefully.

"Couldn't agree with you more Rei." Said Jack with a smile as he pulled out what looked like a can of Mace and a lighter. Rei and Amy looked at each other. If they fought like this, then they'd die. The only way to fight would be to transform into Sailor Scouts and get the other girls to help. But then Jack would know their secret!

Suddenly the roof was pulled off and the giantess Serena looked down angrily at them.

Chapter 5: The Cat's Out of the Bag and The Serena's Back to Normal

Realization dawned on Amy and Rei. The first thing was that Jack proved trustworthy, by trying to save Serena rather than kill her, and helping the two of them out. The second was that they didn't really have much of a choice. So the two did what they did best. They raised their wands up and transformed

"Mercury Star Power!"

"Mars Star Power!"

Jack and Serena were both bewildered by the bright light surrounding the two. Contrary to what's shown on TV, the transformations are brief, so it only took about 10 seconds for Amy and Rei to change into their uniforms. Jack, of course, couldn't believe it.

"Holy crap! You two are Sailor Scouts?!"

"Yeah," responded Amy. "Is something wrong with that?"

"No, that's great!"

"I thought you'd say that," responded Rei, "but you can't tell anyone, got it?"

"Believe me," replied Jack, "I can keep a secret. And you look great in a miniskirt." The last comment was accompanied by a wink from Jack that neither Rei or Amy expected from him.

Amy smiled and Rei felt a sense of relief and slight embarassment over Jack's comments. "Speaking of secrets though," Rei added, "you're not exactly at face value either."

"Save it!" interrupted Amy as Serena dove at them. Amy immediately recognized that in her condition, Serena didn't realize she could transform into Sailor Moon, or even think about it. But Jack didn't need to know that...

"So," asked Amy, "what's the plan?"

"Well, I've never been in a situation like this before!" Jack protested as the two looked to him for a plan.

"There's a first time for everything, Jack! It's time to see if this'll be the LAST as well." Rei said, jumping back as Serena attempted to smash her.

"If we attack full force we'll end up severely injuring her," Jack began as he dove to the side dodging Serena's foot with Amy. "I suggest we try and stun her. I have a tazer, I could probably rig it so that it'd output 50 times it's normal shock value. That should be enough to knock her out for a while. Or, we could go simple and I could grab my tranquilizer rifle and shoot her with an elephant tranquilizer."

Amy and Rei looked at Jack like he was a crazy person.

"Who has Elephant tranquilizers?!" shouted Rei.

"Or a tranquilizer rifle for that matter?" asked Amy a little more civilized.

"Someone who's into self defense and against home invasion robberies." Jack responded.

"You're paranoid."

"I'm not paranoid! I'm well prepared!" said Jack defensively as he and the girls dodged yet another attack from the giantess. "So what'll it be? Tranquilizers or the Tazer?"

"You have the taser on you?" asked Amy.

"Yeah. Just distract Serena for a few seconds, okay? I mean, you guys are super heroines, right?"

"Something like that," replied Amy. Waving her hands into the air, Mercury summoned a group of bubbles to create a fog around the area (her Shabon Spray for all of you picky otaku in the audience). In practically no time at all, Jack had set his taser with enough force to knock out a full grown bull elephant.

Serena, meanwhile, was blind as a bat in the fog, and gradually shrinking due to the effects of Jack's antidote. Unfortunately, she was still 40 feet tall, more than large enough to grind Jack, Amy, and Rei into neat smears on the ground. In her attempts to find the three, she began randomly stomping and swinging in front of her.

"I see her!" screamed Jack. Lunging towards an exposed hand, Jack plunged the taser into it, releasing 50,000 volts of electricity into her. Serena lunged back and screamed in agony.

"Jack!" screamed Rei. "You did it!"

"She's out cold." Amy said as she rushed up.

"We did it!" shouted Rei and Jack in unison. They both hugged with their eyes closed. Then they slowly opened their eyes and realized what they just did. Rei looked at Jack all fast and surprised and Jack did the same thing, then they seemed to just appear standing next to each other with no movement of getting out of the hug position. Amy couldn't help but laugh.

A thought came to Rei and Amy's mind, Jack still hadn't shared any light onto his past. It was time to come clean.

Chapter 6: The Chronicles of Jack McCoy

"Okay, Jack. It's time to come clean." Rei spoke with a force both stern and respectful. After all, if she was willing to reveal that she and Amy were Sailor Scouts, then Jack should at least be willing to reveal his past. It didn't matter to her that Serena was unconscious in back of them. The antidote would return her to normal in due time.

Jack simply looked at Rei, and sighed. "Well, let me see where to begin," he said with a sigh.

"I was the result of a drunken night in the back of a pick up truck. My father is unknown; my mom was too drunk and high to remember who he was. My mom never wanted me but, thanks to a defective condom, I was born. She hated me. She would always hit me and yell at me and blame me for her problems. I still loved her though; she was my mom after all.

"When I was 7 she gave birth to my two younger brothers, Todd and Louis. She would have hit them like she did me, but I wouldn't let her. I took all the beatings. My mother wasn't a good person. She was an alcoholic and she put at least three illegal drugs into her system a day.

"I grew up in the Victoria courts. It was the worst neighborhood in all of San Antonio. While there I learned, from an old guy who lived in the dumpster behind the alley we lived in, how to fight. He taught me how to move swift as the wind, strike like a raging fire, with all the force of a great typhoon, to be accurate as a lightning bolt with my attacks.

"My brothers weren't fighters; I wanted them to live the best life they could though so I became sort of their personal body guard. I wanted to make sure that they didn't have to go through the hell of a childhood I went through.

"I spent most of my free time playing paintball with the other kids. I learned to shoot while playing paintball.

"Then I got a job as a cop, I lied about my age so that I could get the job. That was the first time I held a real gun. It became my best friend and outlaws worst enemies. My life was getting better, but my mom was becoming an even nastier piece of work by the day.

"She hated me and my brothers. But she only ever hit me. I wouldn't let her hit my brothers. She started getting more violent with me though. She gave me a lot of scars. Most of them are still there... forever on my back they'll remain as a reminder.

"One day mom got more drunk than ever. She tried to strangle Todd... I punched her. I actually punched her!! I was shocked that I hit her and she was too. What really scared me was that, when I hit her, it felt good. She grabbed me by the throat and slammed my face into the pavement. She threw me through the window to a Texas Land and Cattle Steak House. I landed on my back on top of the grill. The burns I received were life threatening... if the manager hadn't called the hospital, I'd be dead.

"3 months later I got out of the critical condition ward. I went to the police station and grabbed my Springfield 03' rifle. The police force had tracked down my mom's supplier, we were to go there and set up positions. Kill him if he tried to run.

"I was going to kill the son of a bitch that kept supplying my mom with those god damned pills. I knew that my mom was gonna be in the Menger Hotel meeting with Enrique. I set up position in the Crocket Hotel. I looked through the scope and saw my mom buying her pills from Enrique.

"I've seen a lot of dirt bags before, but somehow, this was different. I knew Enrique was supplying my mom since before I was born, but I never said a word because my mom needed her pills. This was different, THIS was personal. I didn't just want to arrest this scum ball so he could walk free on the streets the very same day; I wanted to send this bastard to hell where he belonged.

"2 officers were set up on the other side so that we formed a triangle. Enrique was at the point of the triangle, I was at the bottom left point and Officer Zepata and Nixon were on the bottom right.

"Our sergeant moved in to get Enrique, he ran for it and my mom did too. He gave the orders, shoot to kill, I repeat shoot to kill. I found that bastard in my scope and I fired away!! I shot every ounce of hate I had for that man out in 12 rounds of 8 hot lead bullets. I got him... I got him. But it cost me... and it cost my mom even more. I hit her in the back of the head with 3 of the shots.

"Everyone praised me and said great shooting... but I killed my own mother! What had I done... god what had I done?!! With her gone my brothers and I went to an orphanage.

"I managed to get the blueprints of the place from an old friend from thee force. My brothers and I formed an escape plan from the orphanage. Louis, Todd, 3 of their friends who wanted to leave the orphanage and myself snuck out of the orphanage via the heating ducts and ventilation system. We used the plumbing system for a little bit since the toilets didn't flush at all, they were just for show. We managed to escape the orphanage.

"I went back to my old job at the police academy. I saved up some money and managed to rent a ratty crap ass apartment for us to live in. I stayed on the force for a while, working on dismantling the Mexican Mafia, the Italian Mafia, and the Russian Mob. With the help of my friends, Freak Boy & Somedude, we managed to crack down all three of them. But it wasn't over.

"I had made mortal enemies out of all of them and the few survivors from the raids joined up with the single goal of ruining my reputation and killing me. Fortunately we managed to stop that, but the three of us ended up getting fired from the force. With our source of income gone, we were gonna have to find a new way to make money." Of course, Jack decided to leave out the part where he took over all organized crime in San Antonio and made it look legitimate by calling his business McCoy Corp and only developing a conscience again when two masked vigilantes (Freak Boy & Somedude's alter-egos) launched a war on his organization. But we'll learn about that later.

"I saw an add in the paper about a foreign exchange student program. Each week you participate in the program you receive 500 smackers in cash. I took the opportunity so I could support my brothers. Unfortunately, Freak Boy bought tickets to Sudan instead of Japan and we spent half a year traveling across Africa, the Middle East, Russia and China. We finally managed to get here about 3 months ago.

"Anyway, when I get the Exchange Student checks, I send them to my brothers in the mail. That's why I'm here...." After Jack tells his story there was nothing left but a loooong silence.

The tension on the field by the school could be cut with a knife. After Jack finished his story, the room remained quiet for several minutes. Finally, Rei began to speak.

"That's, horrible."

"I can't believe your own mother would do that," added Amy.

"That's why I worked on the growth formula. I figured something like that could revolutionize the world and give my family the money we needed to live. I never expected any human to drink it, and I definitely didn't expect it to drive people insane." The last sentence was accompanied with a sense of regret and sadness.

"Aw, cheer up Jack," added Rei. "You can still work on it. We made an antidote together, didn't we?"

Jack was surprised by the unrelenting optimism of the girls in front of him. "You'd be willing to help me? Even if I know who you two really are?

"Sure!" answered a cheery Amy. "After all you've gone through, and helped us out; it wouldn't be a problem at all!"

With a life as tragic as Jack's, he was used to rejection and the like, so the fact that these two girls were willing to reveal their deepest secret, and then help him still, was something of a small miracle to him. Tears came to his eyes.

"Jack," asked Rei, "are you crying?"

"I didn't expect the two of you to be so nice, that's all."

"Hey, don't worry about it. We're friends. We're supposed to help each other out." Amy nodded in agreement.

Jack looked at the unconscious Serena. Even though she tried to kill him, and she wasn't the first, he still felt sorry for her.

"Well... it'd be mean to leave meatball head here." said Jack as he walked over to the now 20 foot giantess. "Especially since she's still half naked. Rei, Amy, you grab her legs. I'll get her shoulders."

"Where are we taking her?" asked Amy as they began hauling her off like a beached whale.

"To my place.... no wait... how bout one of your places?" asked Jack.

"Our parents would kill us." they both said in unison. Jack sighed.

"To my place it is then."

Chapter 7

Jack led the girls to an old run down neighborhood. Serena had
regressed back to her normal size now but she still remained
unconscious. Jack unlocked the door to a trailer and stepped inside.

"Welcome to my house." he said nonchalantly. Amy and Rei
looked around.

"Is that.... a chalk outline on the floor?" asked Rei as
she pointed to the chalk outline on the floor.

"Yeah... he isn't the only one who died in here though. I hope
Serena won't mind that she'll wake up in the bed my buddy from the
police academy died in." said Jack as he began walking towards
the door to a bedroom.

"When did he die?" asked Rei. Jack opened the door
revealing a dead person lying on the bed.

"Sometime between the Today Show and the Tonight Show."
said Jack with a sigh. "He was a good man..." Amy and Rei
look at each other somewhat sickened by the sight.

“Uh, Rei?"

"What is it Amy?"

"I don't think letting Serena wake up here is such a good idea!"

"It'll teach her a lesson for, well, trying to kill us," responded Rei with a slightly evil grin on her face.

After a short while, Serena finally began to come to. She was still 7 feet tall, though quickly shrinking back to her normal size.

"Uh, what happened? I had this weird dream that I grew real big and tried to kill Rei and Jack."

"Well, Serena," began Jack, "it's a long story."

It was clear now that the antidote had reverted Serena's mind back to normal, and would very soon do the same to her body. Even between the time she woke up; she had already lost half a foot in height. But the
relief quickly faded when Serena looked at the dead body next to her.

The scream could be heard three blocks away. Eventually, Rei had to cover her mouth, which now conveniently had completely returned to normal, along with Serena.

"Be quiet, meatball head! Don't you know how loud you are?"

"Where, where am I?" Serena asked, still panicked at the sight of the corpse.

"You're in my trailer." said Jack angrily at Serena. "Is there a problem with that?" he asked as he cracked his knuckles.

"NO! No, not at all!" said Serena quickly. After a lengthy explanation of what had happened, and an even lengthier period of trying to get Serena to stop crying and blubbering like a whale, they got her dressed in one of Jack's old shirts and then went off to the school where Amy and Rei, mostly Amy, promised to help Jack fix his serum.

Chapter 8

"Well, we have a theoretical improvement here... but we need a Test Subject to make sure it'll work on living things like Turkey, and Chicken and Cows so we can have more meat at a cheaper price." Jack began as he held up the new serum. Serena volunteered but everyone quickly shouted at her and she sat back down.

"Since I helped to design it," began Amy, "it would seem that I should be the one to test it."

"Sounds fair to me," responded Jack. "Rei, do you have a problem with that?"

"Nope. Not at all. Just keep it away from Meatball head."

"Hey!" shouted an angry Serena. "How was I supposed to know the old formula drove people insane?"

Once again, Amy had found herself breaking up an argument between Serena and Rei while Jack looked on.

"Calm down you two!" Turning to Jack, she took a small amount of the new serum and began to drink it.

"Now remember, only drink a little. I need to test this stuff in stages."

Nodding in agreement, Amy swallowed about an ounce of the serum, and waited for the formula to take effect.

"Booring!" Serena said as she faked a yawned.

"Not now Serena! This is important!" Rei yelled.

"Will you pipe down!" screamed Jack to Rei and Serena. "This is the good part."

Sure enough, Amy began to feel incredibly warm throughout her entire body, and soon enough, she began to grow.

Amy stopped growing at around 10 feet, since she and Rei still hadn't untransformed the uniform grew with her. Amy looked herself over not seeming to believe how small everything seemed. Then, Jack let out the classic pretty girl whistle.

"Very nice." he said as he looked up. Since Amy had gotten a so tall, Jack could see right up her mini skirt. Rei raised a hand to smack him upside the head, but remembering last time, she decided not to.

Amy blushed as she did her best to push her skirt down enough to try and cover herself. Serena had little beady eyes as she got nervous.

"Was I that intimidating when I was giant?" asked Serena as she backed up a little nervously.

"You were about 5 times her height, and 20 times scarier. That zit on your nose was huge." said Jack without taking his eyes away from Amy.

"THERE'S A ZIT ON MY NOZE?!!" Serena panicked. Rei grabbed Serena and assured her that Jack was just being Jack and joking around.

"Now," Jack began as he pulled out a tape measure. "To make sure everything's proportionate. I'll need to take some measurements." Said Jack with a smile.

Rei and Serena looked at him, both thinking: 'Typical guy...'

Amy thought about hitting Jack for being a pervert, but quickly realized at her size she could seriously harm him. So instead, she picked him up with a stern look on her face.

"You need to learn some manners, Jack!"

"Sorry," responded an embarrassed Jack.

Putting Jack down carefully, she began to walk around, testing her ability to move. Although she was annoyed with Jack looking up her skirt, she was mostly just embarrassed. Amy was not used to so much attention.

"So," asked Jack, "how do you feel?"

"Just fine, actually. And I'm sure I look fine too," she added with a slight giggle. Jack blushed at the remark.

"So," asked Rei, "you don't feel like causing mass destruction or crushing anyone?"

"Of course not! I don't want to hurt you guys!"

Jack was relieved by this. "Well, she's sane. And one ounce of the serum caused a growth from the original height to 10 feet! Very impressive!"

"Thanks, I guess."

"Hey, if it wasn't for you, I'd still be working on the compounds." Blushing, Amy turned around and looked at Rei and Serena, who gave her a thumbs-up sign.

"For the next test, I guess we could give you some more of the serum Amy, or we could test it on Rei."

Rei was confused. "Why on me?"

"I can't be sure if it works the same on everyone until two people try it."

"Why can't I try it?" asked Serena. The resulting glares from everyone, including the 10 foot tall Amy, made her sit down and keep quiet.

They decided, well Jack decided, that they would test it out on Rei. Although Rei and Amy suspected his actual motivations for giving the serum to Rei were not purely business oriented, they couldn't argue that it was a good idea to check it out on more than one person. Rei drank an ounce of the serum while Serena decided to get behind a desk BEFORE Rei became 10 feet tall.

"I don't feel anything." said Rei.

"Just wait, it'll happen." said Jack as he looked at his watch. "And.... 5... 4... 3... 2... and..." Rei suddenly felt very warm. "Now."

Rei began slowly growing and growing and boy was she tall. She became 10 feet tall just like Amy. Jack looked at Rei then back to Amy then back to Rei. So many thoughts ran through his head.

"Right on queue." said Jack. This time he tried to make it a little less obvious that he was looking up their skirts. Obviously annoyed that Jack refused to test the growth serum on her, Serena thought it would be funny if Jack got beat up by Rei, who wasn't nearly as good at controlling herself as Amy was. So, she took this opportunity to do just that.

"Hey Rei! Jack's looking up your skirt!"

"What?!" Turning to Jack, Rei looked furious.

"She's lying!" responded Jack. "She's just annoyed that I didn't give her the growth serum!"

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are! I don't go looking up people's skirts all the time!
You're just jealous!"

Rei wasn't sure who to believe. Serena did seem to be a bit jealous over not being given the growth serum, but Jack, well, Jack's a guy. And he did try to look up Amy's skirt. She wasn't sure whether to believe Jack or the meatball head.

Since Serena was Rei's friend and fellow sailor scout, she believed Serena rather than Jack who had been constantly... shall we say... being a bit inappropriate.

"You're a dead man Jack!!" said Rei as she leapt for him.

"Oh fuck!" shouted Jack as he ducked under a desk and rolled. He stood up and pulled out what looked like a gun, it was just an air-soft gun but it looked a lot like a hand gun. "I'll shoot, don't move! It's loaded and you know I'm a good shot."

Chapter 9

Jack bluffed. He was good at it. Rei faltered but only slightly.

“Now, we’re all friends here. Let’s agree to not break anyone’s neck, put our guns away… and settle this with a fucking conversation.”

Serena got wide eyed and ducked down behind a desk.

When Jack looked in Serena's direction Rei and Amy both jumped forward, thinking he actually was armed and dangerous, and tackled him. Amy grabbed the gun while Rei hit Jack HARD in the chest. You could hear the *SNAP* of a few of his ribs breaking. He'd had worse injuries but, holding in his screams of pain was still really freakin’ hard.

"Rei..." said Amy sounding very morbid.

"What?!" asked Rei angrily as she kept Jack pinned down with one hand over his broken rib cage. He winced and held in his screams of pain. "He had a gun! He could've killed all of us!!"

"He was bluffing... it's a paintball gun." said Amy as an anime sweat bead dropped down the side of her head. The sense of anger had turned to absolute dread when it hit on Rei exactly what she had done.

"Crap! This is what I get for making you an Amazon!" Jack wheezed.

Rei was quick to apologize. "Oh, Jack! I didn't know!"

"Hell, it's happened before. Cops need to make this judgment call a lot." Although he managed a smile, Jack was still in a lot of pain.

"Try not to move," responded Amy. Looking over the area where Jack was bandaged up, Amy quickly reached for some unused sheets to wrap up the areas.

"Hey, you guys are superheroes, right? Can't you just heal me?"

"We may be heroes," answered Rei, "but we're not gods. You need to get to the hospital."

"I think now would be a good time to test the antidote. No way is the hospital going to let two 10 foot sailor scouts check in a guy. And I don't trust her," Jack said pointing at Serena, who promptly stuck her tongue out at him.

"Serena!" angrily shouted Rei. "This is serious!"

"I've had worse," responded Jack. "I'm not a baby. If you're going to take me to the hospital, take the antidote, and drop me off. I'm a quick healer though. I'll be back on my feet in a week."

"Look Jack," answered Rei. "This is serious. You need to go to the hospital."

"No, really, I'll be fine. Look, it's your call. My fault anyway. Shouldn't have pulled a paintball gun."

"Why don't you want to go to the hospital Jack?" asked Amy concerned as she began to walk closer.

"One, I don't need no doctor to tell me what to do. I can handle myself..." Jack realized how that sounded. "Let me rephrase that, I can take care of myself. Two, I can't afford a doctor, a room in a hospital, or ANY of the medications or procedures they'll do on me to heal me. And 3, they’ll want to know how I broke my ribs and why they're broken in the shape of a fist." said Jack counting off the reasons on his fingers. Amy and Rei looked at each other and had to agree that, he was right.

"Ok, we won't take him to a hospital. Amy, you patch him up you're the one who knows what to do. Jack, take off your shirt so Amy can see if anything's serious." said Rei.

"Uhm... I don't really think that's necessary. I know the wounds and... It’s uh... It’s... it's nothing. Nothing... it's... nothing, nothing at all." Jack said, standing up and wincing.

"Jack," began Amy as she sat in front of him. "I need to examine the injury to determine how serious it is. Please, take off your shirt." She said both forcefully and gently. Jack was surrounded by all three girls. The two Amazons to his front left and right, and the meatball head behind him.

"I really don't think this is necessary girls." said Jack trying to avoid taking his shirt off in front of them.

"Jack," said Rei getting fed up with his whining. "If YOU don't want to take your shirt off I'll do it for you. So what's it gonna be?"

Jack sighed and took off his shirt. On his back was the burn you'd expect to see after the life threatening ordeal from his childhood. It was shaped like a bar. It wasn't deformed or anything, the skin was normal but it was darker than the rest of his skin. On the rest of his body, including his back, were several other scars. Some looked like they were from bullets, others from knives, and some from bite marks.

Amy acted very professional, despite the several questions she had for Jack about how he received some of the more grotesque slash and bullet scars, and only paid attention to his ribs. Remarkably, only 3 ribs were broken. There were 4 fractures in all but only 3 of his ribs sustained injury, his chest was bruised in the shape of Rei's fist, the fractures where her knuckles impacted. Rei and Serena were not as considerate as Amy was.

All sorts of questions flooded Jack. Rei wanted to know how much of his life he had "forgotten" to tell them. Serena wanted to know if it hurt when she poked his various burns and scars. Jack's humiliation was unbearable. Amy saw this and quickly gestured for Rei and Serena to shut up.

Now that his wounds were patched up, and his dignity partially restored, Jack was ready to begin further testing of the serum. Deciding that since Amy had been the nicest of the three girls, she would be the one to test the next batch of serum. This didn't sit too well with Serena.

"Oh come on! Why can't I get some of the serum?"

"Because, I've seen enough of a giant you to last a lifetime."

With that out of the way, Jack began to instruct Amy on the next part of the test. "Now, Amy, for this part of the test we'll need to go outside. And please, be careful, all three of you.

Nodding in agreement, the three girls went outside as Jack took notes on the behavior and appearance of Rei and Amy. So far, they didn't look or act any differently than they used to, they were just proportionally larger. This was a good thing. The last thing Jack needed were two deformed, insane sailor amazons attacking the city.

"Now Amy," began Jack, "we're going to test a significantly larger dose of the serum on you. If this goes according to plan, your growth should be proportional with the amount of serum you drink. Understand?"

Nodding, Amy took a cup of the growth serum and began to drink it while everyone looked on. Since Amy drank a cup of the serum she grew and expanded until she reached the 50 foot mark. She looked down at the very tiny Jack and Serena and then the doll sized Rei.

"Ok, now you can't call me a perv if I can see up her skirt." said Jack in his usual tone. When Jack joked, it was the never changing stoic face and tone that made it funnier.

Still... Amy didn't really encourage the idea of Jack seeing her panties so she sat down as carefully as she could. "Now can I take some measurements? We need to be sure that you're proportionate to your original size after all." Rei shoved Jack knocking him to the ground. Amy, who controls her temper very well, helped Jack up with a single hand.

"Thanks Amy, well this proves that sanity remains even at the fifty foot mark. Everything looks proportionate but without exact measurements we can't be sure." said Jack poutily. Even Amy had to give Jack a VERY gentle fwap on the head with her index finger. Rei walked up to Jack.

"Ok Jack, now give me some." said Rei as she looked down at him.

"You broke my ribs and knocked me flat on my ass, if we're testing anything on you, it's the antidote." said Jack sternly.

"Oh, come on Jack! Please?" she said as she gave him big puppy dog eyes. When will Jack learn that it's pointless to argue with a pretty girl?

Unable to resist Rei's charms, Jack gave her the serum and watched as she expanded into a 50 foot tall giantess. This made Jack more than a little reprehensive. After all, Rei did break his ribs. From his viewpoint, Rei looked completely normal like Amy, just a lot bigger.

"So," began Jack, "how's the weather up there?"

"Just fine," responded Rei. "Wanna see?"

Before Jack could respond to this, Rei lifted Jack up into the air and placed him on her shoulder. From there, Jack could see the entire neighborhood, although it wasn't exactly much to look at.

"So, uh, Rei..."

"Yes, Jack?"

"How do you feel?"

"Just fine, actually. I feel pretty much the same that I felt when I was 5 feet tall."

"Very good! How about you, Amy?"

"Just fine," responded the blue-haired giantess. This was great news for Jack. Unlike the first test of the serum, the second one was going off without a hitch.

Of course, Serena didn't want to be left out of the fun. So it came as no surprise to Jack when she went over to the feet of Amy and Rei and began begging Jack for the serum.

"Please, I'll be good! I really will!"

"I already said NO!"

"Oh come on! You made Rei and Amy huge! And Rei broke your ribs." That reminder made Rei shudder a little.

"Yeah," responded Jack, "but you tried to kill me, and Rei, and Amy!"

"But I'll be good this time! PLEASE?!?" shouted Serena. Finally Jack had enough.

"ALRIIIIGHT!!!" he angrily shouted at the top of his lungs. "JESUS!! If it will shut you up then here!!" Rei put Jack down and Jack began walking up to Serena when a thought hit him.

"Serena... if I give you the serum then you'll grow and rip my Led Zeppelin shirt to shreds." Jack said. Serena smiled. Rei and Amy didn't want Serena to transform but they couldn't stop her. She tossed Jack his shirt. It landed on his head shielding his eyes.

"Moon Crystal Power!" shouted Serena as she transformed into Sailor Moon. Jack took his Led Zeppelin shirt off his head and saw Serena in Sailor Moon's outfit. He smacked himself in the head then gave her the vile. Serena drank it and like the others became fifty feet tall.

Chapter 10

So, like before, Serena was a towering 50 foot tall blonde. Unlike before, she was in control of herself and with her two equally gigantic friends. "But what's the use of being big," she thought, "if you can't have some fun with it?" With this in mind she reached for the tiny Jack and picked him up.

"Hey! Serena!" screamed Jack, who was back on the way into his house to put away his Led Zeppelin shirt. Her sudden action caused Jack to drop the shirt on the ground. "What are you going to do to me?"

"Oh, just have a little fun with our little man. Right girls?" Serena asked as Rei and Amy nodded in agreement, giggling at the little Jack. Jack just shook his head, wondering if he should have given Serena the growth serum.

"What have I done?" he wondered aloud. This only caused the girls to giggle more.

"Oh don't act that way Jack," cooed Rei. "I mean, you're so cute when you're small."

"Yeah,” added Serena as she began to stroke Jack with her fingers. It felt good, hell, it felt great to him, but he was still worried about what 3 sailor giantesses could do to him. So he went to the girl who helped him out before.

"Uh, Amy?" Jack began. “A little help?”

She said nothing, but instead leaned toward Jack, which admittedly scared him. That was, until she puckered her lips and kissed Jack, relaxing him and exiting him at the same time.

"They're right y'know," began Amy. "You really are cute when you're small."

As Jack sighed and gave in the girls all began cuddling with him and kissing him and nuzzling him against either their cheeks or breasts in turn. Jack liked it so he didn't complain.

"Enjoying yourself?" asked Rei teasingly as she continued nuzzling Jack against her chest.

"Is it even necessary to ask?" he asked in a relaxed and very comfortable tone.

The girls giggled as Rei passed Jack to Amy who smiled at him and continued to cuddle and huggle him. After about 3 minutes Amy reluctantly passed Jack to Serena.

"See Jack? If you hadn't given me the serum then this wouldn't have happened and you wouldn't be being kissed and loved by 3 good looking goddesses." said Serena with a big smile as she nuzzled the tiny Jack against her cheek.

"Pozo... dos diosas hermosas y un demonio del blonde. BWA HA HA HA HAAA!!" Basically translated, Jack said: Two beautiful goddesses and one blonde demon. Then he laughed hysterically. Serena didn't know what Jack said and she didn't care. Amy on the other hand took Spanish and had to suppress laughing out loud for fear that it might make Serena hurt Jack.

After 5 minutes of being cuddled and kissed by Serena, Jack was grabbed by Rei. During all of this, he had practically forgotten about his broken ribs and the fact that he was supposed to be performing an experiment. He was quickly reminded of the former when Rei started to kiss his bruised ribs, cooing at him.

"Does the boo-boo still hurt?" she asked jokingly.

"I don't think so," replied an unsure Jack.

Giggling at the remark, Rei continued to snuggle Jack until Amy motioned to Rei to grab him. As Rei handed Jack over to Amy, who began to cuddle the tiny figure into her chest, Jack had realized something. He still needed to work on the formula.

"Uh, ladies, I just remembered..."

Jack's words were cut off as Amy put Jack down on the ground, only for all three girls to lower their heads and start kissing him at once. Any desire to continue working was instantly eradicated. All he could do was hear the collective giggling of Rei, Serena, and Amy, and feel their lips across his entire body.

"See Jack? Aren't you glad you gave me the serum?"

"I could keep this up all day."

After a short while of collective kissing, Jack regained his composure, and decided that they needed to continue with the experiments.

"It shouldn't be much longer," proclaimed Jack. "Just a couple of minor tests. We'll give you girls a bit more of the Serum to see if there are any side affects when you get over the 50 foot mark. Sound good to you?" he asked. The girls nodded and Jack gave them more of the serum.

After a few seconds of waiting the girls doubled in size and became
100 feet tall!! Jack was awestruck as he looked up at the three goddesses standing before him. They all looked down at him and smiled. Rei was the one to reach down and pick Jack up first.

"You know Jack, the girls and I were thinking and I think some of our friends would really like being this big too." she said as she smiled at him.

"Uhm... are you sure that's a good idea?" Jack asked seeming a little worried.

"Don't worry," Rei cooed. "We wouldn't let anything happen to our little man." this was met with giggles from Serena and Amy. Jack, remembering Serena's several attempts on his life and Rei's almost killing him earlier, was a bit skeptical but agreed. The girls then began heading into the city.

"Are you sure it's a good idea for the three of you to go into the city?" asked Jack.

"Sure," responded Amy. "Since Lita lives closer to this neighborhood, we'll head by her place first. Don't worry, we'll be careful." she said winking as she spoke.

"Well, okay."

"Great!" shouted Serena. "Let's go!"

The three girls went off into the city, with Jack on Rei's shoulder. True to Amy's word, the three were incredibly careful, not causing the massive amount of damage Jack expected. In fact, other than an accidentally crushed car due to Serena, the trip was virtually property-damage free. That of course, didn't stop the onlookers from running away while trying to peek under the sailor's skirts. Rei didn't take too kindly to this.

"Hey! Knock it off you pervs!" All it took was one stomp on the ground from her huge foot to get the crowd to behave, for the most part anyway.

Finally the group made it to Lita's house. Knocking at the door lightly with her finger, Amy waited patiently for the sailor scout known as Sailor Jupiter to come outside. When she did, Lita was stunned at the 100 foot tall figures she instantly recognized as her friends.

"Serena? Amy? Rei? What happened to you?"

From the top of Rei's shoulder, Jack answered that question. "Just an experiment with some growth serum. It's all in the name of science."

Recognizing Jack from school, Lita finally began to connect two and two. "Jack, you did this?"

"Yeah!" responded Serena. "Isn't it great?"

"Anyway," continued Jack, "the girls convinced me to come over here and ask you if you wanted to help me out with testing the serum. What do you say?"

Lita thought it would be fun to be giant-sized so she quickly agreed. She transformed into Sailor Jupiter, when she learned that her clothes would not grow with her. Then was given an equal amount of the serum. A little bit later she became another hundred foot giantess.

Jack began thinking back to the first time he met Lita. It was his 2nd week at school and she gave him a black eye for whistling at her. Jack began to question the sanity of his decision when Lita picked him up off Rei's shoulder and gave him a big kiss for inventing this wonderful thing!

"Thanks Jack! This is the best thing you've ever done." said Lita with a smile as she gave him yet another big kiss. Jack forgot all his worries realizing that the one thing all tests had in common was: Mild sedative/alcohol buzz effect causing mild judgement impairment. Increase in sensual/romantic desires. In other words, Boy Crazy giantesses. This would definitely work to Jack's advantage. Jack theorized that the serum somehow caused a disproportionate growth in the production of hormones and quite possibly affected the sex drive. The sex drive is the 2nd most powerful instinct of the human mind as it is(2nd only to hunger/food), so if this serum was doing what Jack hypothesized, the sex drive might well become the most powerful instinct of the giantesses minds.

Rei grabbed Jack and placed him on her shoulder again. She seemed a BIT jealous. She was glad to have him back at the least.

"Ok, now let's go get Mina. She'll LOVE this!!" said Serena. Then another thought hit the girls, Lita still didn't know how it was to have fun with a little man.

They could either go get Mina THEN have some fun OR, they could let Lita have some fun with Jack while they go get Mina. It was needless to say that the experiment was kind of out the window and they were now doing this not in the name of science, but just for fun and the sake of having a good time. Thinking for a short time, Serena and the others came to conclusion that more giantesses equaled more fun. So they headed on down to where Mina lived, while Rei, Jack, Amy, and Serena filled Lita in on the details of the story up till now. Of course, they didn't agree on everything.

"So the serum drove Serena insane, and then she tried to kill you?" asked Lita.

"Well, yeah," responded Serena, "but it wasn't my fault! The serum wasn't ready!"

Hearing this caused Lita to gulp in worry. "I drank..."

"Relax," responded Jack. "You drank a modified form of the serum with no side effects." Of course, Jack left out his own specific observations of the subject, not deeming them important enough for them to know.

Unlike the previous trip, the crowds following the scouts were much smaller, most of them being scared off by Rei's outburst earlier. The few onlookers were mostly ignored, except for one that Serena tried to reach for. The terrified man quickly ran into a building while the girls kept moving forward.

Like before, they made it Mina’s home. However, they didn’t find her in her house, but outside on a jog. Of course, she quickly stopped when she noticed her four skyscraper sized friends.

"Serena? Rei? Lita? Ami? What happened?"

"The most wonderful thing in the world!" answered Lita. "Jack over here made a growth serum, and now look at us!"

"I feel incredible!" added Serena. Looking at the man on Rei's shoulder, Mina asked Jack exactly why he did this.

"It's part of a scientific experiment, and the girls are helping out. It's a long story."

"So," asked Rei, "do you wanna grow or not? It'll be fun!"

Mina of course didn't want to be left out of the fun so she quickly agreed. Once she transformed into Sailor Venus, then became the size of a sky scraper, she too picked up the tiny Jack and gave him a big kiss. 5 boy crazy giantesses... one lone boy. Won't this be interesting?

Chapter 11

"I call him first!" said Serena excitedly. Lita and Mina quickly disagreed.

"Serena, they're right. They haven't had a chance yet. Let them have some fun with him first. Then we can all pick up where we left off last time." said Rei as she picked up Jack from her shoulder and held his tiny form in the palm of her hand. She stroked him gently not really wanting to let him go.

After a short period of arguing, Mina finally relented and let Lita pick up the tiny Jack first. Well, it wasn’t really relenting. It was more like losing a debate about whether or not 26 out of 50 in Rock Paper Scissors would be acceptable. All the other girls looked on anxiously, waiting for their turn with their little man.

For about twenty seconds, Jack began to reflect on his day. He woke up trying to change the world, got nearly killed, opened up some wounds, and now was here. Compared to the living hell he was living in for the past few years, this was heaven, pure and simple.

Jack's train of thought on the day was immediately interrupted when Lita huggled Jack right into her massive chest, rubbing the doll sized figure right into her breasts.

"Oh, Jack, this is so great! I can't believe you did this to us!"

"Hey, anything for a mmphh," Jack said as his last words were stifled by Lita's enormous breasts. Before he could say anything else, he was brought in front of her face, as she engulfed his entire head with a kiss. When she stopped the kiss and pulled Jack out, all he could see was Lita with the biggest smile he had ever seen on her.

"Me next!" shouted Mina.

"But I'm just getting started."

"Why don't we let Jack decide?" asked Rei.

"I really don't want to," said Jack, afraid of the consequences of his decision.

"Well," suggested Mina, "if you want, we could both play with you at once?"

As Jack reflected on his decision he realized if he picked one girl, like Rei for instance, the others might get mad at him. I don't know about you, but having 4 girls who could crush you with one finger get pissed off at you, doesn't sound very appealing to me. Now he knew how Zeus felt at that party in The Iliad. Where’s Paris when you need him? So Jack simply said, "Hey, there's plenty of Jack to go around. So, let's not fight. The more the merrier after all."

The girls giggled at his words as they continued to have the irresistible urge to smother and choke something, namely Jack, with love and affection. So they were left with only the question of what to do with their tiny man. While Mina was having her turn with Jack, Amy and the others decided to take the next step with Jack. So while Mina was lying down with Jack on her bosom; Amy lay down on top of her, putting Jack between the breasts of both gigantic ladies.

"My turn."

"Aww..." Reluctantly taking Jack out of the crevasse between the two girls’ breasts, Mina handed Jack over to Amy, who had a mischievous smile on her face. This puzzled Jack.

"Uh, Amy? Are you all right?"

"I feel fine. Better than fine. But I think now we need to go a little further.”

"Further?"

"That's right, Jack." Lying down in the middle of the street, Amy put Jack on top of her body, and slowly started to undress. "Go ahead, go wherever you want. But you might want to take off your clothes first."

*****************************HAULT! PAUSE!!****************************

“Freak Boy, what did you just do?”

“I paused the story.”

“How do you pause a story?”

“The same way you pause a video game, Somedude. With a game consol controller that you hook up to the book,” Freak Boy said, producing a video game controller that seemed to blend the Gamecube & X-Box controllers together. Somedude nodded.

“Hi, I’m Somedude.”

“And I’m Freak Boy.”

“You probably know us as the legendary writing duo, Freak Boy & Somedude.”

“We just wanted to apologize in advance for the content that is going to come up,” Freak Boy said. “When writing this, I was a horny middle school kid who enjoyed parodying video games and anime shows.”

“Right, we were much younger and this story was more of an experiment than anything else.”

“If the following sex scenes offend anyone, kindly get a life. And, in the famous words of Dick Cheney, ‘Go Fuck Yourself!’ Thank you. PLAY!”

****************************RESUMING STORY****************************

Chapter 12

Jack looked around his new surroundings as the other girls looked on a bit jealous. All were waiting anxiously for their turn with Jack. To the north were her breasts, now only covered by a massively sized bra. To the south, Amy's panties. After praising science and his own luck, Jack decided that if he went down south, he might drown. So he went up north and began climbing Amy's titanic breasts. She let out a soft moan in pleasure as she felt Jack's tiny form climb her bosom.

As Jack made it to the top of her breasts, Amy gave Jack a little nudge in the direction of her pert and erect nipples.

"Go on Jack," Amy cooed as she gave him another nudge. "You know you want too." she said with a smile.

Jack didn't argue as he began massaging Amy's nipples. She moaned in pleasure. After a few more minutes of ecstasy it was no longer Amy's turn. Lita and Mina had already had their turn, and Amy had just finished hers. Rei and Serena were once again having an argument over who would get to play with Jack now.

"We'll let Jack decide!" said Rei angrily.

"Ok then. Just remember Jack, Rei broke your ribs!" said Serena trying to build up her case.

"You seemed to forget to mention that to us Rei." said Lita as Mina nodded in agreement. Both girls wanted to know how Rei broke Jack's ribs, but they would have to wait.

"That's not as bad as what Serena did to Jack! Serena tried to kill him!" said Rei angrily. She and Serena both gave Jack their sexiest looks. Jack looked from girl to girl and could only think one thing, ‘God damn it… why do I have to choose?’

"Rei wouldn't have broken my ribs if you didn't egg her on," responded Jack to Serena. Rei was excited as Serena moped a little, wanting a turn with Jack.

"Yes!" responded the black haired sailor as she began to undress. Jack, who was enjoying every minute of this, started to climb onto Rei's body, ready to please her.

The actions of the 5 sailors and Jack were not ignored. A small crowd had gathered by where the sailors were, and the reactions from the crowd ranged from awe to protests. One middle aged woman leading the protests started to throw cans at Serena.

"Get out of our neighborhood! Children don't need to see this!"

While the impetuous soccer mom may have gotten off easier if she had thrown garbage at Amy or Mina, she didn't know better. Now all 100 feet of Sailor Moon was right in front of the woman, who fell down in awe.

"No one's forcing your kids to watch this. Besides, it's not like we're hurting anyone. We just want to have some fun with our little man. Why don't you go out to dinner or something?"

The woman was furious. No one, no matter how big, ever talked back to her. "You big bitch! This is MY neighborhood, not yours! GET OUT!"

In some bizarre train of thought, this may have sounded like a good idea, but now the woman was realizing it was pretty stupid. Serena bent down and picked up the bitchy woman.

"So, you were saying?" said Serena as she stood to her full height and held the soccer mom in front of her face.

"I... I..." stammered the terrified woman. Jack sighed.

"Serena, put her down." said an irritated Jack.

"But, she threw garbage at me!" whined Serena as she stomped her foot on the ground, accidentally crushing a mail box.

"Serena, DOWN!" said Jack sternly as he pointed to the ground. Serena pouted then glared at the bitchy lady that reminds me of Freak Boy’s mother, but slightly more idiotic.

"Just be glad that he was here to protect you." She grumbled. She placed the terrified woman on the ground and she began running. Some of the crowd joined her, the others stood looking at the guy who commanded a hundred foot giantess.

"I say we get out of here before the police show up. Let's go back to my neighborhood, the police don't go there very often. They’re worried the Mob'll shoot their cars with bazookas." said Jack nonchalantly. Lita and Mina, who didn't know anything about Jack, were a bit surprised to hear him speak of this so calmly.

"I don't really feel like getting shot..." said Mina as she looked at Jack.

"Ok... how about the beach then?" suggested Jack. Some of the girls smiled thinking thoughts along the lines of, 'The beach! How romantic!!' Mina and Lita voted for the beach. Serena and Amy voted for Jack's neighborhood. The tie breaker would be Rei, since Jack didn't want to vote against anyone for fear of being crushed.

"No offense Jack," responded Rei, "but I think the beach sounds a lot nicer.

"None taken," responded Jack in his usual calm and collected voice. "Let's go!"

After Serena's demonstration on the soccer mom, the crowds were virtually non-existent. The five managed to make it to the beach without a problem. While the beach still had its fair share of people, the sun was starting to set, and most of the families that would otherwise object to 5 giant Sailor Scouts and a little man playing on the beach had already left, with more leaving all the time. This made it easy to pick out a spot.

The girls couldn't have been happier with the setting. The sun was slowly fading, and they were there with their little lover. Apart from the whole being humongous thing, it was something out of an old romance novel.

"So," cooed Rei, "where were we?"

"I think I was about to..." responded Jack as he suddenly dropped a bottle containing more of the growth serum. Serena looked hungrily at it.

"Oh Jack," whispered Serena. "I think I'd like more of the serum."

Reaching down to pick up the bottle, Jack looked around at the five girls, all eying the bottle. "I'm not so sure that's a good idea."

"Please?" asked all the girls at once, putting on their puppy dog faces. Jack couldn't take it, but he had one condition.

"Fine. But you all get an equal share. Otherwise no one gets it.
Okay?"

They all agreed and then the girls consumed the last of the growth serum and grew only another 15 feet. Not much of the serum was left and split 5 ways made it even less. Now, all the sailor giantesses stood 115 feet tall!

"Well Jack, shall we begin now?" asked Rei as she gently stroked his chin with her index finger.

"I, uh... sure." said Jack speaking quite incoherently.

Rei moved her tiny man right up to her face, puckered her lips and gave him a big kiss. She nuzzled him against her cheek then her ample bosom.

"Ya know, Jack, I have a secret to tell you." said Rei as she continued nuzzling and stroking her little man. "I've had a crush on you since the day you came to Japan. Now here you are, all mine to love and cuddle." she said with a smile as the others looked on jealously. Jack was after all, quite a catch, and more than one of the Sailor Scouts had a crush on him, namely Amy and Mina. Lita found Jack to be far to money hungry and Serena was much more interested in Darien. However, thanks to the affects on the mental status of the Scouts, Lita and Serena would gladly have fun with him, especially since Jack was completely in their control.

After about 5 minutes of watching Rei play with Jack, Serena began to get a little impatient. "Hey no fair!" she screamed.

"Come on Meatball head, give me some more time!"

The other girls quickly began to argue that it was in fact Serena's turn. So Rei was forced to give up Jack to Serena, who looked at him rather eagerly.

Jack was a little worried, and had reason to be so. After all, the two didn't exactly see eye to eye. So he was rather surprised when Serena brought Jack close to her face and started kissing him.

"I can't thank you enough for doing this," Serena remarked as she kept kissing him. "Do you forgive me for acting all crazy earlier?" she asked the sexiest she could.

"Well, sure, I guess," responded an unsure Jack. He wasn't sure whether Serena's kindness toward stemmed from the serum, or maybe she was just messing with him before.

In any event, the now-gigantic Serena slowly lowered Jack onto her bosom, which she in turn lowered into the water of the ocean. For the next ten seconds, Jack was soaked, but otherwise fine since the meatball head was being VERY careful with her toy.

Finally she decided to do something that exited Jack and the few remaining people on the beach. She stripped completely naked, and placed Jack on top of her breast.

"Go on," she cooed. "We both want it."

Amidst a few cat-calls from the departing beach teens, Jack began to pleasure Serena's nipples. Her moans of pleasure could be heard across the entire beach, including a police patrol boat that saw them.

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"Holy crap, Jake! Do you see that?"

"I do, but I don't believe it!"

"Shouldn't we call for backup? You know, do something?"

"Hell no! They already think we're crazy from that UFO report, the Godzilla mishap and the Iceberg heading for Tokyo!! The last thing we need is them thinking we're psychopathic freaks seeing giant naked women!!" said Jake.

"Good point Jake. Let's forget we ever saw this."

Chapter 13

Meanwhile back on the beach, Jack was still pleasing the blonde giantess. Her moans of pleasure were heard loud and clear by Serena's friends, especially Jack whose ears could barely take the loud noise. Finally Lita, Mina and Amy began growing impatient with her.

"Just a little bit more girls, come on! Please!?" Serena begged as she moved her tiny boy-toy across her breasts.

"You made me give him up too Serena, now it's Lita's turn." said Rei. The other girls nodded in agreement. After all, fair is fair. Serena gave Jack to Lita after at least 3 minutes of arguing.

"Now you're all mine Jack. You're in for a good time, little man." she said with a smile as she brought Jack up to her face and planted a BIG kiss on him.

Lita, who was now thoroughly enjoying her turn with Jack, slowly, (very slowly. Think Bond villain trap slow. Well, maybe not that slow.--Somedude) lowered Jack into her panties, all the while petting him with her fingers.

"You OK down there Jack?" she asked.

"Just a little tired. But are you sure I'll be safe, well, y'know..."

"Relax," cooed Lita. "I won't let anything happen to you. Mina still hasn't had her turn yet." Her wink made Jack feel a little better as he was completely lowered into Lita's panties.

(Don’t look at me, I didn’t write this. -- Shifty eyed Freak Boy)

Looking around, Jack attempted to get his bearings. When he finally saw what he was looking for, the massive cave known as Lita's vagina, he began to kiss it and pleasure it out of instinct.

"Well, I can bet everyone in the school wanted to get into Lita's panties, and here I am!" Jack thought to himself. "Hope you can feel this!"

Outside, Lita began to feel Jack's movements into her, moaning and screaming in ecstasy. This only made Mina more anxious to get her hands on Jack. The others girls, meanwhile, were discussing their future at this size.

"I don't think we can stay like this forever," said a worried Amy.

"Relax!" responded Rei. "If we can't, we'll just make more serum, and grow big whenever we want to have fun."

"Sounds good to me," responded Serena.

"Me too," seconded Mina. Lita was of course, too busy with Jack to notice anything.

"Yes! More! More! Keep going Jack!" Lita hadn't felt this good, well, ever. Jack was enjoying it, but pleasing a 115 foot tall Sailor Scout down there is hard work. Not to say he wasn't enjoying it.

Having heard enough, Mina decided it was her turn!

"Lita, you're gonna tire him out then he won't have enough energy for us!" Mina complained. The other girls agreed. Lita sighed and reluctantly pulled Jack out of her womanhood. Jack was a sticky mess and was covered in Lita's juices.

"What happened? Did I win the prize? Did I say the secret word?" said a tired, confused and disoriented Jack.

"If the prize is a chance with me then yes you won," said Mina with a wink as she picked Jack out of Lita's palm. She stroked him gently and lovingly. Jack was only slowly starting to regain his composure as Mina sat down, placed him on her breasts, and slowly leaned her head towards him, lifting her breasts at the same time.

"What are you going to do to me?" asked Jack.

"Suck on you. Problem?"

"No," quickly responded Jack. His banged up ribs were a testament to what happened if he got on the bad side of these titanic beauties, and he was careful not to make the same mistake again. So Jack willingly let Mina place him on her lips as she very carefully began to suck on him and his manhood. The feeling of Mina's tongue all over his body was almost too much for Jack to bear.

"Mmmm... Jack, you taste so good." moaned Mina as she continued to suck on Jack.

“Not TOO good, I trust,” Jack got out between gasps.

"Speaking of taste," remarked Serena. "I'm kind of hungry. Who wants dinner?”

"Do you think it's a good idea to go into the city like this?" asked Lita. "I mean, after what happened before..."

"No one's gonna care if we go into the city to just get something to eat. And if they do, it's not like they can stop us. Besides," Serena said with a sexy undertone, "I wanna show off."

At this point Mina finished licking her little lollipop. Taking Jack out of her mouth and placing him on her shoulder, Mina began to stroke him while listening to the others debate what to do about dinner.

"If you guys don't want to go into the city," suggested Jack, "then I could get some food."

Amy and Jack managed to talk the girls out of walking into the city and leaving a path of mass destruction in their wake. So, Jack took their rather large orders.

Chapter 14

"Ok, so that's 60 Big Macs, 120 boxes of French fries, 20 salads, 20 plates of Spaghetti and Meatballs and 125 gallons of soda." said Jack as he did all the calculations of the increased size of the food the girls would need to satisfy their appetites. "Anything else?" he asked sarcastically as an anime sweat bead dropped down the side of his head.

"Could you put in an extra 20 Big Macs please?" asked Serena as she licked her lips.

"I'm not made of money ya know," said Jack irritably. "Any of you got the money to pay for this?" he asked as he began looking through his wallet.

"Well... how much money DO you have Jack?" asked Amy seeming concerned.

"Well let’s see... I have... 2 dollars and 23 cents..." he said embarrassedly. The girls looked at him seeming to wonder how he got by in life. "DON"T WORRY!!" began Jack. "I have a plan. Amy, you can come into town with me and grab the food once I order it, then explain how it's for the noble cause of keeping Japan safe and keeping the defenders of truth and justice with full bellies," said Jack.

"But there's nothing to defend Tokyo from." said Amy.

"YOU SEE!!! It's working already!!" said Jack. The other girls smiled.

The girls decided that it would be a good idea for Amy to accompany Jack in order to make their case. So the four girls started to make a space for the food while Jack rode on Amy's shoulder into the city. Eventually, the pair made it to a street in the Shinjuku district that was literally wall-to-wall restaurants.

"Jack, are you sure about this?" asked Amy.

"Relax. Helping the city is your job, and you can't do that on an empty stomach, right?"

"Right!" responded Amy enthusiastically. With her confidence renewed by Jack's powers of persuasion, she went down into the street, letting Jack off in the McDonalds. A Japanese teen was managing the register.

"May I help you?"

"Hey, uh, can I order 80 Big Mac extra value meals super sized, 20 salads and 40 extra orders of extra-large fries?"

"Is this a joke?" asked the man.

"Well, it's not for me." Motioning outside, the man saw a 115 foot tall Sailor Mercury, who waved and blew a kiss at the man in an attempt to look friendly.

"Uhm... ok. Hold on." said the unsuspecting cashier. "Chuck, 80 Big Mac extra value meals, 20 salads, and 40 extra boxes of extra large fries." he said shivering.

"Is this some kind of-WHOAH!!" said the even more unsuspecting chef. After a while all the food was prepared.

"Here... no charge..." they said.

"Ok, then in that case I'll have another Big Mac value meal with a large Dr. Pepper." Jack said with a smile. They gave him his meal then Jack motioned for Amy to grab the food. They went off to Zeo's Italian Kitchen to get Mina's 20 bowls of Spaghetti and got much of the same reaction.

Amy and Jack returned with the food, Amy carrying all the food since the weight of half the load would probably crush Jack.

"Thanks Jack! How can we pay you back?" asked Rei as she began popping burgers into her mouth.

"Just don't drop me in there and we'll call it even." said Jack. The girls laughed at his remark and chow time began.

"Can you believe that they didn't even charge us?" asked Amy as she dropped a few boxes worth of fries into her mouth.

"Yum, free. My favorite flavor." said Jack.

Chapter 15

The 5 girls and Jack were set up around the beach, eating their food and discussing the events of the day, and the future, among other things.

"Staying like this all the time would be impractical," began Amy. "I mean, look at the amount of food it takes to satisfy us for one meal!"

"She's right," responded Rei as she downed another 5 burgers in a single gulp. "And where would we sleep?"

Between bites of pasta, Mina began to pout a little. "Aww, I like being big. None of this would have happened if we stayed small."

"Well," interrupted Jack, "I could always make more serum. Now that I have the proper formula worked out, I could make as much as I want!"

Lita, whose mouth was filled with enough salad to satisfy a small union work force, agreed with Jack. "Good idea."

"But you'd have to give me a little time. Once this stuff gets mass-produced, we'll be able to raise enough giant plants and animals to feed cities. We could make world hunger a thing of the past. Not to mention the limitless rewards of cold hard cash," Jack said, rubbing his palms together.

"And then maybe we could stay huge," added Serena as she downed another batch of fries with several gallons of soda.

"Maybe," added Jack. The thought of the girls being gigantic and fawning over him all the time wasn't without its charm, but there were several reasons to throw in that “Maybe.” One was that, while he enjoyed being loved, it’s hard to run a multi-billion dollar corporation from in between a girls breasts. Not to mention he still needed to see how the serum progressed, and make sure there were no long-term side effects. Nevertheless, the girls were excited at the prospect.

"Let's go for a swim." suggested Serena as she stretched her arms above her head.

"Sounds good to me." said Mina and Rei in unison. Rei agreed too. Amy however, like always, was concerned about more than just herself.

"If we go for a swim we might end up sinking a ship, or even losing Jack. He might drown if he fell into the water and-" Amy began, but then Jack interrupted her.

"First off, Amy, I know how to swim. Second off, I survived Hurricane Larry on a stupid flimsy little raft south of Mexico on my vacation a few years ago. I'll be fine if we go for a swim. Just because
I'm smaller than all of you doesn't mean you have to treat me like a baby or something." said Jack defensively. Amy apologized for treating Jack like a child.

"So, which one of us gets Jack while we're in the water?" asked Serena. She volunteered but Jack didn't deem her responsible or trustworthy enough. Jack didn't know Lita and Mina well enough so the decision was once again between Rei and Amy. He did agree that Amy would be most careful and she would be very trustworthy.

Rei, well Jack had a MAJOR crush on Rei since the first day he laid eyes on her. When some punk tripped him and he fell flat on his face, the first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was Rei's panties. Then when he moved his eyes a bit he saw her gorgeous face.

"I'll go with Rei." Jack reasoned that he had already traveled into the city with Amy, and trusted Rei. Amy managed to take it quite well as Rei picked Jack up.

"Don't worry little Jack, I'll be careful."

"Will you relax? I'll be just fine." As Jack found a comfortable place to stay on Rei's back, the rest of the girls began to strip down into their bras and panties. After all, they didn't want to get their uniforms wet.

Finally, when all the girls were ready, they started swimming out to sea, with Jack getting the view of a lifetime.

Chapter 16

About a yard out from the beach, the police patrol boat which had initially encountered the scouts was stationed, looking out for anything unusual. 5 swimming giantesses certainly qualified.

"Oh God Jake, not again!"

"What is it this time?"

"It's the girls from before! The really huge ones!"

"For Christ's sake, you're hallucinating. There are no giant girls. We're both seeing a joint hallucination. Now pass the vodka."

"Isn't it illegal to drink on duty?"

"If we're drunk, at least we can say we saw 5 giant women without being called insane."

"Good point."

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This was definitely better than riding that old raft. Jack was enjoying the view of the ocean along with the five girls as they kept swimming.

"How are you Rei?" asked Jack. "Tired?"

"No, I'm just fine. How are you up there?"

"You mean on your bare back, with this beautiful ocean view? Just fine."

Rei giggled at the remark. But their conversation was quickly interrupted as Serena pointed at an object up ahead.

"Look a cruise ship!" said Serena as she pointed to the boat labeled, Lou's Casino Cruise.

"Hey," said Jack with a touch of nostalgia in his voice. "I remember that boat. I got so drunk I thought I was the Mr. Peanut guy." he said as he laughed.

When the other girls looked at him seeming to wonder what his problem was, he shrugged. "Well, when a pretty casino chick offers you a Manhattan... you don't say no." Mina, Amy, and Serena giggled. Lita sighed and Rei scolded Jack for under aged drinking. The ship rode by with several people taking pictures of the giant sailor girls.

"Go on girls, why don't you give the drunken gamblers what they want. Pose for the cameras." said Jack with a grin.

Serena had been waiting for a chance to show off to a crowd for a while now. She was deterred from entering the city when everyone feared the mass destruction she would cause, but now that threat didn't exist. So it was no surprise when she started to pose for the cameras, as the drunken gamblers looked on.

"Come on girls!" she shouted. "Strut your stuff!"

Nodding in agreement, the other girls began to pose for the onlookers, with Jack looking on from Rei's shoulder. The crowd's reaction was quite enthusiastic. One person was a little too enthusiastic, as he hung by the rail, and fell off the boat!

Noticing this, Mina quickly stopped posing and grabbed the partygoer, returning him to the boat amidst cheers from onlookers. Mina blushed slightly as she backed away from the boat.

Chapter 17

After a few minutes of posing, Serena and the others decided it was time to move on. Although Lita did have one trick in mind, she wasn't sure whether or not to do it. The trick was namely, picking up the boat and playing with it. "What to do", she wondered.

"Should I pick it up guys?" asked Lita.

"In a word... no." said Jack. Lita swam over to Rei and put her face close to Jack's so she could see him clearly instead of seeing a little thing on Rei's shoulder.

"Awww... why not?" asked Lita poutily.

"You'll break it, it's not yours, none of us can afford to pay for it if you destroy it, you'll make passengers fall over board, the captain has a dead line to meet, some of the passengers look sea sick enough without your help, take your pick. I've got more." Said Jack who, as always, didn't think before speaking. This could be a problem this time as Lita was the worst at controlling her temper out of all the girls.

"Jack!" shouted Rei in an angry tone.

"What?"

Rei just shook her head as she turned to Lita. "I'm sorry about Jack. I think what he meant to say was that the people on board and the property damage, it wouldn't be a good idea."

"I guess you're right," responded Lita. Putting her face in front of Jack, she began to speak to him harshly. "Next time, you should really think things through!"

"Sorry, my bad." responded Jack.

"Relax. I'm not going to hurt you," replied Lita. "Unless you're dumb enough to do that again."

“I’ll remember that,” he said with a nod.

"Okay, so playing with the boat is out. Now where do we go?"

"Why not show up at one of the ports?" suggested Serena. "Find more adoring fans."

Chapter 18

Serena, Mina and Lita all voted to go get more adoring fans. Rei and Amy looked to Jack to see if he would make it a tie, but Jack had no intention of angering Lita again so he kept his trap shut.

The girls began swimming towards the nearest sea port, down by the pier next to the circus/boardwalk area. Jack remained on Rei's shoulder occasionally whispering sweet nothings into her ear, causing her to giggle and to flirt back with her tiny man.

They got to the board walk. At night there aren't many people there, just the night life. Drug dealers, neon light salesmen clowns, druggies, homeless bums raiding the dumpsters right after the restaurants close down, and occasionally a young couple sitting by Make-Out-Pier.

"HEY, LOOK!!" shouted Serena excitedly. Rei, Lita, and the others looked down and couldn't believe who they saw!! It was Darien!

Serena looked excitedly, noticing her boyfriend in the middle of a small crowd. Approaching the port caused the crowds to stare at the 115 foot tall blonde in nothing but her bra and panties. The crowds were pretty supportive, snapping photos and cheering the other Senshi, who decided it would be fun to pose for the onlookers.

Darien, AKA Tuxedo Mask (Or Tuxedo Kamen, depending on how picky you are about the Japanese titles.--Somedude) had absolutely no idea about the events of the day. Hell, he had only met Jack once, and that was in line to buy groceries. So when Serena reached to pick him up, he was in total shock.

"Ss...Serena? What happened to you?"

"The most wonderful thing in the world," responded Serena. Holding Darien in her cupped hands, she showed him to Jack.

"Darien, this is Jack, the man who made a wonderful growth formula."

"Hi," responded Jack as he looked on at the other girls posing for the exited crowd. “You look familiar... HEY! Now I remember you! You’re the fruit guy!”

Jack was of course referring to an incident where Darien was debating whether the tomato was a fruit or a vegetable. Vegetables were $3 and Fruits 5$. The man behind the counter claimed the tomato to be a fruit and a long Monty Python Style debate ended up happening. (Remember the coconuts debate?--FB) Unfortunately, Darien was too dazed to remember any of this.

"G-g-growth formula?"

"Yup. Don't you like what you see?"

Darien was going to be honest, then Jack gave him several signs that said, “Say yes,” and not to say anything that might offend her. So Darien of course said Serena looked great.

"I knew it! Oh, we're gonna have sooooo much fun now Darien." said Serena with a wink. Darien whispered to Jack.

"What's going on?! What did you do to them?"

"Long story Darien. In short, I'm the victim. They manipulated me... with their pretty faces and big batting eyes. I COULDN'T SAY NO TO THE PRETTY LADIES!!! I'M WEAK!!!" whined Jack.

Rei saw her tiny boyfriend's drama and picked him up. She gave him a BIG shoulder to cry on. Then, after a few more photos including one where a guy asked if he could be held by Mina and Amy while his friends took the photo, the girls decided to head back to the beach for some fun with 2 tiny men.

"No way!" Serena protested. "Darien is mine!!" she said as she shielded Darien in her cupped hands.

"Fine then," Rei replied. "We won't share Jack with you."

"WHAT?!! That's not fair!" whined Serena.

"Yes it is." Mina piped in. "You've got Darien and the rest of us have Jack. If anyone should be complaining it's us."

"HEY!" shouted Jack.

"She didn't mean it like that Jack." said Amy reassuringly.

“Does anyone else find it creepy that they’re referring to us as if we’re property?” Darien asked, thinking out loud.

“Get used to it, it’s kinda the norm,” Jack said.

Chapter 19

The girls, Jack and Darien reached the shore. They all lay out, Serena with Darien and Rei with Jack. Lita complained that she wanted her turn with Jack, but Jack was still spooked from the encounter at sea. Only one thing left to do after an exhausting swim, party.

It was amazing what could be done with some torches, as Lita went and picked out the torches usually used to keep bugs away, and placed them down on by where Serena and the others were. Conveniently, she found a stereo left behind by one of the beachgoers and brought that back as well.

Serena was explaining the events of the day while the other girls started to dance to the music from the stereo. Rei meanwhile, was enjoying Jack.

Of all the people there, Darien was having the hardest time taking it all in.

"So let me get this straight. Jack was working on a growth serum as a science project, you drank an untested version and went nuts. The other girls saved you, but Jack knows who you all are. Then you all volunteered to drink his new serum, and now just want a good time?"

"That's right," answered Serena. Carrying Darien off, she put him on the ground and started dancing. "Come on Darien! Let's dance!"

Darien looked around for a second, seeing Jack clearly enjoying himself with the other girls. He had even made up with Lita, who had Jack dancing on her breasts at one point!

"Uh, Serena, I'm not sure if this is a good idea..."

"Oh, don't be such a wuss. You know I'll be careful. Not to mention how many little people would want to dance with me..."

Initially Darien was sticking to his senses. Jack then decided to intervene.

"Here Darien, drink some of this. You'll feel a whole lot better." said Jack as he gave Darien a shot glass.

"What's in it?" asked Darien suspiciously.

"It’s a chocolate Sunday, just drink it damn it."

"Well.... ok. But, just one." said Darien as he drank the shot glass of Tequila. One led to two, which lead to three... dozen, which of course led to a shit load of beer and other crap. With Darien's common sense thrown out the window, Jack, Darien and the 5 giant girls continued to party.

A little bit later Jack and Darien got into a drinking game while the girls looked on cheering for whoever they wanted to win.

"One Tequila!" said Jack as he downed another shot.

"Two Tequila!" said Darien.

"Three Tequila!" Jack said. He then saw Darien black out and fall to the floor. "And that's floor." said Jack as he downed yet another shot of Tequila.

Rei, Mina and Lita cheered and praised Jack. Serena and Amy pouted. Darien couldn't hold his liquor and he blacked out. Serena picked up her little boyfriend and sighed as Amy wondered if he may have gotten Alcohol poisoning. Jack assured her it would take WAY more Tequila to do that.

Finally, several shots of Tequila and a few dozen beers later, Jack too blacked out while partying with Rei. He was gonna have a major hangover when he woke up.

Chapter 20

When Jack finally came to, it was morning, and he was hung over worse
than he'd been in a long time.

"Uh, where am I," he asked. Struggling to regain his senses, Jack assumed he was at home, and that the mishmash of drunken thoughts in his head was induced by alcohol.

But when Jack couldn't see any windows in his surroundings, he began to worry. In fact, he could only see tiny traces of light above him, and a massive wall of some wet soft wall.

Jack began to wonder exactly what was going on as light flooded in from above him, and a massive hand picked him up, and lifted him out.

"What's going on?!" asked the terrified Jack as the hand took him right in front of a gigantic face. A face he easily recognized as Rei.

"Rei?" The events of the previous day had flooded back into his brain, right up to him out drinking Serena's boyfriend. And the rest was coming back as well.

"Morning sweetie," replied the black haired giantess. "Did you sleep well last night?"

"Did I sleep where I think I slept?" asked the hung over teen.

"If you mean my panties, then yes. I hope you were comfortable."

"Considering I hardly remember what happened last night, I can only assume I was."

Looking around, Jack began to see the other girls come to, including Serena, who was holding a hung over Darien in her palm.

"Did you girls sleep well last night?" asked Jack.

"Just fine," responded Mina. Lita and Amy nodded in agreement, while Serena was still tending to Darien.

"I think Darien drank too much," said Serena.

Jack laughed at the comment. "Oh, he's just not used to it, that's all."

"Very funny," responded a still groggy Darien.

"So, asked Rei, now what?"

"I'm hungry." said Serena.

"You're always hungry meatball head." said Jack as he massaged his throbbing head.

"Well then be careful or I might just have a little Jack-Snack." said Serena to Jack. She was a bit cranky in the mornings, she was still upset that he out drank Darien and she hadn't eaten yet. The least she could do is attempt to scare him a bit.

"Yeah right. Your idol threats do not intimidate me." said Jack as he looked at his watch. It was 11:35 AM. "Whoa... I ain’t been up this early in months." said Jack with a yawn.

"Jack, I'm kind of hungry too. Mc Donald’s doesn't serve breakfast past 10:30 so... what are we gonna do for food?" asked Rei as she put Jack down on the ground.

"Yeah, what are we gonna eat today?" asked Lita as Mina and Serena began trying to think of what to eat. Amy was still asleep. Guess she wasn't used to staying up so late. Jack almost never slept so he was fine with it; the others seemed a bit tired and irritable. Amy was gonna be the only one to get a full night's rest it seemed.

"I don't feel like scamming a bunch of people out of food again," responded Rei.

"It wasn't a scam!" replied a slightly insulted Jack. "Okay, who wants fish?"

"Fish?" asked Serena.

"Sure, Darien and I go fishing, grab something, and we cook it."

Darien was still hung over, and unlike Jack, wasn't exactly a heavy drinker. Hangovers and the like were new to him. "Uh, I don't think I'm really up for fishing. Besides, how are we gonna catch enough fish to feed the girls?"

"Good point." Turning to the girls, Jack suddenly hit on an idea. "Hey, do any of you girls go diving?"

Lita and Mina raised their hands as the two walked up to him. "Yeah," said Mina, "but why do you need to know that?"

"I figure the two of you could dive and catch enough fish in your hands for a meal."

"Or," replied Lita, "I could use my electric attack on the water and shock some fish to the surface."

Jack had suddenly remembered the stories of Sailor Jupiter having command over electricity. But at her size, her power may be amplified as well. It could be dangerous.

"Maybe, but I'm not sure..."

"It'd be easier," replied Lita.

"Think of the harm it could pose to the environment," Mina said.

"To hell with the environment," said our Capitalist Bourgeois hero. "Shock 'em to hell and back."

Jack saw the huge flash of electricity and the water light up like a nuclear bomb! Fish rose to the surface pre-cooked courtesy of Lita.

"Ok... memo to myself. Never piss Lita off," said Jack as he stared at the hundreds of fish that rose to the water. The girls laughed as they moved in to get the fish. They left none for Jack so he went fishing HIS way. With dynamite, a shotgun and a net.

5 minutes, 7 bullets and 2 sticks of dynamite later, Jack came back with at least 20 fish! He and Darien ate what they could and the rest went to the girls. Jack even made a special juice for Darien that was guaranteed to cure hangovers.

"Ok Darien, drink some wake-up-juice." said Jack as he handed a shot glass full of the red steaming liquid to Darien.

"Are you sure it's safe?" asked Darien as he remembered what happened the last time he took something from Jack.

"Just drink it already. Don't be a baby." said Jack in an annoyed tone. Darien drank the shot, his eyes immediately widened.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WATER!! WATER!!" shouted Darien as he held his neck which felt like it was on fire. He jumped to the showers and let the shower water run down his throat. Jack went in after him and dragged an unconscious Darien out of the hut.

"I thought you said it would wake him up?" said Rei. Serena looked like she wanted to strangle Jack.

"Relax, that's just reflex. In about 5 minutes, he'll wake up as alert as a priest at a playground." said Jack as he laid Darien next to Serena.

"Jack!" shouted an angry Serena. "What the hell did you do to Darien?"

"Relax," responded Jack. "He'll be fine. I cured your insanity, didn't I?"

Serena was going to smash Jack before he spoke, but then relented to his seeming “experience” in these matters. So she left him alone.

Sure enough, 5 minutes later, Darien was back to normal, with his hangover gone, and looking more cheerful than he did when he woke up.

"You need to trust me Serena. I won't hurt your boyfriend, or feed him poison. You'd think by now you'd trust me."

Serena said nothing, but took a good look at Darien, holding him up, and examining him. After determining that nothing was wrong, she went back to her meal, offering Darien one of her fish.

'You'd figure by now the girls would trust me,' thought Jack. 'After all, I did make them giantesses. And here we are. Eating fish on the beach, at about noon...'

Realizing that noon was quickly approaching, Jack realized it wouldn't be long before the hordes of beachgoers came. Meaning that the girls would have to find somewhere else to hang out.

Chapter 21

"Uh, girls? I think we need to go."

"But Amy's still asleep," responded Rei.

"Well, wake her up!"

"Uh uh. You do it. That, or relax and don't freak out about the crowds..."

"Fine... fine. I'll wake up Amy," said Jack with a groan. If he and the girls stayed on the beach then the crowds would definitely cause problems. Jack hoped Amy was a light sleeper, and a peaceful waker. After all, all he could do was hope.

The girls looked at Jack half worried, and half thinking it'd be funny to see him get his ass kicked by Amy. This was unlikely to happen because, as Jack said, he learned just about every form of martial arts known to man while living in the Victoria Courts. This meant he could easily evade attacks even from giantesses. Sailor Scout giantesses... well... he's not gonna see if he can avoid them unless it's absolutely necessary.

"Come on Amy, time to get up," whispered Jack as he started to push her head. Nothing. She was sleeping soundly.

"Rei? A little help?"

"Not my problem," responded Rei.

"Oh, thanks a lot," Jack replied sarcastically. Since pushing her head wasn't working, Jack knew this would call for slightly more drastic measures. So he started to hit her eyes in an attempt to startle her. Still nothing.

"Hey, uh, Rei, how much did Amy drink last night?"

"I don't remember, but I don't think that much," responded Rei. "She's just a real deep sleeper."

"That's it!" angrily shouted Jack. Grabbing a stick of dynamite, he lighted it and threw it into the air by Amy's ear. This didn't go unnoticed by the girls.

"What are you doing Jack?" asked Rei.

"If the sounds of explosives don't wake her, nothing will!" he said as he threw the dynamite right by Amy's ear, letting it explode. The noise was loud enough to startle the girls, but Jack still needed to see if Amy woke up.

Amy sat upright and looked around wondering what happened. She looked
at the ground and saw a black crater then next to it was Jack.

"What happened?" she asked as she rubbed her eyes.

"Jack used dynamite to wake you up." said Lita as she, and the rest of the girls, looked at them with those beady little dot anime eyes.

"What?!" asked Amy surprised.

"You're a heavy sleeper. Now, can we get outta here before the crowds start to show up and make a big deal and scene out of this. I don't know about you, but I don't wanna be seen on national television." said Jack as he looked around.

"Why not Jack?" asked Mina as she looked down at him.

"When you live my life and my career, you make some enemies. I don't wanna be seen on national... or global TV. It'll give away my location." said Jack. The girls looked at him once again wondering what he may have "forgotten" to tell them when he told his life story. The girls did want to see just what Jack didn't tell them... but Jack kept pressing them to go.

Jack was desperate. "Look, can we PLEASE go?"

Finally, the girls relented. If it was that bad, it must have been painful. "Okay Jack," responded Rei. "But you'll have to tell us one day. When you're good and ready."

"Whenever that is. Now let's go!"

"Okay fine," responded Mina. Gathering Darien, Jack, and the stereo, the girls started to leave. But not before Jack noticed the news helicopter.

"Crap! I'm too late. Rei, hide me!"

Chapter 22

What had been a routine investigation of two drunk patrol boat crewman had turned into rumor after rumor. The drunks, a cruise ship, and even people at the boardwalk had all gave testament that the Sailor Scouts, or Sailor Senshi, had all somehow grown to 115 feet in height, and were with a 6'3 blond man. Channel 4 had sent their news chopper to cover the events.

"Get me closer, Pete!" barked a white faced reporter “The public won't believe this!"

"Sure thing Mr. Griffith."

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Jack was getting desperate. "Rei, please, I need a place to hide. Uh, can I hide in your bra?"

"WHAT?!" asked a surprised Rei.

"Please? I don't want anyone seeing me."

Rei wasn't going to let Jack hide in her bra originally. But, when Jack dived off her hand into her cleavage, she wasn't about to fish him out of there on global TV. So, she let Jack stay in her cleavage while the camera's filmed the five of them.

Serena, Mina, Lita and Rei were more than happy to pose for the cameras. Amy, being the sensible one for the most part, was a bit shy. She did always seem to have trouble when it came to having fun. She needs to spend more time with Jack. Not TOO much time with him because if she spends too much time with him then it will start to retard her brain.

A while later Rei pulled Jack out of her cleavage. The cameras had gone and Jack didn't know where they were.

Jack was pretty sure that he wasn't seen by the cameras. His surroundings weren't too bad either. Still, he was worried that with the cameras focused on the 5 girls, someone would end up finding him.


It was nearly half an hour before Rei pulled him out of her bra, holding him, with an angry look on her face.

"Oh great," said Jack. "I pissed off another girl."

"Actually," responded Rei, "I thought it was kind of funny. Seeing someone jump in there like that was cute."

Jack looked at Rei dumbfounded as she giggled at him. "You're not mad?"

"Nope. But next time, I'd appreciate it if you waited till I answered before you dive in." she said winking at him, Rei turned to the other girls, who were walking around.

Jack still hadn't looked around, and had no idea where he was, besides out of Rei's bra. "Uh, Rei? Where are we?"

"We're out in the plains outside the city." said Rei. "This way, there's less people likely to see you and the girls and I." she said with a smile as she sat down and leaned against a rather large rock. She started once again stroking Jack as if he were a mouse or something.

Chapter 23

Eventually the other girls sat down till they were all in a circle. They were just talking about stuff. Particularly the events which had occurred during the previous day. Amy was starting to already be the party pooper.

"We really should return back to normal." said Amy.

"Aww, come on Amy!" said Rei, Mina, Lita and Serena in unison. Darien would have agreed with Amy, but his voice was being muffled by his girlfriend’s breasts. He could barely breathe she was hugging him against her chest so tight, much less talk. Jack didn't say anything because he was too busy enjoying being Rei's personal thing to stroke, cuddle and love.

"Alright, alright. Uh, Jack?" asked Amy meekly. "Could you, uh, could you come here for a moment?"

"Why?"

"I'll stay big, but there's something I want."

"Sure, what's that?"

"You."

"Me? You sure?"

Amy stood up to her full height, and looked down at Jack. "Yes, I'm sure. Everyone's getting time with people except for me."

"Amy, Amy, Amy, you need to relax," responded Jack shaking his head. "You really need to be livelier!" Of course, Jack's idea of lively is a little more extreme than most people's.

Amy smiled and picked up Jack in her hand. She gave him a BIG kiss as she sat down once again. She stroked him, and kissed him and a few times she licked him.

Jack had to admit, this wasn't bad. If he didn't know better, he'd think some god intended for him to make this formula so he could be loved by 5 goddesses who otherwise would have never known he existed... of course, Jack knew better and chocked this whole thing up to luck.

Amy held Jack, licking him and kissing him before she remembered how much pleasure Lita had gotten before. It seemed so intimate, so pleasurable. So good. She wanted Jack in there.

Jack, meanwhile, was looking at Amy, who's expression had changed to a far more excited one.

"See Amy? Doesn't it feel good to let it out?"

Amy gripped Jack and kissed him once more before lowering him into her panties. "Not as good as this is going to feel!"

From the sides, the other girls were surprised by Amy's sudden change in attitude. Amy was always the shy one, unwilling to do anything, and here she was, ready to have Jack pleasure her. She didn't seem like a different person, but the Amy they knew would never have gotten close to any man that way.

"Are you comfortable down there Jack?" asked Amy.

"Just fine," responded Jack. "Just fine, how about you?"

"I need you, inside me. Please. I haven't gone out a lot with boys, and well, I want you there."

As Jealous as Rei was, she decided that Amy did need to live a little. She decided to hold her jealousy in... For now.

Jack felt around in the darkness, trying to get his bearings. First he felt the cloth of Amy's white panties. Then, he tripped on his own feet in the darkness and fell head first into a wet, moist hole; Amy's vagina.

He pulled his head out just as Amy moaned in pleasure. He began small, simply massaging it and pleasuring it. The whole time Amy was getting wet, REALLY wet.

With no other place to move, Jack began to go insider the Amy's cave. Even from where he was, he could still hear Amy moan in pleasure. Jack smiled. As much as he liked Amy, he always thought the girl was too shy for her own good. He was hoping to change that right now!

Amy on the other hand, was too busy feeling Jack's body move insider her to really think too deeply. She just wanted more of the wonderful feeling Jack was giving her!

Darien, meanwhile was looking at Amy and what she was doing to Jack. He could only wonder if Serena was getting any ideas. Looking at his girlfriend's humongous face, all he could see was a tremendous smile.

Jack had managed to go deeper into Amy, massaging and rubbing himself against different parts of the walls around him. Amy's screams became louder and quicker, as he wondered how much longer Amy would be before she orgasmed. It wouldn't be a pretty sight for him when she did.

Amy screamed in orgasm as waves of her juices flooded Jack out. She reached into her panties and pulled out a very confused and disorientated Jack. His eyes were all swirly.

"We're sinking captain, abandon ship, women and children first..." he said, his eyes still spinning.

Amy smiled and the other girls laughed. All Jack could wonder was who he would end up with next. It didn't matter anyway, he'd pass out soon. He saw a hand reach for him and then there was nothing but blackness.

Chapter 24

When Jack finally came too, he studied his surroundings. He head was still spinning as he found a huge hand descending from the sky. The hand lowered and started stroking him. Then Jack heard Mina's voice.

"Ohh, you're finally awake. I think Amy had a little too much fun with you."

"Mina?"

"Yup. I've been kind of bored with everyone else getting to play with you except for me. Now I get a turn!" she announced happily.

As much as Jack was enjoying this (and he was) he was still incredibly tired from pleasing Amy in her panties. He really wanted to rest a little.

"Uh, Mina? Could you be a little more gentle to start out with? You know, cuddle? Please?"

Mina reluctantly sympathized and simply began stroking and cuddling the tiny Jack, hoping he would regain his strength, spirit, and vigor soon. She caressed him and stroked his head with her index finger. She began cuddling him against her bosom as she stroked him and cuddled him.

Jack was once again in heaven. He was finally getting to rest, and he still gets to enjoy himself. In the last 2 days Jack's luck has gone WAY up. Then again, when you've hit rock bottom, you really don't have anywhere to go but up. Unfortunately though, not always are things going to work out the way you want them too. The girls were sane true, and the serum had worked. However, a brief glimpse of Jack got on the 6 o clock news.

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(Note: Heavy Max Payne influence coming up for the remainder of the story. -- FB)

Meanwhile in San Antonio, John Lupino, a big fish in the Riojas crime family, was watching the news when he saw an old nemesis jump between the breasts of a giant sailor scout. He spit his coffee out he was so surprised.

"McCoy is alive!!" he shouted angrily. "Impossible... he died when I blew up the munitions base. How did he survive!?!" Jack's luck had run out, the Riojas crime family's mafia learned that Jack was alive in a matter of minutes. Ann entire mafia army was ready to kill Jack. After what he did to them, you can't exactly blame them... ok, so yes you can. The point is Jack's luck has run out.

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Oblivious to the recent developments in San Antonio, Jack continued to enjoy his current state, being hugged between Mina's breasts. He had tried to forget the events over the years, but every now and then, a painful flashback dawned on him, forcing Jack to deal with the hard truth. A similar flashback appeared now, but before it got too bad, Mina interrupted him.

"Are you ready now?"

"Just a little more. Please? I really like this."

Mina obliged while Rei just winced a little at those words. And Jack was once again able to relax. Meanwhile, on the side, Darien looked up at Serena, who had just put him on her shoulder.

"Uh, Serena?"

"Yes?"

"Tell me, do you plan on staying like this forever?"

"Forever? I hadn't thought that far ahead. What's wrong? You don't like me like this?"

"No, of course not!" immediately responded Darien, hoping not to offend Serena. "I just mean that it might be a bit impractical."

"Jack and the others already talked about it. Once Jack's growth serum is mass-produced, we'll be able to stay like this! Isn't that great?"

"Sure..." responded an unsure Darien.

Chapter 25

Lupino was already on the way to the air port. In the car was the head of the Riojas crime family himself, Edward Riojas, along with the Finito Brothers, Joey and Vince Finito, Vinnie Gognitti and the notorious Boris Dime. All of whom were the big fish in the Riojas crime family.

"We'll finally get revenge on the McCoy brat." said Edward.

"Da pain in da buts' goin' down!" Joey stated as he slammed his fist into his open palm.

"Dat freakin' cop!" added Gognitti.

"Patience boys," began Lupino, "Jack blew our plans last time, and yes we almost ended up in jail but we didn't. I say, we don't reveal that to him yet. After all, there's more than one way to skin a cat."

"You're always so complex Lupino," said Edward. "I'll send Dime here to go get him. Kill him if he doesn't cooperate, Dime. If he does cooperate, bring him to me. I'll deal with him personally." he finished sinisterly as he felt the scar that the knife left on his face. That night one year ago. He growled as he remembered the trouble that one lousy cop gave his gang.

The car stopped at the air port and the big fish all got out of the limousine. Next stop: Japan, and Jack.

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As much as it probably would help him at this point, Jack wasn't psychic. He had no idea what was about to happen to him. Instead, he was rested and recharged in Mina's hand. Mina cooed at the little man, smiling as she moved him up to her breasts.

"Are you feeling better?"

"Great, actually!"

"Good!" Smiling, Mina casually removed her shirt and bra, placing Jack on top of her breast. She decided not to put him through too much work.

"You know what to do Jack," she cooed.

Eagerly responding, Jack began to suckle and pleasure Mina's nipples, while Rei looked on jealously.

"Rei? What's wrong?" asked Amy.

"Nothing," replied Rei sarcastically as she attempted to hide her jealousy.

"You're not jealous or anything, are you?"

"Of course not! What made you think that?"

Amy simply giggled. She knew what Rei was thinking.

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The plane landed in Tokyo airport without a hitch, and John Lupino walked off with his men in tow.

"Boys, we need to find out where Jack is hiding. Any objections?"

"Just vone boss," responded Dime. "Isn't Jack vith 5 giant vomen?" asked Boris as his Russian accent drawled through his voice.

"I'm aware of that dime. That's why, you're getting these," said Riojas as he snapped his fingers.

Lupino tossed a suitcase at Boris. Boris opened it and inside were 10 grenades, 5 Molotov Cocktails, a Sniper Rifle and 2 Ingrams. Boris smiled.

"All of mine favorites. You know me all too vell Eddie," said Boris as he continued to smile.

"The Finito's and I'll get a place to stay in town. You and Lupino locate Jack. Any problems? No? good." Riojas left with the two Finito brothers. Dime and Lupino looked at each other and nodded. They left the air port and called up a taxi. When the driver pulled up, Lupino shot him and kicked the corpse out of the car. Dime got in the driver's seat and Lupino got in the back and began assembling his favorite gun.

Chapter 26

Meanwhile, Jack had finally returned to Rei, who looked like she had something on her mind.

"Rei? You alright?"

"Just fine." responded Rei a bit poutily.

"Oh, come on, Rei, don't act that way. You know Mina was lonely, and I, well, I'm glad to be back in your hand."

"Really?"

"Really."

Rei's expression turned from pouting to overjoyed as she hugged Jack into her bosom. "I just knew that you wanted to be with me!"

"Sure, no problem," responded Jack slightly weakly. "Uh, Rei?"

"What is it?"

"I think you're crushing me!"

"Oh." Letting go slightly, Rei found Jack wobbly and a little disoriented. She giggled, knowing that the two were now even.

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"So, uh, Boss?" asked Dime.

"What is it?"

"Vhere are ve gonna look first?"

"I found Jack's address back in the States from a tip-off. I guess we could look there."

"I don't think he's at home waiting for us. Maybe we should ask around."

“Screw that! We’re goin to Jack’s house and pumpin’ his guts full o’ lead!”

They went to Jack's trailer. Dime held a Beretta in his hand, Lupino held a shot gun with most of the handle sawed off.

"Ready?" asked Lupino.

"Yes. Lets move." said Dime. Dime kicked down the door and the two rushed into the trailer shooting up everything in the place, which wasn't much.

"Guess he ain’t home." Lupino said as he held up a pair of socks, now full of bullet holes.

"Vhy vould he be? You and I both know how clever zis ass con be. He probably even has insurance to cover zis type of zing as vell."

"I hope so, looks like we really did a number on his place."

"Who cares? Ve need to find Jack or Riojas vill beat us black and blue. Zis is vhy I have already thought up plan to find zhe Jack." said Dime.

"Well?"

"All ve need to do iz find za giants zat Jack vas seen vith on za news. Ve find zem, ve find za Jack-Ass."

"Good idea Dime, how long'd it take you ta think of it? Why don't ya tell me somethin' that AINT obvious. Let's go, come'on." The two left the trailer and found a set of giant footprints. They smiled and began following the trail.

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Rei, having observed the fun both Lita and Amy had with Jack in their panties, decided to have some fun with him down there too. After all, if he was willing to do that with everyone else, of course he'd be willing to do it with her.

"You sure Rei?"

"Oh, come on Jack," pouted Rei. "I'll be gentle." Rei began to stroke Jack again, cooing her desires to him. How could he say no? How could he say no to any of these girls for that matter?

"O.K. I'll go." Smiling, Jack was picked up by Rei as she kisses him before lowering him into her panties. Once Jack found himself between Rei's silk and her womanhood, he muttered something to himself.

"I'm weak. Especially when it comes to these girls."

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Following the footprints, Lupino and Dime founded that they ended on the street. Looking around, Dime saw a middle aged woman hurrying on her way home.

"Hey boss! I sink she knows vhere Jack is."

"Well, ask her."

Neither of the men were one of any manners at all, so of course, they followed the standard interrogation procedures as if the woman was a member of a rival mafia.

"Alright, you have till ze count of 3 to answer ze kvestion before I blow a hole in your head. Za five giant girls, vhich vay did zey go and vas zhere a blonde Americansky vith zem?" Dime asked as he held the woman at gun point. She may have been stupid before, but when a man has her at gunpoint... she is easily persuaded.

Business as usual, Dime got his answers then killed the woman for fun. Lupino was disappointed, he didn't want to shoot the woman. Too quick and painless, he preferred to torture his victims. Boris just wants to get the job done however possible and whichever is the easiest way.

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Meanwhile, Rei was enjoying every second with Jack. She was breaking
her promise to be gentle as Jack was knocked every which way in her panties. After 10 minutes Jack was pulled out of Rei's womanhood. She was panting and smiling, Jack felt like his lungs were going to implode on one another. But, he made Rei happy, and that smile on her face was a big enough reward. Of course, he would like something else as a reward too.

"I really enjoyed that, Jack." giggled Rei as she held the tiny man in her hand. It was probably the best feeling she had ever had.

Jack meanwhile, was still spinning, talking like a broken TV. "Oh, it's no kemosabi, you're chair like brand new with 90 daylimited warranty. Film at eleven..."

Smiling, Rei kissed Jack. She had no idea what the hell he said, but she assumed it was supposed to be something sweet. Holding Jack, she placed him between her breasts, moving them just a little bit to ensure that he was comfortable.

"Now you just relax right there, Jack. The girls and I are gonna go look around for some food."

Jack didn't say a word, but just got comfortable and fell asleep as Rei kissed him again. He knew after everything that had happened to him he was in for some good luck eventually, and here it was. Finally, Jack began to sleep again, with a huge smile on his face. This was heaven.

Chapter 27

Driving towards the countryside, Lupino polished his gun as Dime
smirked.

"Ve're gonna pump zat boy’s guts full of lead.”

"Well, duh. Just try not to do anything stupid, O.K.?"

"You know me boss."

"Yeah, that's what I'm worried about."

While driving, Lupino and Dime hadn't been thinking much about anything except the revenge on Jack that they so desired. It wasn't until they got within 300 yards of the giants that they realized just how difficult that was going to be.

"SHIT!! Дерьмо! Остановите автомобиль! Остановите автомобиль!" shouted Dime.

"What?!?" asked Lupino, who of course didn't speak Russian, Heck; he could barely speak English.

"Stop za car!"

Lupino did so and the two of them got a glimpse at the giant sailor girls. If they were going to do this, they were going to have to go about it very stealthy. So much for grenades, looks like Dime'll have to do some sniping.

"I'll see if I can get a clear shot at Jack. You, call za boss and tell him I vant double pay for zis. Zhey are much bigger zan I had thought zhey vould be." Dime grabbed his sniper and began trying to search for a place to aim from.

"Get on top of that tree, Dime."

"I don't need to be vobbling on zat tree, boss. I'll shoot em from ze top of ze barn."

Watching as Dime climbed on top of the barn, Lupino began to get worried. He didn't expect Jack to have this kind of backup. 5 giant girls versus the two of them wouldn't exactly be a fair fight for Lupino and Dime.

Setting up his equipment, Dime laid down his rifle and prepared to take the shot. He spotted Jack resting comfortably between Rei's bosom. Snickering Dime thought, “At least the bastard’ll die in a nice place. “

Dime took the shot. The bullet flew mighty and, if not for the fact that no matter how relaxed Jack looks he is NEVER off guard, Dime might have hit him.

"GET DOWN!!" Jack shouted as he climbed out of Rei's breasts. The girls ducked and Jack pulled out a can of Lysol and a lighter.

"Jack, what's going on?" asked Rei.

"I don't know, as soon as I find out I'll tell you." said Jack as he pulled out some binoculars. He saw on top of the barn Boris Dime. "Oh, fuck." said Jack. "This isn't good..."

"What's wrong Jack?" asked Amy. The other girls looked on with curiosity as Jack stay positioned behind a large boulder, the girls also lay down on their stomachs, watching Jack.

"Long story short, old enemy knows I'm here, he wants to kill me and since he's here that means the others are here too."

"What others?" asked Lita.

"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies Lita." said Jack as he pulled out dual Ingrams. He loaded them both. Meanwhile, Boris Dime was also reloading his Sniper. In his pockets he had his dual Ingrams and dual Berettas, but they were better at close range. For now, the Sniper Rifle would do just fine.

"Jack..." Serena began sternly. Darien was looking from the curious/angry faces of the girls to Jack. He didn't really want to say anything because, pissing Jack off could mean a bullet in his head, and, pissing the girls off could mean he ends up a greasy smear on the floor.

"Look, if I get out of this alive, I'll tell you how I know these psychos."

Rei quickly spoke up. "We just can't let you walk into the line of fire!"

"I told you before that I can take care of myself!” responded Jack sternly. "These guys are my enemies, not yours."

"But we're your friends," responded Lita. "And seeing you get killed isn't something I want to see."

"Yeah, but knowing this guy, he's heavily armed."

"Look Jack," interrupted Serena. "Right now we could squash you and those guys under our feet. Don't you think we could be useful?"

Jack looked at the girls. If he said yes, that would mean putting them right in the line of fire. If he said no, well, Jack just remembered Rei breaking his ribs and Lita scaring him half to death. He wasn't sure if saying no was a good idea. Especially considering that they seemed determined to fight.

After much deliberation in his head, Jack finally decided it would be better for his health if he just let them do something. At least, put them under the delusion that they were doing something productive to help him.

"Alright alright, fine. You can help." said Jack as several bullets from a rapid fire machine gun came from a hill. Then a few more sniper shots came from the barn again.

"Rapid-Fire-Machine-Gun... Lupino. Damn... 2 big fish in one day." said Jack as he nonchalantly pulled out a pipe bomb, lit it and tossed it in the direction of Lupino.

"What do we do?" asked Rei as she tried to find the small gunners. Being so big wasn't without disadvantages, one of them is people are smaller and much easier to miss.

"I'm moving in, Amy, I'll need some cover fog. Lita, Rei, I want you two to obliterate ANYTHING that moves. Serena, Mina...." Jack looked at the two of them and finally said, "Try not to do anything stupid."

Chapter 28

Dime hopped off the barn and pulled out his Ingrams. Lupino stayed on his knees with his machine gun aimed in Jack's general direction.

"McCoy! Ve're calling you out! Show yourself, or are you chicken?!?" asked Dime as he prepared to jump out and fire.

"CHICKEN?! Nobody... calls… me… CHICKEN!" Jack screamed at the top of his lungs as he dashed out, guns blazing. Lupino sprayed the air with bullets. Amy quickly spread a mist over the area. All that could be heard were gun shots and foot steps in the foggy mist. Then... there was nothing.

Rushing forward, Rei and the others found Jack over the two gangsters, clutching his left shoulder.

"Jack!" screamed Amy. "What happened?"

"Too slow. Bastard Dime clipped me in the shoulder." Jack let go of his shoulder, revealing where the gunshot pierced him. Amy began to examine the wound, but Jack started to walk away.

"Hey!" angrily shouted Serena. "Where do you think you're going?"

"If Lupino showed up, that means the Finitos are here too. This is something I need to deal with myself."

"Oh no you don't!" responded Serena as she picked Jack up. "You're going to tell us everything that happened with these guys. I swear you can be such a hardhead..."

"I don't have time for this Serena." said Jack sternly.

"Make time then, because until we hear why they're after you, you're not going anywhere." replied Rei in an equally stern, if not more, tone.

"Fine... Jack Lupino and Boris Dime are 2 of the highest ranking mobsters in the Riojas crime family. A few years back... around the time my ma died, the leader of the Riojas family, Edward Riojas, started trafficking a new drug; Yah Bah. Also known as the Crazy Drug. Lupino was the one who took care of selling the stuff. 18 months ago, I learned that Enrique had been getting his junk from Lupino...." said Jack as he thought back to the day he went undercover in the Riojas crime family.

He didn't want to tell them everything... after all, they knew he killed one person and that was bad enough. If they found out he took out more than three fourths of the Riojas crime family... well... I doubt they'd EVER trust him.

"It's ok," said Amy as she stroked Jack with a hand.

"We're your friends Jack. You can tell us," Mina added. Jack nodded.

"I went undercover, DEEP undercover. It took me half a year to work my way up the ladder of small time mobsters, and gain the trust of Boris Dime, The Finito Brothers, and Josh Lupino, all of the most infamous scum of San Antonio. I heard another big deal was gonna go down. I couldn't let it happen, they were running low on Yah Bah and if this ship didn't get the supply in, the Riojas's wouldn't be able to supply Enrique, or anyone else, with those pills." The girls stared at Jack waiting to hear the end of the story. They looked like children being read a bed time story.... very.... very large... sexy children.....

"Long story short, I won, they lost. I faked my death so they wouldn't be looking for me and then I came here about a month ago when I couldn't work in the force anymore." said Jack.

"Why not?" asked Lita. Jack thought quickly trying to think up a good excuse without telling them the truth. He got fired because in the process of the Narcotics Arrest, he got a bit trigger happy on all the drug dealers who inadvertently created him, and made his life a living hell.

"Uhm... uh... Weapons discharge! Shot myself in the foot and couldn't chase no one down anymore." said Jack.

"Now, if you'll excuse me," he continued, "I need to find the Finito brothers." But before he could leave, Rei put her gigantic foot right in front of him.

"Not without us you won't. It's not like you can take these guys alone!"

"Actually," replied Jack smugly, "it's a lot like that." Jack attempted to walk forward again, but this time was caught by Serena's gigantic hand.

"Hey! Leggo! You just can't butt into my business!"

"No, you look!" responded Serena harshly. "I know you think you're doing us a favor, but it's not like you can just leave us out! We're your friends, and we want to help! Besides, what can a couple of mobsters do to us?"

"You don't know these guys…" Jack said, as memories of the violence ran through his head.

"Why do you keep pushing us away?" shouted Rei. "Aren't we trustworthy?"

"Of course you are!" quickly responded Jack.

"Then let us help you!"

Jack never liked to accept help from anyone. He kept rushing through thoughts in his head. Finally 5 minutes later, he spoke.

"Grrrrr... ah crap!" Jack was beaten. The girls would get to help. It wasn't a good idea, but it's not like Jack had a choice. Especially since the longer he took to decide the more frequently Serena would lightly squeeze his broken rib cage.

"Ok, knowing Lupino, he was probably too doped up to remember Riojas's number. Our best bet of finding Riojas is through Lupino's cell." said Jack. Serena let Jack down and Jack searched both unconscious bleeding men with speed, accuracy and skill. He had done this before many times.

"Find anything?" asked Lita when Jack finished.

"Yep. A wallet, some loose change, some ammo for my Ingram, hey!
There's money in this wallet! HOLY!!!" said Jack as he saw the several hundred, hundred dollar bills in the wallet.

"JACK!" shouted Amy.

"What?! He ain’t gonna need it, not where he's going. And, even if he did need it, he can't take it with him. Besides… I need it more than he does."

"That's called stealing." said Mina, agreeing that Jack didn't need to add any more crimes onto his rap sheet, which was already a mile long.

"It's only stealing if he's alive. He can't own property when he's dead... besides, it was probably dirty money anyway, what's the harm in stealing
already stolen money?" asked Jack as he began counting the money with one hand and flipping through Lupino's cell phone with the other. "Bingo! Riojas is good, very good. But... I'm better." said Jack with a smile as he pocketed the money. He was about to leave then he turns around. "I wonder if Dime has any cash on him." Jack wondered aloud.

"Will you just get back to work!" shouted Rei. "We have more important things to do than steal from dead people!"

"Fine." Grumbling, Jack looked through the directory in Lupino's cell until he found a call made to a hotel in Tokyo. Dialing the number, he got connected to a bellhop.

"Tokyo Direct Hotels. How may I help you sir or madam?"

"Sir," responded Jack gruffly. He attempted to disguise his voice in the slight chance that the Finito's had the phone tapped. "I'd like to know you're address."

"Very well sir."

After taking some notes down on a piece of paper and a pen conveniently left behind by Lupino, Jack had found the address.

"The Finito's are at a hotel in the middle of the business district."

"Then let's get em!" shouted Lita.

"That isn't a great idea," interrupted Amy. "I mean, with all these gangsters, attacking them head on?"

"What do we have to be scared of?" responded Lita.

"Not a good idea Lita. This is exactly why I wanted to work alone. The 5 of you are like giant moving targets." said Jack grimly as he loaded all 5 of the Ingrams he had on him. He grabbed 5 grenades and put them in his pocket. He had a sawed-off shotgun, 3 Berettas, 5 Molotov Cocktails, and of course, the rapid fire machine gun. All stolen off Lupino and Dime.

"What would we be targets for?" asked Amy. Jack reached into his pocket and held up a small vile of a yellow glowing liquid.

"This is a dangerous chemical weapon developed by Riojas himself. How do I describe it... like Cyanide, Serin gas, Anthrax, Heronie... all the affects in a compressed lethal poison. He calls it X. Fitting name for Xing out your opponents. Highly addictive, very harmful to the system. Scientists are still arguing over whether to consider it a drug or a chem. weapon. It has the destructive potential of a chemical weapons bomb, and the same mental affects as drugs like Tobacco and Marijuana. You get addicted physically and mentally. But X... every time you get some... you lose vital tissue and organs. The chemical mixes with the blood stream... you will get addicted. And you will die a slow painful death if you come into contact with X." said Jack. "We're not going to go barging in there shouting, 'shoot me, shoot me.' We need to be calm, cool and collected. Riojas is more dangerous than any of you are right now, even without X. Should any of you choose to leave, there will be no shame in doing so." As Jack said this, he took his shot gun and walked with it in front of him, drawing a line in the sand, imitating William Barrett Travis from the Battle of the Alamo. "Those who choose to stay and fight the Riojas crime family, step over the line I just drew. If you don't want to face them, stay where you are."

Chapter 29

Jack stared at the five girls. None of them moved. Darien had kept quiet the entire time. Jack sighed. He knew he was on his own. But when he looked up, he saw Amy's very large foot step over the line he had set up.

"I don't know who this man is, but anyone who would use a weapon like that deserves to be punished."

Lita, Mina, and Rei quickly followed suit. As heroes, they explained, they couldn't let someone like that run around in their city, even if he was 2 inches tall.

"Well, that's four of you," remarked Jack. Turing his attention to Serena, she was looking at Darien, who motioned to her. Nodding, Serena stepped over the line as well.

"I'm with you all the way on this Jack," remarked Serena.

"If that's your choice, I won't stop you. But we need a plan. Going in guns blazing is out, so...

"I'll sneak in. Amy, you'll create the mist you made earlier. Darien and I'll go inside. You 5 will make sure that no one goes in, or out of the building. Don't get within a 10 foot radius of ANYONE suspicious looking. Use long range attacks and avoid melee combat for... obvious reasons."

The plan was simple enough. While the girls blow the outside guards away with their powers, Darien and Jack would sneak in from behind while the guards where occupied. There would only be about 3 guards inside the building and 8 guards outside. The ones outside would be for the girls. The ones inside though, Darien could handle them.

"One more thing before we move in." said Jack.

"What?" asked Darien.

"Leave the Finitos' to me."

"Are you sure?" asked Lita.

"I'm sure. Darien, are you up for this?" asked Jack.

"Sure!" responded Darien. He wasn't sure if this was such a great idea, but considering the girls were agreeing whole heartedly on this, he'd rather take his chances with a few guards.

"So now we need to get inside the city without making such a huge racket that the news crews know that we're here."

"My fog can take care of that," responded Amy.

"O.K. then, let's go!"

Chapter 30

Vince Finito slammed the phone down angrily. If Dime and Lupino weren't back yet, he could only assume the worst.

"Lupino ain't back yet. He ain't returning my calls."

"Then we must assume the worst," responded Edward Riojas. "If Jack knows we're here, it won't take long for him to run."

"Then we should send someone else after him!"

"No, not yet. I know Jack, and he's going to head for us. He won't let us be the ones to chase him down. He'll want to do the chasing." said Riojas as that sly grin of his crossed his face.

"Ain’t dat dangerous boss? What wit all da guys he killed last time an' all I mean-" Vince was cut off as Riojas's hand gripped his neck.

"Did I ask your opinion maggot?!" he threw Gognitti to the ground. "Tell the Finito's Jack'll be there soon, then get the hell out of there."

"Sure ting boss!" said Gognitti as he ran out of the building catching his breath. Riojas sat down and began thinking of what he'd do with Jack when he got his hands on him... maybe a bath in X would do Jack a world of good.

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Meanwhile, the sailor scouts were hiding behind buildings surrounding the Finito's motel. Darien and Jack sat atop of Rei's shoulder looking at the situation before them.

"Ok... 2 guards by all four doors. This'll be easy." said Jack as he surveyed the scene. "We may not even have to do anything."

"Come again?" asked Rei.

"There's one shot left in this sniper. If I can hit the Finitos' with it, we win and we can be out of here," he snaps his fingers. "Like that. Wham, ba'am, thank ya, ma'am."

"Great plan Jack, except for one thing." said Darien.

"What's that?"

"The fat guy running towards the Finito's compound!" quickly responded Darien.

"Gogniti… that fucking bastard." Now Jack was stuck in a brand new dilemma. He could cut for time and try and take out the Finito's before Gogniti could warn them, or he could take out Gogniti and go with the original plan and infiltrate the hotel.

Jack aimed his sniper at the window of the Finito's office and fired his shot away. The two of them fell down like a ton of bricks. Gognitti started running.

"Oh no you don't!" Jack jumped 2 stories and landed on top of the hood of some poor guy’s car. There are now 2 foot shaped dents in the hood. Jack gave chase and Darien followed. The girls did as well, being careful not to step on things.

Jack pulled out an Ingram and shot Gognitti 3 times in each ankle.

"GAAAAAH!" shouted Gognitti as he went down. Jack motioned for the others to stop. He walked up to Gognitti and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.

"Shakedown time fat-ass, where's Riojas?" asked Jack threateningly.

"Screw you!"

"Bad start Gognitti." Jack conked him HARD on the side of the head with his Ingram. Gognitti started bleeding... a lot.

"AH! Police brutality, police brutality!!"

"I'm pretty big on that if you'll remember Gognitti." Jack punched Gognitti square in the face causing his nose to break and more blood to splatter. "Besides... I'm not a cop anymore."

"By dose! Ya-ya cadt juss hurt 'ee in code 'lud"

"Just keep telling yourself that tough guy. Now, listen and listen good! Where's Riojas hiding?!?"

Gognitti didn't answer. Jack aimed the gun right at Gognitti's head.

"Alright! Alright! I'll talk, just don't hurt me no more. He's at the crappy hotel near the beach. The one called; Sawazaki something... now go ahead. Book me, take me in, haul me to the freakin' jail, just don't hurt me no more..."

”They’ll read you your rights at your funeral.” Jack said as he turned to walk away. As Jack walked back to the girls, their faces ranged from a sense of horror to anger.

"How could you do that to him?" asked Mina.

"It's what they expect," replied Jack. "They'd probably be worse to me."

"That still doesn't give you the right to do that!" added Rei.

"Maybe. But it's what I've done before." As Jack began to ponder his next move, the girls realized just how deep his emotional scars ran. They didn't want to hold his past against him, but were worried about how far he could go.

"We need to worry about our next move," continued Jack. "Riojas may not know we're coming, but that doesn't make him any less dangerous."

"So," asked Lita, "what do you think we should do?"

"We'll watch the hotel before doing anything else. Knowing Riojas, he's got guards at every entrance, elevator, stairway, door and window. To run in there guns blazing would be suicide. We'll need to see his defense plan." suddenly, Gognitti's phone began to ring. Jack looked at it, he picked up the phone.

"Gognitti? It's Eddie."

"Eddie!" said Jack with fake excitement and joy. "Tell me," he said as he returned to an angry tone. "I must have hurt your business REAL bad to make you come down here in person. How much did the plane tickets cost? Knowing you, you bought first class tickets, right?"

"McCoy! You're a dead man!!"

"Sure you're not confusing me with your buddies the Finitos, Dime, Lupino and Gognitti? You're right though. The two of us need to have a little get together, real soon and settle our differences like men. You, me, and a gun."

"You son of a--" at this time Jack hung up Gognitti's cell phone.

"What'd ya do that for?" asked Darien. "If Riojas is as dangerous as he sounds, why'd you piss him off?!"

"People make mistakes when they're mad. He'll still be plenty dangerous though."

"Let me get the odds of this operation straight." began Amy, being the reasonable one. "Chance of victory slim, death a certainty..."

"Yeah. So, what are we waiting for?" asked Jack as he began reloading his gun.

"Let's hit them head on!" shouted Serena enthusiastically. Jack just shook his head.

"No, no, no! Haven't you been listening to a word I've said?!" In response to this, the other girls started giving Serena the traditional 'What is wrong with your brain meatball head?' look. She sat down slowly, knowing that she made a fool of herself.

Chapter 31

About one hour later, the girls had set up a perimeter around the hotel. Jack and Darien were able to spot everything from the shoulders of Rei and Serena, respectively. The other girls had set up a perimeter, concealed by the mist of Amy's Shabon Spray.

"Looks like they have the place surrounded," quipped Darien.

"Surrounded?" replied Jack. "Maybe. But there's always a flaw in these mob types. I'm sure I can find it."

After about thirty more minutes of looking, Jack found the break he was waiting for, a shift change in the guards around the back. Perfect.

"Darien, follow me! Move!" Jack darted off, guns in front of him in case he needed to use them. Darien followed close behind, the girls all wished them luck and Rei and Serena gave them, 'Be careful' warnings.

"What the-" shouted one of the guards unfortunate enough to cross Jack's path. Less than 2 seconds later the guard’s brains were splattered against the pavement.

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Several minutes later Darien and Jack were outside Riojas's door.

"Ok Darien, it's you, me, and our guns against Riojas. We're gonna burst through the door any minute and Riojas'll be there with murder in his eyes. It's either gonna be us, or him. I for one, am gonna pump his guts so full of led they'll need a crane to lift his coffin. Let's go!"

Jack and Darien both ran into the room where Riojas was waiting, only to meet up with a hail of gunfire! Both ducked back into the hallway as they saw several hired guns burst out of hiding spots.

"Did you really expect me not to be ready for you, McCoy?" taunted Riojas. "You literally told me you were coming!"

"Damn you, you..."

"Save me the melodramatics, Jack. No one crosses Riojas! No one!" To prove his point, the mob boss grabbed an assault rifle that was hidden in a suitcase and started firing. "Say hello to my little friend!"

Firing off two grenades from a launcher underneath the rifle, Riojas watched as Darien and Jack try to run off, while he laughed to his hired guns.

"You know something?"

"What boss?" replied one of the gunmen.

"I always wanted to say that. Never got to. And now McCoy is dead. Let's go home."

Before the mobsters could walk off however, a hail of gunfire erupted from the hallway, killing two of the gunmen, and sending the rest
scrambling for cover.

"McCoy! How did you..."

"Save ME the melodramatics, Riojas. Plus that Al Pachino impersonation sucked."

"Why you little bastard!" Riojas raised his rifle to fire again, but before he could, the room began to shake and turn!

"What's going on?" asked a confused Darien.

Through the window Jack saw a giant hand grab the ceiling then when he looked up he saw Serena and the girls all look in at the scene.

"What are you doing?" asked Jack.

"Well," began Amy. "We heard gunfire then we heard some guy shout that you were dead and..."

"We were worried." finished Rei.

"With good reason!" shouted Riojas who, in the confusion, had managed to fix up Darien as a human shield and keep a gun to his head. Jack picked up a Magnum and aimed it at Riojas.

"NO! You'll hit Darien!!" shouted a panicked Serena.

"I don't miss."

"Funny, your story was that all those smoking bodies on the rooftop weren't your fault. So, you intended to kill them. All of them?" taunted Riojas.

"SHUT UP!!"

"All those people Jack. All of them, dead. It was all your fault."

"What's he talking about?!" asked a panicked Darien. Heck, if you had a gun to your head and your only hope of survival was a man who supposedly killed a bunch of people... you'd be panicked too.

"Tell them jack! Tell them about it."

"I didn't leave the force... I was suspended. My emotions cloud my judgment and often make my trigger fingers a hazard to myself and others."

"He killed 25 people on the rooftop that night. Most were never identified... they were unrecognizable." Jack pulled the trigger and Riojas fell back and Darien stood frozen where he was. Serena quickly grabbed her tiny boyfriend and Rei went to do the same but Jack charged at Riojas before she could.

"Now you die, this time it's just me, you, and a gun. No guards, no bullet-proof armor... "

"Jack... you wouldn't kill your own father now would you?"

"What?!"

"Yes, Jack. I am your father." (I know a little Star Warsy but hey, I'm tired. I haven't slept in days and my eyes can no longer pick up color due to too much staring at the computer screen, the sun, and the TV screen. -- FB)

"You lie!!"

"No. I was with your mother the day you were spawned. You can't hurt me... I gave you life."

"FUCK THAT!! I never wanted to live... I still don't! FUCK FAMILY!! FUCK FEAR!! Blood or not, you're gonna die!" Jack shot Riojas right in the chest.

"I-gah-... gave you life...." said Riojas as he clutched his bleeding heart. Jack put his shot gun right to Riojas's head.

"Life's a bitch, ain't it?" he pulled the trigger and Riojas was no more. Jack was sick of life and all that complicated his own. Or maybe it was just because he hasn't had the chance to take his anti-depressants since this whole mess started. Either way, it didn't look good.

Looking around the room, at all the dead bodies, at his own blood
stained hands, at his gun, Jack smiled. It was poetic justice, in a sort of melodramatic way. So he did something he hadn't done too much during his life. He smiled.

"Heh. I always sucked at big speeches. Oh well." Jack put his gun to his head...

Chapter 32

Given another second, Jack would have splattered his brains against the wall and joined the corpses in the office. But before he could, Rei flicked the gun out of his hand and grabbed him angrily.

"Let me go!" screamed Jack! "I can't deal with this anymore!" Rei squeezed Jack's still broken ribs, keeping him from talking.

"What's your problem Jack?" asked an angry, yet worried Rei.

"My problem? Look inside the building. That's me. I'm a mass murderer, a bastard child of a mob boss and a whore. What do I have to live for?"

Looking at Jack, Rei saw that he really was depressed. But she knew somewhere, he had something to live for.

"What about your brothers?"

"My brothers?"

"Yeah! The two who depend on your paycheck to get by in the world! What about them?" Sighing, Rei revealed her biggest concern. "What about me? Don't I matter to you?"

Jack realized something. For the first time in his life, he realized his life had a purpose other than money and greed. Rei mattered to him, and if she was willing to keep him alive for whatever reason, then somebody needed him. Jack never was one to cry. In fact, I doubt if he's ever shed a tear even from pain. For the first time since Jack can remember... he let out tears. Not of sadness, but tears of joy.

Rei hugged Jack against her cheek and Jack did the best he could to hug her back. If this was live TV you could hear the audience going, "Awwwww".

"Look… there’s bodies smokin’ all over this roof. Let's get out of here before the cops show up Rei." Rei looked at Jack half expecting a long speech of some sort. He simply sighed. "I told you before, I wasn't good at speeches. Now let's go."

Rei put Jack on her shoulder as she walked off with the other girls. The past two days had been a whirlwind of bizarre mishaps and painful memories, but now he felt free. He had something to live for, namely the 115 foot tall Sailor Senshi who was in love with him. And that was reason enough for him to keep on living. With the new feeling in him, he walked up to Rei's cheek and kissed her.

"I can't say how much I love you, Rei."

Looking at her tiny boyfriend, Rei smiled and picked him up again, placing him between her breasts.

"You don't have to. I love you too. Now relax, close to my heart." Jack obliged, sleeping soundly for the first time in a long time.

Chapter 33

During all of this, Amy, Lita, and Mina watched as Rei and Serena played with their tiny boyfriends, and smiled.

"I love a happy ending," chirped Amy.

"Sure, happy for them," responded Lita. "But what about us? We're alone."

"We have each other," joked Mina.

"No, seriously," responded Lita. "We're still huge. Let's leave Rei and Serena alone and go out for a night on the town!"

"I don't know," responded Amy.

"Oh, come on! It'll be fun! And we'll be careful. Besides, what else are we gonna do?"

Amy finally caved and 3 of the 5 giant Senshi left for the city. Mina and Lita wanted to search for boys. Amy went along to make sure neither of them caused mass panic or anything like that.

"Bet I'll find a cute boy before you do Lita." said Mina.

"No way." Lita retorted.

"$20 says I do."

"You're on." said Lita. The two shook on it and the hunt began. The two girls quickly split up to look for a cute guy, while Amy 1.- refereed and 2.- Made sure there wasn't any mass panic in the streets.

Mina decided to look around downtown, thinking it'd be easy to find someone with all the clubs in the area. Sure enough, her theory was rewarded with a huge line of guys waiting outside a packed club. Mina had her pick of the crowd, which, thanks to the blaring music playing, was oblivious to her presence.

"Hmm, which one to choose, which one." Reaching down into the crowd, she found exactly the boy that would win her the bet.

It's kind of hard not to notice when a giant hand descends and picks up a guy from the line you're in. Naturally the crowd started screaming, panicking, and running around in circles. Mina tried to calm the crowd assuring them she meant them no harm. The crowd continued screaming and running.

Mina heard a noise. Someone was coming. Either Lita had found a boy too or Amy heard the panicking. It was the latter of the two.

"What are you doing?!" asked an angry Amy.

"Well, I went into the area to find..." began Mina.

"I know that! But didn't you think that a giant hand descending into a crowd would cause just a little panic?"

"Well, no," replied Mina, realizing the stupidity of her mistake.

Amy sighed, then put her arm around her moping friend. "I think the problem is your technique."

"Technique?"

"Well, sure! You just can't go in and act like a monster reaching into a crowd! You need to act more natural."

"Natural?"

"Less like a monster wanting to eat people and more like a girl wanting to go out."

Mina smirked. She didn't know Amy had it in her! Guess all that time she spent with Jack must have started to mess with her brain.

Attempting to be more careful, the girls approached another club where people were congregating, including some from the club where Mina first appeared.

After following Amy's advice, Mina received a willing guy to go with her. There were several and to her, they were all adorable. So she chose some dumb thing and decided that's what she'd look for. This lucky bastard was the only Hispanic in the crowd. He had short
chestnut hair and nice golden tanned skin. His eyes were dark
brown and mysterious and he had one of those smiles that makes people
nervous.

"So, what’s your name?" asked Mina.

"Well my real name is-" as he spoke a jet liner flew by preventing us from hearing his name. “,but, everybody just calls me Freak Boy.”

"Nice to meet you Freak Boy." Mina said with a smile. Mina was now getting to know her tiny teen. So, Amy set out to go find Lita and make sure she didn't get frustrated and go Godzilla on the town.

While Mina was getting to know her new Freak Boy-toy better, Amy decided to look around for Mina, impressed by her own advice.

"I'm surprised that worked out. Maybe I should try it out myself later."

Amy's daydreaming was quickly interrupted by a loud pitched yell. Having a sneaking suspicion who was behind it, she ran off to where the noise was. Predictably, Lita was in the same area.

"Somebody help me!"

Amy ran toward the sound of the voice, a terrified black haired man huddled over in Lita's palm.

"Lita!" scolded Amy in her usual 'what are you doing?' tone. "Who is that?"

"Oh, him?" answered a surprised Lita. "Someone I found. Isn't he cute?"

Amy bent over to look at the terrified teenager. He had a slightly dark complexion, but it was difficult to see his face considering he was hunched over in terror.

"You know, Lita, you just can't bend over and pick up whoever you see without an explanation! You're trying to find a guy, not scare him to death!"

"Yeah, but I didn't want him to get away."

Amy hit herself when she heard that. Nevertheless, her first priority was to make sure the tiny boy stopped shivering in terror.

"Don't worry," she whispered. "I'm not going to hurt you." In response, the horrified boy looked up at Amy, who had her hand extended. He quickly ran over to her.

"Keep me away from her! That monster grabbed me right off of the sidewalk!"

Amy looked at the guy as he clung to Lita's hand. She didn't want him to think Lita was a monster. But on the other hand, he was kind of cute... no. She couldn’t do that to her friend. She couldn’t steal the guy she rightfully found and caught… as crazy as that sounds.

One very, very lengthy explanation later, the dark haired guy was a little calmer. He wasn't all that thrilled about being in the complete control of some chick but, not like he has much of a choice. Besides, it does have it's advantages.

"See," said Amy in a tone that made her sound somewhat like

"Thanks Amy." said Lita with a smile as she hugged her new boy into her chest. “So, what’s your name anyway?”

"Well, my name is--" as he spoke a construction worker turned on his
jackhammer and made Lita’s boyfriend’s voice inaudible. ",but, every
just calls me Somedude."

Mina gave her boyfriend a big kiss as Lita and Somedude kept getting acquainted. Amy was still alone though. She could go find a boy for herself. Or, she could check to see how Rei and Serena are doing and maybe get close to Jack. It's easier to get close to someone you know after all than it is to get close to a total stranger... well... when you're the shy type at least.

However, Amy, being the kind girl she was, didn't like the idea of taking a guy away from her friends, no matter how good he felt. Jack seemed to have a genuine affection for Rei, and as much as she hated to admit it, it was something she had to respect. But she still had reservations about looking for a guy of her own, until the other girls started to tease her.

"What's wrong?" asked Lita. "Afraid to follow your own advice?"

"Yeah, I mean, it worked wonders for me!" shouted Mina, holding a her new boy toy in front of Amy as proof.

Rolling her eyes, Amy started to look around the city in search of a boy. Taking a cue from Mina, she started to look around nearby clubs for guys. And like before, she managed to find a crowd of guys set up outside a club. So many choices, so little time.

"Excuse me," she asked meekly to the crowd hoping to get some attention. "I was wondering..."

Predictably, the crowd turned around and started looking at the shy giantess. The expressions ranged from the usual awe to a group that was staring at her gigantic panties. Luckily for them, Amy couldn't see what they were staring at.

From the sides, Mina and Lita both stared at Amy.

"Do you think she needs our help?" asked Lita.

"I don't know," responded Mina. "I mean, she did help us..."

Amy was crashing and burning out there. The girls were going to step in to help but, Amy suddenly got a second wave of confidence.

"Would one of you like to go out for some fun with me?" she said as sexily as she could. Naturally the whole crowd was hooting and hollering responses of joy and acceptance. After about 15 minutes Amy randomly selected a lucky stranger from the crowd.

He had a nice tan, his hair was dyed a dark, dark red. Like Maroon kind of. And he wore it up in short spikes. He was wearing mostly black... well... all black. A black leather trench coat, black shirt, black pants, black leather boots, and black gloves.

Now that Amy had a guy no one would be alone. She was wondering how Serena and Rei were doing. But she did want to get to know the guy she picked out. Earlier when he introduced himself, he was very polite. He seemed nice enough.

After looking at the tiny man in her hand for a little while, Amy allowed her curiosity to get the better of her. Raising him up to her head, she began to ask the man a few questions.

"What's your name?"

"Ben," replied the man as he lied down on Amy's palm, trying to get comfortable.

"O.K. Ben," continued Amy, "you go out a lot?"

"You mean to clubs and stuff? Yeah, when I'm bored. I mean, don't superheroes go out to clubs?"

Amy couldn't help but giggle at the superhero comment. She was always unsure what to think about being called a "hero." So being able to laugh at it was good for both of them.

The next thing she noticed was pretty obvious. Ben was covered in
black from head to toe.

"You like black?"

"You like blue?" responded Ben. "I like the color. Fits my tone."

"Which is?"

Ben smirked. "I don't really know."

Amy laughed as the two continued talking. Ben was nice enough, a college sophomore who'd rather hang out with his friends than study. He seemed intelligent enough, understanding (or at least pretending to) the story about Jack and his growth serum.

After about 10 minutes, both of them felt that they had a significant understanding of the other. Amy was left to decide where to go next.

Chapter 34

Amy was about to start having some fun, when there was a deafening roar from the shore. Amy, Lita and Mina looked and saw the horrifying sight. GODZILLA!!!

Below them, many people were running around like idiots at the sight of the 300 foot monster known as Godzilla. Some were catching a glimpse of the Sailor Scouts panties as they ran for their miserable lives... (I do this a lot. -- FB)

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Rei and Serena were enjoying themselves with their boyfriends, when a loud roar interrupted their fun.

"Did you... hear that Jack?" asked Rei. Jack climbed out of her bra, his shirt gone and his hair a wild mess.

"Huh... no-I... Uh-I, I didn't hear nothing." Jack said not wanting to have to leave. Serena then gasped as she pointed to Godzilla.

"NO! It's Godzilla!!" shouted Darien.

"Impossible." Jack stated. "International Copyright laws prevent Godzilla from appearing in not only any work of fiction by Freak Boy and/or Somedude, but in any production that isn't put out by Tokyo's movie companies. It also means Godzilla can't appear in any story about Sailor Moon."

"Well, he's here." Rei said. "This could get dangerous, Jack and Darien, you guys get out of here." Serena and Rei placed their boyfriends on the ground as Godzilla came closer. Jack punched the window of a parked car and climbed in. Darien got in the back after Jack unlocked the car and hotwired it. They drove off as fast as they could.

Godzilla marched forward trashing Tokyo as he approached the Sailor Scouts. He hit a building with his tail causing it to collapse and sending debris to land on Jack's newly acquired car. Jack passed out, Darien was left to try and wake him up.

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"Where am I?" Jack asked as he looked around at the dark shadowy world known as, The Negaverse.

"That, is not important. Most people who arrive here do not live. I will spare you though, for reasons that will become clear momentarily." said an evil feminine voice from the shadows.

"Who are you?!"

"Someone who will make you rich and powerful. Jack, I know of your serum of growth. I would like for you to give it to me."

"Hmm... y'see, that ain’t gonna work. I already have these plans, you know, perfect it, put it out on the market, get rich, and retire on an island paradise in Hawaii with my girlfriend. That sort of thing."

"You're not thinking BIG, Jack. Most unlike you."

"What do you mean?"

"Let me put it this way, if you put the Serum on the market, you'll be rich enough to rule over a small island like Hawaii or Japan. BUT, if you give it to me... I will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. You will have money, power... and all the beautiful women you desire. You will rule the world as my King."

"Hmmm... so far I don't see a downside, except that... oh I don't know- REI WOULD KILL ME!"

"Fine then, I'll just have to speak your language." Suddenly Queen Beryl revealed herself as she walked forward. She held out a hand and dropped a diamond the size of a baseball in Jack's hand. His eyes widened as he looked at the gem with a big smile.

"Keep talking..." he said. She smiled and opened her hand again dropping 3 small bags in his hand. One full of Rubies, one full of Emeralds and the other of gold coins. Jack put them in his pocket.

"I'll give you some time to think."

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Suddenly, Jack woke up. The first thing he did was check his pocket, he found the bags and the diamond.

"So... it wasn't a dream."

"What are you talking about, Jack? We have to get out of here. The fight is moving this way." Darien said.

"Right, let's move." said Ben, Amy's boyfriend, as he helped Jack up.

"Yeah, we better move our asses." Freak Boy said as Somedude nodded in agreement.

"Freak Boy? Somedude! How the hell did you get here? No, never mind. Tell me later, for now, just run!"

Jack ran with the others, facing the big moral dilemma. World Power and Money, or a normal life with Rei on Hawaii.

It took him mere seconds to decide. He wanted power. He made the serum for profit, and this tender offer was more than any man could possibly want.

"Do I want unlimited power?" thought Jack to himself. "Hell yeah. Now if I only knew where to send the formula."

A voice seemingly out of nowhere responded. "Here will be just fine."

Jack turned around to see he wasn't running with the other guys, but rather in the same void as before. Turning around, he saw the same woman from before.

"Well, I don't have a sample on me," began Jack, "just the formula on paper."

The woman chuckled for a bit as she approached him. "The formula is all that I shall require."

Jack sighed and handed her the paper. She smiled.

"You understand the agreements of what just happened. Payment for your services, which is complete rule over the Negaverse, shall be completed as soon as I and my followers destroy Japan. In advance, this should be enough to keep you fed for quite a while." She laughed, handing Jack a small bag. When he looked inside, he found it was filled with sparking diamonds.

The woman smiled sinisterly as she extended her hand. "Agreed?"

Jack grinned as he extended his hand in return. "Agreed."

Chapter 35

"Jack, Jack? Oh, God, not again."

Jack came too, realizing he was on the floor, and Darien was above him. "What happened?"

"You got hit in the head with some debris. Come on, let's go."

Jack quickly got to his feet as he ran. He didn't know exactly what the woman meant about "The destruction of Japan." Considering how rich and powerful he was about to become, he didn't care either.

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With their boyfriends all safely far away, the Senshi turned around to face the famous city smashing lizard. Even at their sizes, the Senshi were still dwarfed by Godzilla, who was more than twice their size.

"He's huge!" shouted a worried Serena. "What do we do?"

Lita smiled as she stepped in front of the giant lizard. "Simple. We blast him!"

Charging energy in her hand, Lita released a large ball of electricity towards Godzilla, and watched as it hit him dead center. But when the smoke cleared, Godzilla was still coming forward, just staggering a little.

"Okay, I'm out of ideas."

Rei stepped up in front of the lizard as Lita backed off. "We can't beat this guy alone. We'll have to attack at once."

The other girls nodded as they readied their attacks. Before Godzilla knew what was happening, he got hit from all sides by the Senshi’s combined powers. In typical fashion, a huge cloud of smoke appeared.

"Did we get him?" asked Serena.

The girls wonder was ended as a large atomic blast emerged from the smoke, just barely avoiding Serena. She screamed and flailed her arms while Rei and the others prepared for battle.

"AND! IN THIS CORNER, WEARING VERY SHORT SKIRTS, FIGHTING FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE AND IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, YOUR HEROES AND MINE, THE SAILOR SCOUTS!" Shouted the short Mexican referee as he stood in the center of the whole mess. "AND IN THIS CORNER, WEARING
NOTHING AT ALL, AND STANDING OVER 300 FEET IN HEIGHT. WEIGHING IN AT OVER 20,000 TONS. THE LEGENDARY SEA MONSTER OF JAPANESE FOLKLORE, GOOOODZILLAAAAAA!!"

The crowd cheered and placed bets either on Godzilla or on the Senshi. All the Sailor Senshi just sweat dropped.

"Godzilla is gonna crush the sailor scouts. Then he's gonna destroy Japan... again!" shouted an onlooker.

"Now, now, let's not jump to conclusions." said Don King, who was Godzilla's manager. He had big hair like a wishing troll except it was white. "I am so sick of hearing smack bein' talked about my fighters. Oh, he's big, oh he's mean, he destroyed Japan a buncha times. Let's just stick to the fight. This is supposed to be about the fight."

The girls couldn't help but stare at the crowds that gathered to watch the fight between them and Godzilla, especially at the guy in the afro who claimed he was representing Godzilla.

"Okay, what are these guys doing again?" asked Serena. Her curiosity was quickly satisfied when she saw crews of cameras all over the place, and guards everywhere.

Mina couldn't help but laugh. "They think this is a movie!"

"Well, do something!" demanded a worried Rei.

Mina sighed. "All right!" Approaching the crowd on the sides, she began to shout at them:

"Get away from here! This isn't a sporting event! That lizard really does want to kill people!"

The crowd didn't say anything, instead they just stood still. Mina just sighed again, until she saw flashes of lights coming from directly below her. Looking closer, she saw cameras, all taking pictures up her skirt!

"HEY! Knock it off you pervs!" shouted Mina as she ran off, trying to cover her panties.

Lita sweat dropped. "They're not leaving?"

Mina shook her head. "Guess we'll just have to end this fast."

The girls turned around to see Godzilla, who was completely oblivious to the events around him. Showing his annoyance, he smashed a building with his tail.

"Hey! Godzilla just smashed a building!" shouted an onlooker.

"Stop accusing my fighter of these heinous acts," responded Don King.

Godzilla wasn't about to wait around for the Senshi to strike poses and ready themselves for battle. The big lizard took a demolished building and threw it at the Senshi, who had to dive out the way.

"Great!" shouted Lita. "The lizard isn't going to stay still!"

"Then I say we don't either!" responded Rei. Standing right in front of Godzilla, she used her Celestial fire attack on the lizard. Obviously realizing it, Godzilla countered with his famous atomic breath.

Rei grimaced as she put all her force into the flames, unable to hold back Godzilla's atomic breath.

"He's too strong!"

Before Godzilla could completely overwhelm Rei, Mina jumped in and attacked Godzilla with her love chain attack. The two attacks combined managed to cancel out Godzilla's radioactive breath, forcing them all back.

Rei grimaced. "So much for Plan A."

Mina just stared at the pissed off lizard, as he trashed the city while onlookers cheered. "Any ideas?"

“Let’s try to surround him!” Rei suggested.

The girls surrounded Godzilla hoping to gain an advantage by having attacks from all angles. Godzilla, who had been in this position before, turned in a 360 degree circle, knocking the girls off their feet with his tail.

"OW!" Serena said. "Jesus, I think I landed on something?" she stood up and saw that she had fallen on a brand new shiny red Ferrari. "I sure hope their insurance'll cover that."

"Forget about that, look out!" Lita shouted as she jumped and shoved Serena out of the way of Godzilla's slashing claws.

Chapter 36

"Whoa... Serena almost got toasted." Darien said fearing
for his girlfriend's life.

"What about Mina?!" Freak Boy asked in a worried tone.

"I’m more concerned about Lita." Somedude replied.

"Forget that, we gotta get our asses down to the bookie! I'm putting everything on Godzilla!"

"You're a real ass-hole... you know that, right Jack?" asked Ben.

"Yeah… I know." Jack replied with a smile.

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Godzilla charged forward, roaring loud as he could. He slashed, kicked and stomped his way to the giant sailor Senshi. The whole time, they had no choice but to turn and run.

"Any-WHOAH!-bright ideas?" asked Lita as she dodged a tail swipe from Godzilla.

"I got nothing." Rei said.

"How about, try not to get killed?" suggested Mina.

"Sounds good to me. ACK! MOVE LEFT!!" Serena shouted instructing everyone to move out of the way of Godzilla's atomic breath.

"HALFTIME!" shouted the ref. Godzilla stopped in his tracks curious as to what was going on. The Sailor Senshi were led to their corner, much to their surprise.

"Godzilla, what are your predictions on the outcome of the fight?" asked a press member.

"Rawr?" Godzilla replied.

"Godzilla, are there any truth to the rumors of your involvement during World War 2?"

Godzilla's eyes simply began moving back and forth apprehensively.

"Can we just focus on the fight please?" asked Don King. "I'm so sick of hearing people talking smack about my fighters. 'Oh, he mean', 'Oh, he a dirty fighter', 'Oh, he da cause of all the destruction in Tokyo.' It's just gettin' old. Let's just let everything be decided, in the ring."

Meanwhile, the Sailor Scouts were also being interviewed by the press.

"Sailor Moon, are the rumors of your involvement in the mafia shoot out a few hours ago true?"

"Who was the strange blonde kid with Sailor Mars?"

"Is it true you slept with Jackie Chan?"

The Sailor Scouts were surprised at the idiocy of the people they were supposed to be protecting. Amy just sweat dropped while Mina tried to hold back Lita from hurting anyone. Rei and Serena got all beady eyed at the questioners.

After an onslaught of questions from press, including one reporter who asked Sailor Moon if she had punched Jessica Simpson, the girls turned to face Godzilla again. But before the fight could continue, a bizarre portal opened in the area between the two.

"Oh, great!" shouted Lita. "What's next, King Kong?"

The portal opened, and six bizarre figures, all shrouded in darkness, exited the portal. Figures all as large as the Senshi. The crowd just stared as the six figures emerged.

"Mr. King!" shouted a reporter. "Are those shadowy figures emerging from nowhere part of your entourage?"

"Of course not! I don't use shadowy figures!"

The figures finally stood in place as the smoke cleared around them. When they stood forward, everyone, especially the Senshi, were stunned.

"BERYL?!" shouted an incredibly confused Serena. "You're dead!"

The red haired woman laughed at Serena. "Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. However, I have waited till I found a sufficient weapon to take my revenge on Japan. The mortal's growth formula was too good an opportunity to pass up."

Rei angrily shouted at Beryl. "Jack would never give you anything!"

Beryl smiled evilly. "Mortals hearts are very, very easily corrupted. Just like your friend. How else are you going to explain six gigantic women from the Negaverse returning to destroy Tokyo?"

Rei kept quiet as Beryl turned to introduce the rest of her entourage. What did Jack do?

"Behold! My new minions!" The shadows cleared to reveal the five figures that surrounded Beryl, all as big as the Senshi.

First to appear was Black Lady, a bizarre alternate version of Rini. She even had an evil version of Luna P enlarged to her current size.
Next were Avery and Prisma, two ex-members of the Black Moon family. They were followed by their superior Emerald, and finally Ann, one of the lost Doom tree children.

"Surprised, Sailor Moon?" asked Beryl laughing.

"THIS SUCKS!!"

Godzilla saw the forms appear seemingly out of nowhere. First, he was surprised. Then nervous as they took form. Then pissed as they made annoying noises. Finally, his instincts took over again and he roared an angry roar and charged forward to attack the Negaverse Giantesses.

"Minions, attack! Show the lizard no mercy!" shouted Queen Beryl. All of her henchwomen obliged as they charged forward and began striking Godzilla.

"RAWR! ROOAR!" Godzilla shouted as he got the crap beaten out of him by the super powered giantesses.

"How did you even get them all here Beryl! They're all dead!!" Serena shouted.

"Cloning, the answer to all plot holes." Beryl said, laughing as Godzilla went falling onto a building.

Godzilla stood up again, even after that beating. His eyes looked glazed and he was bruised all over. Don King took the elevator to the top of a building and walked up to the edge.

"YO! G-MAN! You ok?"

"Rawr..."

"COME ON! Don't talk like that! These bitches done nothin to earn your respeck!"

"Roar, grrr rawr."

"Na, you aint washed up! Who beat Megalon?"

"Rawr..."

"That's right! And who beat Gigan AND King Ghidorah?"

"RAWR!!" Godzilla roared with much more confidence and enthusiasm.

"THAT'S RIGHT! Now go out there and kick those skinny lil' white whores' asses!"

Godzilla charged into battle, his confidence renewed by the motivational speaking of Don King. Meanwhile the Sailor Scouts decided to ally themselves with Godzilla to defeat the Negaverse Giantesses.

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"Do you think you can win, Sailor Moon? You and your friends are outmatched. Even with the lizards help, you can't hope to win!"

"That's what you think, Beryl!" responded Serena. "CHARGE!"

The audience cheered as the both sides charged each other. As bolts flew and the girls locked in battle, the cheers got louder.

Godzilla, not wanting to be left out of the fight, went straight for the Ann clone, which jumped out the way of the big lizard.

"You may be powerful, but you're incredibly slow!" she taunted as she landed a kick to Godzilla's head. However, the big lizard turned around and hit Ann with his claws, sending her reeling.

"That's it G-Man!" shouted King. "Kick that huge white bitch's ass!"




Mars, Mercury and Venus turned to face the three cloned members of the Black Moon family, Avery, Prisma, and Emerald. Not wasting any time, they started firing at the girls with their own distinct energy attacks.

"As if this day wasn't weird enough," panted Venus, "we have to fight long dead clones of old enemies."

Mars shrugged. "So?" Nodding to Sailor Mercury, she dodged an energy bolt to the side as Mercury created a fog around the girls.

Venus smiled. "FIRE!" The combined blasts of the three girls hit their intended targets, knocking them into a group of buildings.




Lita jumped out of the way of Dark Lady's spear gun, courtesy of the transformed Luna P. She kept laughing as Sailor Jupiter, the first one usually into a fight, was forced on a constant defensive.

"Had enough, Jupiter? You know Beryl will destroy Japan! You can't stop us!"

Jupiter smiled as she grabbed one of the dropped spears and threw it right back at Dark Lady, knocking the spear gun out of her hand.

"Hey! That isn't fair!"

"You may look like Dark Lady," responded Jupiter as she charged her thunder attack, "but you're just an impostor!"

Dark Lady had no time for a witty comeback. The thunder blast knocked her flat on her ass as people cheered.

"They like it?" asked Jupiter.

"No, they're just cheering because they can see up Dark Lady's dress," responded Mars. Indeed, the crowd was cheering as photographers started taking pictures in all the right places.




Beryl was furious. Her super team of Negaverse giantesses was getting their asses handed too them by Godzilla and the Senshi. And the crowd cheered on.

"You can't win, Sailor Moon!" shouted Beryl as she blasted energy from her staff. Moon furiously jumped out of the way, but fell. The crowd roared as she fell.

"Why are you guys cheering?" asked Serena. She quickly realized the answer when the crowd gathered by her legs.

"Is there anything you idiots care about besides panties?!" Ignoring the perverts, Moon got to her feet and released her Scepter Elimination attack on Beryl. While not her strongest attack the force was enough to send Beryl flying into a skyscraper, completely smashing it.

"All right!" shouted Sailor Moon. "We did it!"

"It's never that easy," responded Sailor Mars.

Beryl let out a high pitched screeching noise. Suddenly, the ground rumbled.

Chapter 38

"I don't like the sound of this..." Rei said getting ready for battle.

"Earthquake!" Serena shouted.

"RAWR!" shouted Godzilla.

Suddenly, out of the ground came Megalon! Flying into the area came Gigan, followed by King Ghidorah!

"Holy Shit..." Mina said wide eyed and shakily.

As King Ghidorah landed, he flapped his wings and sent the Sailor Scouts to the ground.

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"No fucking way dude, there is no fucking way that Godzilla would team up with those bitches. Man, radio's fuckin bull shit." Said Jay as he listened to the radio reports on the incident in Japan as he drove down a road. Jay and Silent Bob were conveniently visiting Japan just in time to make a cameo appearance in this story. Suddenly a giant Sailor Scout landed right in front of the car.

"OH, FUCK YEAH MAN!" Jay shouted. Silent Bob grabbed the wheel just barely managing to stop the car before it crashed into the panties of Sailor Mars.

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Godzilla and the Sailor Scouts stood their ground. Then Godzilla let out a loud roar and out from the sea came, Angilas; followed in the air by Mothra and Rodan.

Both sides stood ready to fight.

"Great special effects." said an onlooker.

Both sides readied themselves for the next fight, but before they could, the Mexican referee called for the end of the round. Before either side knew what happened, they were flooded with questions. Queen Beryl didn't know what to make of it all.

"Excuse me, Ms. Beryl, what previous relationship do you have with Don King?"

"How much are you being paid to partake in this fight?"

"Mrs. Black Lady, you seem to bear a strong resemblance to Sailor Moon. Is there any sort of relationship between you two?"

Beryl just stared wide-eyed at the crowd. "Do you people have any idea what I could do to you?"

They all stood silent, until another reporter spoke up.

"Is it true that you're somehow connected to the mob shootings?"

"No questions!"

Quickly obliging, the reporters split up between Black Lady, King Ghidora, and Megalon. Beryl just stared, dumbfounded.




"No, I believe that Godzilla is more than capable of handling these new competitors by himself. He does not need the Sailors in any way, shape, or form." Don King replied to one of the reporters.

"What about rumors that Beryl and her entourage are working for you?"

"Now lady, that is just ludicrous. First you insult my fighter, now you insult me! No more questions. Go bug Sailor Whatever..."





"Sailor Moon!" began the reporters. "What is your relationship to Ms. Beryl?"

Serena was beyond annoyed at this point. Didn't these morons get it?

"You idiots! She wants to destroy the world! Leave!" The crowd stood still again, but then started taking pictures of the Senshi with the monsters, along with the senshi's panties. They all just sweatdropped.

"Why is it whenever we ask them to go away," began Lita, "they decide to take pictures of our panties?"

"I wish I knew," responded Amy, who was doing her best to cover her skirt from the press.

After another couple of minutes of the media circus, both sides were brought back to their respective corners and prepared for the fight. Despite the stupidity of the crowd, Serena knew this was no joke.

Beryl charged her staff and shot an energy blast at the Scouts. They jumped out of the way just in time as Godzilla charged forward at King Ghidora. Mothra took Gigan, Rodan attacked Megalon & Angilas attacked Avery.

"Attack!" Shouted Beryl. "Attack god fucking dammit!!" The clones did her bidding and charged forward into the biggest battle of the century.

Chapter 39

"Yeah, I wanna place $500 on Godzilla and the Senshi." said Jack.

"Jesus..." said Darien.

"Yes?" a voice said from behind him.

"Who the hell are you?!"

"I'm Jesus Christ."

"Whoa," Jack said as he gave the bookie his 500 bucks. "What are you doing down here?"

"You think I was gonna miss this? This is possibly the biggest battle of the century... at least until next year when Satan will rise up and attempt to take over the earth and then heaven."

"Has everyone gone fucking insane?!!" Darien, Jack, Ben, Freak Boy, & Somedude all shouted in unison.

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Serena threw a punch at Beryl and sent her crashing into Tokyo Tower. Beryl rose up and struck Sailor Moon. Both of them began rolling around on the floor, attacking each other in a cat fight.

Silent Bob tried to hold Jay back from the scene. Jay kept trying to get closer to the action.

"Fuck you fatty! Let me fucking go! Dammit lunchbox, leave me the fuck alone! I need to get closer you dumb-fuck!" Jay shouted. Silent Bob could hold on no longer and went down to the ground. Jay went charging into the scene, only to be kicked out of the area by Rei's giant foot.

"Fuck man... the whole fuckin' worlds against us dude, I swear to god."

Rei continued to grow angrier and angrier at Jack for giving them the formula. "If I ever get my hands on him... I'm going to make him a greasy smear on the ground!" she shouted as she punched out Birdie.

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Jack had been watching the fight on the news and when he saw that he got all bug eyed.

"Well... I'm gonna see you guys later."

"Where are you going, Jack? This whole mess is your fault," Freak Boy said.

"I'm heading out on the first plane back to America."

"So... you're just gonna leave? Just like that! JUST LIKE THAAT!!!" Ben shouted.

"Uh..." Jack looked at the TV and saw Rei beating the shit out of Birdie. "Yep."

Darien could take it no more; he finally punched to hit Jack. Unfortunately, Jack knew Jujitsu so in about 5 seconds Darien was on the ground with a nose bleed.

"Somedude… remind me to NEVER piss of Jack, ok?"

"Sure thing Freak Boy."

"Thou hath sinned. Jack, you have caused this mess, thou must make up for your wrong doings."

Jack sighed. "You're right Jesus... I do have to make things right again."

"That is right, my child. You must do the right thing."

"Thank you Jesus!" said Jack as he rushed off to try and make things right.

Chapter 40

Jack ran as fast as he could towards the scene of the fight. He knew what he did wrong before, and now it was time to fix it. Of course, even if he did fix it, he'd still need to answer to Rei, and the police, and the bookie, and Don King...

Quickly blocking those voices from his head, Jack hurried by where the Negaverse forces were. Beryl and the others were knee deep in their battle with the sailors and Godzilla.

"Surrender Sailor Senshi!" shouted Beryl. "You know you can't win!"

The Senshi were locked in a stalemate with Beryl's forces. The monsters were deadlocked, Rei was infuriated with Jack, and neither side was ready to give up. This made Jack driving up to Beryl in a hijacked car all the more surprising to both sides.

"Jack?!" shouted Rei. "What the hell are you doing?"

Beryl was furious. "Mortal, wait until I have destroyed the Senshi before I fulfill your deal!"

Jack just smiled as he raised a super soaker at Beryl and the Nega-clones. "The deal's off, bitch."

Before anyone knew what was happening, the Negaverse giantesses were sprayed with the fluid from Jack's water gun. They were all completely soaked in it.

"What did you do?!" asked Beryl angrily.

"Antidote," Jack smugly responded. "You'll shrink back to normal very soon..."

The Negaverse's forces stood still, also remaining as giantesses. They glared angrily at Jack in his hijacked car.

"Oh shit... forgot about that. It takes a while to work." said Jack as he sweatdropped. "Jesus, please help me." said Jack. Suddenly, the voice of Jesus sounded in his head.

*Sorry, my child, you're on your own.*

"GOD DAMMIT!!"

*I heard that.*

Beryl raised a foot to smash the car Jack was in. Jack jumped out of the car in the nick of time, as the car was smashed and torn to bits. Jack tried to run but he was quickly grabbed by Dark Lady who squeezed him as hard as she could before passing him to Beryl.

"You should not piss me off, mortal. Now, you shall pay for your deed in blood." Beryl shouted, making Jack's ears ring.

"Where have I heard that before..." he asked himself, knowing someone had threatened him like that before.

"They're gonna kill him!" Serena shouted.

"Good." said Rei smugly, as she was still pissed.

"REI! How could you say that?" asked Amy.

"This whole mess is his fault; he gave Beryl the formula and everything. If he dies, he gets what he deserves... he's just lucky I didn't get to him first." said Rei.

Rei winced as she saw Dark Lady squeezing Jack between her hands. As much as she hated to admit it, not even Jack deserved what was about to happen to him.

"I'm gonna regret this," Rei thought as she concentrated her flame attack on Dark Lady. The attack knocked down the evil clone, sending Jack spiraling to the ground, landing on his left leg.

"YOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! Damn! That hurts! Last time I do a good deed." Before he could get up and leave however, Jack found himself
surrounded by the police on all sides, pointing their guns right at him.

"Hands up, buddy! What are you doing in the middle of here interrupting the fight?"

Jack sighed. "I can explain everything, officer."

"Oh yeah?" responded one of the other men. "Can you respond to the eyewitness that said you were at the shooting?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!"

"You're under arrest. Come with us."

Jack contemplated running, but with his leg broken and ribs even more banged up thanks to Beryl, it wasn't exactly a smart idea.

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Thanks to Rei taking the Negaverse villains by surprise, the battle was slowly starting to turn in the Senshi's favor. Already Beryl and her henchwomen were beginning to shrink due to the effects of the antidote, making it harder and harder for them to mount an effective offense.

"I think they're ready to give up!" shouted Lina as she fired another thunder attack at the Prisma and Emerald clones, knocking them down before they could charge. With both sides monsters evenly matched, it would only be a matter of time before Beryl and her forces were too small to fight.

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Rei tried to keep her attention on the fight, but felt conflicted about Jack. One part of her wanted to rip him limb from limb. The other still felt sorry for him. Of course, she couldn't think about it too deeply when Dark Lady was charging her!

"I don't care if you're a million times bigger than me!" she screamed. "I'm still going to kill you!"

Rei struggled, but then noticed that the hands of Dark Lady were shrinking, unable to clasp around her neck. Smiling, she pushed her away and used her flame to drive Dark Lady back further.

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"Ready to give up Beryl?" asked Serena confidently. She was sure that they had won.

"I just have one thing to say to you, Sailor Senshi..." Beryl stated as she took a cool fighting pose.

"What's that?" asked Serena.

"RETREAT!!!" Beryl shouted as she turned tail and ran, leaving a trail of smoke behind her.

"Oh no you don't!" Lita shouted as she rushed forward and gave Beryl a mean left hook and sent her shrinking form sprawling into a building. Beryl fell to the ground, at normal size, dead. Her body was unscathed but you could tell by her unblinking, unmoving form that she was dead.

At this point, three incredibly skinny, geeky looking college kids with weird
red hair, pale skin, freckles, buck teeth, braces, retainers and pocket
protectors, dragged Beryl's lifeless corpse into the back of their van and drove off. (Don’t sue me, I'm funny. -- FB)

"We did it! The battle's over!!" shouted Serena. As soon as Beryl died, the clones disappeared into thin air.

"The battle isn't over Serena..." said Rei as she ducked out of the way of King Ghidorah, who had just been thrown by Godzilla.

"Let's just thank Jesus that Beryl and the others are out of the way." said Mina.

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Meanwhile, at the bar where Jesus told Jack to go and save the day,
Jesus was watching the fight on TV and heard Mina thank him.

"Actually," began Jesus. "It wasn't me. It was-"

"No, there is no need, my friend." said Buddha, interrupting Jesus. "I am used to it."

Chapter 41

"Well, let's go help Godzilla kick some ass." Lita began.

"Ok... we'll do this. THEN I get to kick Jack's ass." Rei said cracking her knuckles. The others just sighed.

With Beryl and her cronies out of the way, the girls could now devote their full attention to the monsters Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan were fighting. From their perspective, it seemed like they were evenly matched.

"Finally," smirked Rei, "I get to let some aggression out." Waiting for a clear shot, she finally found a clear shot at Megalon.

"Celestial Fire Surround!"

With that, Sailor Mars fired a huge wave of flame at Megalon, burning him badly. Before Megalon could do anything, he was tackled head on by Rodan, knocking him into a building.

"One down," began Mina. "Two to go!" Turning to where Mothra was fighting Gigan, she began preparing her own attack.

"Venus Love Chain!"

With that, her trademark attack flew at Gigan, stunning him. That distraction allowed Mothra to swoop in and paralyze Gigan, causing him to fall out of the sky and crash.

"One to go!" shouted Lita. Turning her attention to King Ghidora, she saw the three headed beast evenly matched with Godzilla and Angilas.

"Let's hit him with everything we've got!" continued Lita. Nodding, the girls all charged up their attacks and released them right at all three of Ghidora's heads. Seeing the opening, Godzilla joined in with his radioactive breath. The combined force sent Ghidora reeling as Don King cheered Godzilla on.

"That's it!" cheered King. "Pour it on G-Man!"

Finally, the five girls finished their onslaught on Ghidora, leaving the monster ready to fall over. Ghidora fell down, defeated like the other monsters.

"We did it!!" shouted Serena as she jumped in the air with joy.

"Yes!" they all shouted in unison.

"Now, we find our boyfriends." Mina said.

They didn't even get a chance. The press swarmed in and flooded the girls, the monsters, AND Don King with many, many questions.

"Uh-oh G-man. We in trouble now." Don King said as he saw the press. "Just stay cool everyone." There was no answer. King turned around and saw Mothra flying away carrying Godzilla with the help of Rodan. Angilas was held by Godzilla as they all flew away from the press.

"Oh yeah!! That's REAL NICE!!" King shouted after them. "JUST WAIT TILL I CATCH YOUR SCALY ASSES!!! YOU THINK YOU GONNA GET A BONUS FROM THIS?!! HELL NO!! BRING YOUR ASSES BACK HERE AND GET ME!!!" Don King shouted, jumping up and down being really pissed off.

"Does he know something we don't?" asked Mina.

"Sailor Whatever!" King shouted. "This is bad; you know who's in this crowd? Super Market Tabloid writers. We about to be swimming in a shit load of questions that make no sense and they will miss-construe what we say just like lawyers do to the legal system." King said.

"Terrific..." Rei said sarcastically.

Serena was contemplating leaving the media circus until she saw something much worse than tabloid writers. Photographers. Tons of them.

"I don't think we can walk through the crowd."

"Because if we do," added Mina, "the odds are good our panties will end up on the cover of the tabloids."

Rei sighed. After beating Megalon down, she was finally starting to feel good again. The last thing she wanted to do was to answer a bunch of questions from some sleazy reporter.

The reporters began to swarm around Amy first, asking her tons of useless questions.

"Why are you wearing blue?"

"Exactly what is your relationship with the other Senshi?"

"How did you get so big?"

"Were you involved in the mafia shootings earlier today?"

Amy sweat dropped. She didn't know where to begin. Finally, she cleared her voice and began answering the group.

"I like the color blue. We're good friends who decided to do something for the city. My growth is a result of a classified experiment. And no comment."

The other girls looked on as Amy effortlessly answered questions for the girls. Finally, the media circus decided to leave. Rei was stunned.

"How did you do that?"

"Simple. Speak quickly and use small words. Even you wouldn't get confused Serena!"

Serena raised an eyebrow as the other girls laughed. Unfortunately, she couldn't think of a comeback.

Chapter 42

They were about to leave when suddenly, the Comedy Central helicopter landed near them and tons of workmen rushed out with the sets of 2 shows. Late Night With Conan O’Brien and The Daily Show With Jon Stewart! Then, out steps Jon Stewart himself.

"Hello, Jon Stewart here live from paradise. Hawaii? What are you talking about? No... not South America. Japan. Why Japan?" The camera zoomed out revealing the giant Sailor Scouts. "That's why Japan is paradise." The sound affects guy then cued the whistling cheering crowd noise.

"Jon Stewart, live from Japan where earlier today there was a mafia shoot out... ironically these mobsters were from America. What the hell were they doing here?" His eyes looked in the general direction of the Sailor Scouts. "Ah... that's what."




Conan O'Brien then stepped out of the chopper and stood in front of the Sailor Scout's feet to do his opening monologue.

"Authorities are unsure whether or not the growth of women is contagious, or whether it was bought on by an experiment." Conan began in his newscaster voice. "In a related story, Sandy Allen, who holds the Guinness world record for being the tallest woman on earth, has been quarantined."

It didn't take long for other reporters to show up so the scouts split up. Rei and Serena would be with Conan O’Brien and Jon Stewart, while Mina Amy and Lita would be with Oprah, Regis Philmore and Barbara Walters.

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"Sailor Mars," Jon began. "I'm assuming you get news from America every now and then, so tell me: What do YOU think of George Bush's presidency?"

"It's the biggest threat to world peace and security since the Nazis." Rei said firmly. The sound affects guy made crowd laughter come up.

"Couldn't have said it better myself. Ladies and gentlemen, Sailor Mars!"

Meanwhile, Serena was lounging it up with Conan O’Brien.

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"Ok, to the few people out there who actually watch my horrible show, we have a very special guest tonight. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, Sailor Moon. Give her a round of applause everybody." The cameras zoomed out revealing that Conan had his desk in the palm of Serena's hand. A BIG round of applause was followed.

"Hey, I don't remember MY round of applause being that big... what happened to my round of applause? Never mind, never mind. So, Sailor Moon... 115ft tall huh? You don't seem very tall at all?"

The sound affect guy once again played the canned laughter. Serena smiled at Conan's bad comedy.

"Sailor Moon, put my desk out for a second, we're going to see just how much taller than me you are." Serena put Conan's desk down. Conan got up then walked up to Serena's foot. He stood on his tip-toes to try and seem tall. It wasn't working. "Hold on. Max, come here and give me a boost." Once again, more canned laughter.

"Sorry, Conan, you're on your own."

"You're a true friend Max..."

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"Sailor Mercury... what's with the school girl outfit? Mini skirt? Come on now, you're super heroines not prostitutes." Oprah began. Amy, despite how offended she was, kept her cool.

"Being a super hero doesn't get you into the Fortune 500, Oprah, so we wear what comes cheap and school uniform type clothing is something we already had." Amy answered resisting the urge to do the world a favor and crush Oprah. Damn... and we were sooooo close! Meanwhile, Regis was interviewing Mina.

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"So, Sailor Venus, let's cut to the chase. First and foremost, the one thing I've always wanted to ask you; Do you watch my show?"

"I would if we weren't so swamped with homework." Mina replied.

"Superheroes have to pass school too I guess. So, anyway, how’s it feel being so big? You could sit on a building like it was a chair. Wouldn't recommend you try that though." he said, causing Mina to giggle.

"It doesn't feel any different really. Sure, it's harder to hear people but other than that no difference." Mina replied.

"Wow, I would have thought that you felt like Godzilla or something. But I guess you don't since everyone runs away from Godzilla... while with you, everyone runs towards a view up your skirt." Regis said. Mina laughed again. Lita on the other hand, did not have a very courteous interviewer.

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"Sailor Jupiter, let's be blunt. Is it true that you and Sailor Venus are a lesbian couple and that the Sailor Scouts are actually a lesbian activist group playing hero to gain acceptance from a sexist world?" asked Barbara Walters. Why is it that women named Barbara are all bitches? Oh well, anyway.

"NO!! That is NOT true!!" Lita shouted.

"Denial, we've seen it before. Just come on and admit it."

"I have a boyfriend!!" Lita shouted.

"Sure you do hun." Ms. Walters replied rolling her eyes. Lita was quickly finding out the difference between bloodthirsty monsters and professional reporters. Reporters are a lot more determined.

"I am not a lesbian! I can prove it!" she shouted at Barbra Walters.

"Well, do it!"

Luckily for Lita and Mina, the two saw the group of boyfriends running up to the Senshi, with Darien screaming. More preoccupied with the current situation, Lita and Mina picked their boyfriends up and held him in front of Walters.

"See? This is my boyfriend!" proudly declared Lita as she huggled him to her cheek. "He's definitely cuter than Peter Jennings!"

"Young man is this true?" responded Barbra Walters.

"Yeah, it's true. My name is--" a truck honked it's horn, blocking out Somedude's voice, "but people call me Somedude."

"And the blonde's boyfriend is real too?"

"Yeah, dumb-ass," responded the Hispanic boy in Mina's hands. "Name's--" once again, some inane sound affect from the city life blocked out the name, "but I’m better known as Freak Boy."

Barbra Walters shook her head in belief. "Oh, so you're not les, well, I feel stupid." She muttered.

Chapter 43

Meanwhile, Darien and Ben had run up to Serena and Rei to tell them the news about Jack.

"Jack's been arrested?!" Ben shouted.

"Yeah," began Darien. "He's been blamed for everything. The mob shootings, the partying, the monster battle, the dark moon’s return, all of it. Didn't try to run either. He made sure all the blame went to him."

"We thought you'd want to know Rei," finished Ben.

Rei stood still as Barbra Walters and Oprah got together.

"And you're supposed to be a super heroine?" commented Oprah. "Dating a criminal?"

"It figures," continued Walters. "Can you defend your heinous taste in men?"

Rei looked at them both furiously, putting her head right in front of the comparatively tiny reporters.

"You have no idea what you're talking about! Jack is innocent! He helped us!" The sheer power in her voice was enough to make Barbra Walters and Oprah shiver while everyone else looked on.

"I can see the headlines," Jon began. "Bitchy Barbara Butchered & Wicked Winfrey Wasted." This was followed by laughter from both Conan and from the canned laughter machine.

"Rei," Amy began. "I say we bail Jack's ass out of jail before he gets hurt by the people who really belong there."

"Fine..." Rei agreed.

"Oh, before we go..." Freak Boy started.

"What is it?" Mina asked, looking down at him as he stood in the palm of her hand.

"Oprah, Ms. Walter, for what it's worth... you're both the biggest bitches I've ever seen. You guys suck."

"That wasn't really necessary Freak Boy."

"Yes it was. No one insults my girlfriend and gets away with it."

"Well... I guess that's kinda sweet."

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Meanwhile, back at the police station, Jack was being interrogated.

"Mr. McCoy... on your record I see that you are a decent person. You have a family you support. You pay your taxes, and help your land lady take out her garbage. But... behind this veil of normality, I see the makings of a mass murderer." Agent Smith began.

"Bull-fucking-shit!"

"You have single handedly gunned down, in the last 2 years, Mr. McCoy, 75 criminals. Most of them, without... orders. Now, in Japan, you've made even more of a mess of your record Mr. McCoy. We haven't counted all the smoking bodies or property damage yet, but... if you hand over your growth serum; we will let all this slide and give you a clean slate. Think of it, a new beginning... Mr. McCoy. All you need to do is give us the formula."

"Hmmmm... How about... I give you the finger," Jack said, and he did just that. "And I call my attorney in from San Antonio. Then, I give you nothing, Agent Smith... if that IS your real name."

Agent Smith sighed and left the room. He gave the Japanese government specific orders not to let Jack use any phones. He didn't want Jack escaping The Matrix. As they took Jack away, the last thing he did was grab a nearby paper-clip.

Chapter 44

After the interrogation, the cops locked Jack up with a bunch of crooks waiting trial. One of them tried to get friendly. In less than 2 minutes, he was rushed off to the nearest hospital with a severe concussion.

"We didn't mean anything, sir."

"Don't want any trouble, sir."

"We was just kiddin', sir."

"What a tough bunch of felons. Truly fearsome..." The guard joked as he looked at all the felons scrunched up as far away from Jack as possible.

"He was a bad egg, that one, sir. Not like the rest of us, sir. The rest of us are perfectly straight, and would never dream of trying anything sir."

"Bull shit... you're lousy liars." Jack said smugly.

It's funny that Jack stole the paper clip before being hauled off. It was just reflex that made him do it. Habit, I suppose. Paperclips are good for picking locks. He won't need to be picking any locks though... he can prove his innocence, even without his attorney. Wanting to call his attorney was just a formality anyway. He didn't really need him.

"McCoy, you got company." The cop said as he threw in two familiar looking writers.

"Hey... watch the coat, this was expensive." Freak Boy said as he stood up. He was dressed up like Neo from the scene where they rescued Morphius in The Matrix. Somedude was wearing a similar outfit.

"What are you guys doing here... and... why are you guys dressed like that?"

"We're here to break you out." Somedude said. "The clothes were Freak Boy's idea."

"Well... I always wanted to wear them and... now seemed like the perfect time." He said as he put on a smile.

"When we get out of here... remind me to kick your ass." Jack said, shaking his head.

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"Freak Boy and Somedude got caught... and all their weapons got confiscated. Freak Boy tried to pull off moves from The Matrix, but he tripped and fell flat on Somedude." Darien said as he left the station.

"What does he think this is a bad movie?" Rei asked.

"It’s not like this is one of their cheaply written stories! They can’t perform the impossible, like in The Matrix!!" Serena added.

"Let’s just break the roof off and get them out of jail." Rei said, obviously annoyed at the events of the day.

"Somehow" began Amy, "the five of us busting them out of jail would probably only make things worse."

Rei sighed at the logic of Amy. All she could do now was wait for contact from Jack.

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"I thought this day was bad", began Jack. "I nearly got my head blown off, was crushed by a bunch of clones from the Twilight Zone, and then got thrown in jail because Don King didn't realize what the hell was happening. But no, You two have to go and screw everything up!"

"Hey!" shouted back Somedude. "It was Freak Boy's idea to dress us up in that ridiculous outfit, and try and attack the guards!"

Freak Boy said nothing, but simply sighed. The cell the three occupied was silent for five minutes until someone came.

"Smith," began Freak Boy.

"You two," the man said pointing to Freak Boy and Somedude, "are free to go. Since you didn't hurt anyone, we can't convict you."

"Works for me," began Somedude as he stood up. Before he could leave, he was stopped by Jack.

"Wait!"

"What?"

Jack said nothing at first, but gave Somedude a bag full of diamonds. "Don't ask me how I got them. Just give them to Rei, and tell her to hire me a lawyer!"

Somedude nodded in response as he walked out of the cell, only to see Freak Boy confronting Smith.

"I know who you are," began Freak Boy.

Smith just sighed. "I don't know what you're talking about."

Freak Boy looked at Smith confidently, and then hit him square in the face, knocking him out.

"Uh, why did you do that?" asked Jack.

"He's an agent. Soon, he'll possess another body."

"Uh, Freak Boy?"

"What?"

"He's not morphing or anything. You just knocked out the guard that let us go."

"Oh. In that case..."

"Run like hell?" suggested Somedude.

"Good idea."

Jack could only look on as his two would-be messengers ran out of the prison.

"I'm screwed", he muttered to himself.

Chapter 46

Jack sat at the defendant's table. He saw Somedude, Ben, and Darien walk in and sit in the row right behind him.

"All rise for the honarable Judge Reinhold," said the bailiff. Everyone in the jury laughed. "Show some respect for Judge Reinhold! .... I'm sorry Judge," said the Bailiff as Mr. Reinhold walked in.

"Ah, it's ok... it's more laughs than I got in Head Office. Is the plaintiff prlesent?"

"Yes, your honor," said the Japanese attorney in the plaintiff's table.

"Is the defendant present?"

"Hey guys, where's the attorney you got?" asked Jack.

"He's-" before Somedude could finish, Freak Boy rode through the doors on a motor scooter wearing a blazer and mirror lens sunglasses. He had a brief case, out of it were hanging a string of Vienna Sausages. Following the string were a bunch of Goats.

"Jack, your attorney has arrived." Freak Boy said as he walked up to the defendant's table. He kicked the normal chair aside and replaced it with a reclining chair with built in drink holder and fold out mini flat screen TV, DVD/VHS combo player and a tray to hold his popcorn. "Freak Boy, attorney at law presiding."

"No! No, this man is not my lawyer," Jack shouted.

"Mr. McCoy, you're out of order!"

"He's not even a lawyer!"

"Jack, in South Texas, anyone who passes the bar can be a lawyer," Freak Boy said.

"You haven't passed the bar! And this isn't South Texas," Jack hissed.

"They don't know that," Freak Boy said.

"Your honor," the plaintiff began, "may I point out that this man is not a lawyer... and we are relatively sure this isn't South Texas."

"Your honor," began Freak Boy, "may I point out that I've seen all your movies, including Zandalee and Vice Versa."

"I'm going to allow it," said Judge.

"At this point I would like it noted that neither myself nor my client recognize this court's authority," Freak Boy said.

"Very well," Judge responded. "Raise the roof for your Jury!"

Into the room stepped Snoop Dogg, MC Hammer, Notorious BIG, Tupac, Ice Cube, and many more!

"Oh my god, they're all black," Jack said sadly. "Where's Eminem?"

"I think we may have some trouble with MC Hammer."

"The defense may make it's opening statement," said Judge Reinhold.

"Relax," Freak Boy said, "the way to win over a black jury is to make sure they know you're one of them--that you understand them."

"Thanks, Freak Boy."

Freak Boy stood before the jury. "Renowned rappers of the jury, Jack McCoy is just like you. He knows what it's like when the clerk at the store won't take your food stamps," all the rappers frowned. "He LOVES grape soda," at this point the rappers clenched their fists. "and he looks forward to his welfare checks!"

The rappers began growling and looking ferocious as Freak Boy waved his arms in the air. "Hey! Hoooo! Heeeey! Hoooo! Thank you."

Freak Boy took a seat and Jack sighed. "Great, now the jury hates us."

"I've got them eating out of the palm of my hand," Freak Boy said. As if on queue, one of the rappers threw a microphone at Jack, knocking him in the head.

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"The defense may call it's witnesses," said Judge.

"I'd like to call to the stand... Lori Roberts! A surprise witness," Freak Boy said. Lori, a hot busty blonde took the stand.

"State your name and occupation."

"I'm Lori Roberts... I work at the Mall."

"Do you remember seeing ME at the mall?" asked Freak Boy.

"Yeah... you're the guy they kicked out of the bookstore."

"What is your phone number, Ms. Roberts? May I remind you that you are under oath."

Lori sighed. "376-6421."

"Thank you, you can step down. I now call to the stand, Jack McCoy."

Chapter 45

"Jack's going to stand trial in like two days. We have to hire him an attorney." Somedude told the other girls, while standing in the palm of Lita's hand.

"Terrific... this whole mess just keep's getting better." Rei said with a sigh. "How are we gonna get the money to afford an attorney?"

"Jack provided that too." Somedude said as he pulled out the bag full of diamonds. "Don't ask where he got them; just use them to hire an attorney."

"Will do but..." Rei trailed off and poured two or three diamonds out of the bag. "Some gifts to keep wouldn't hurt."

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The girls had searched for an attorney for a day and a half but no one would help them. Most of them said:

"I'm not touching this case with a fifty foot pole."

"Jack's trial is in half a day and we still don't have an attorney." Rei sighed.

"Cheer up Rei," Serena said. "At least the jail has visiting hours from 2 to 4 every day."

"Shut up meatball head!" Rei shouted.

"So," began Freak Boy. "You need an attorney to help Jack win this... I'LL TAKE THE CASE!" Freak Boy shouted.

"NO!" everyone shouted in unison.

"That's really nice of you Freak Boy but..." Rei trailed off.

"Nope, I insist. I'll win Jack's freedom or die trying."

"Any chance of the second one happening within the next 12 hours?" Serena asked. This caused Mina to punch her in the arm.

"Freak Boy may be strange, but he knows what he's doing.... I hope."

Chapter 47

"So, Jack, IF I MAY CALL YOU THAT, where were you when the Berlin Wall fell?"

"I don't know... probably at home watching TV. I don't remember."

"He doesn't remember," Freak Boy said accusingly. "Jack, in 6th grade did you or did you not place a thumbtack on Mr. Pantuso's chair?"

"What? That was you."

"Yes or no will do, Mr. McCoy."

"No."

"May I remind you that you are under oath?"

"No! That was you!"

"Your honor," Freak Boy said, "strike that from the record. Mr. McCoy, show us on the doll where they touched you!" Freak Boy produced a little rag doll.

"What?! Nobody touched me!"

"There's no running from your past, WHO TOUCHED YOU?"

"I hate you..." was all Jack could say as he folded his arms over his chest.

The trial went the same way for the rest of the day, ending when the trial adjourned until the next day. Freak Boy, Somedude and the rest were leaving to go stay in their hotel when the media swarmed them again.

"Oh my god," Jack said, "look at all the press."

"Relax, I've got it covered," Freak Boy said confidently. "Here's Mr. Guilty, boys. Fire away." With that, Freak Boy stepped aside allowing the media easy access to Jack.

"Mr. McCoy," began a reporter, "wouldn't you be better defended by a stupid monkey?"

Freak Boy suddenly stepped between the reporters and Jack. "No further questions!"

Chapter 48

TRIAL OF THE CENTURY! DAY 2.

"Freak Boy, my ass is in your hands! Call a witness that's relevant to the case!"

"Alright, alright. The defense now calls to the stand... George Lucas!" George Lucas took the stand and swore the oath.

"State your name and latest film."

"Uh, George Lucas. Star Wars, Episode I: Phantom Menace."

"And would you say that Menace was as good a movie as, oh say, Empire?"

"Yes, I think it's the best movie I've made yet."

"Permission to treat this witness as hostile," Freak Boy said, rolling up his sleeves. "Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that in Empire, Obi-wan tells Luke that Yoda is the Jedi Master who trained him, but in Menace Liam Neeson trains him?"

"Well, the--uh, the power of myth--"

"And how do you explain that Obi-wan tells Luke that Anakin was an accomplished star fighter when they met, but when they meet him in Menace he's just a little boy who never left Tattooine?"

"See, my kids thought--"

"Isn't it true that you knew this was a bad movie, that you wrote it over a weekend, but kept tellin' people you had it done for years--"

Freak Boy was interrupted by the plaintiff. "Objection! The Pod-race was... pretty cool."

"May I remind your honor that you've never been in a Lucas film, and you were age applicable for the Liam Neeson role."

Judge Reinhold thought for a few seconds. "I'm going to allow it."

"Mr. Lucas," Freak Boy continued, "I want my $8 back." George Lucas sniffled, then handed over the $8. "Get him out of my sights!" When Lucas was escorted out of the courtroom, Freak Boy continued.

"The Defense now calls... Steven Spielberg."

"Your honor," interjected the plaintiff. "What is the point of this?"

"I agree," said Judge Reinhold.

"May I remind your honor that you've also never been in a Spielberg film."

"I was in Gremlins," Judge said.

"BUT not Gremlins 2."

"Hey," he said with a smile. "You're right. Uh, I'm going to allow it."

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Spielberg took the stand.

"What was the deal with Hook?! I want my eight bucks back."

Spielberg handed the eight bucks over. Freak Boy continued calling up directors of bad movies and bad actors, demanding refunds for the rest of the day.

Jack just slammed his head into the desk repeatedly. The giantesses were watching the events on Court TV and Rei was about ready to cry. Once again, perverts were gathered by their ankles, claiming to be watching the trial, but really looking up their panties.

Chapter 49

The trial was not going well, it looked bleak for Jack. Then, the closing statements began.

"Ok, closing statements," Judge said.

"None needed," said the plaintiff.

"Make this good, Freak Boy," Jack pleaded. Freak Boy stood up and cleared his throat.

"Esteemed rappers of the jury, my client, Jack McCoy cannot be blamed for what has taken place in these last few days. When my client was producing his 'growth serum' he was on the grounds of Tokyo High School.

"Now, shouldn't the high school know what all students are doing on their grounds? My client informed the school of his experiment, this was a school science project! Did the school do anything? NO! I think not!!

"They allowed my client to produce and test his serum ON SCHOOL GROUNDS! This was the responsibility of the Tokyo Public School District to check the science projects of their students, therefore, this incident is a direct result of negligence on the part of the Tokyo Public School District. Esteemed rappers, you know what I'm saying is true. So, make the right choice. If the glove does not fit, then you must acquit!"

Jack, Darien, Ben, Somedude, Mina, Amy, Rei, Serena, and Lita all stared awestruck at Freak Boy's amazing closing statement. It's not clear whether Freak Boy actually went to law school or not but, he certainly knows all he things to say in order to make himself sound like an attorney.

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!!!FEEL THE SUSPENSE!!!
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"We, the jury, have made our decision." said MC Hammer.

"Wow... in less than five minutes, huh?" asked Judge Reinhold.

"We find the defendant, Jack McCoy, not guilty."

"YES!! Score one for the Freak Boy!"

Chapter 50

Later that night, there was a big dinner. The girls were given the antidote and were now normal sized... well... maybe a foot and a few inches taller than normal. They now averaged about 6’7” in height.
"I propose a toast," Jack began. "to my life long friend, who bailed me out of trouble when I did nothing but doubt and insult him, Freak Boy."

"Sorry we ever doubted you buddy." Somedude said.

"I forgive you. Now, enough with the damn formalities, I’m hungry! Can I cut the roast?" he asked with a grin.

"Go ahead Freak Boy." Ben said with a smile as Amy leaned up against his shoulder.

"Sweet!" Freak Boy pulled a chainsaw out of nowhere and cranked it up. The girls stared wide eyed and nervous. Jack sighed; Somedude and Ben smacked themselves in the forehead.

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Well, that about wraps it up. As for how our heroes ended up, let's see how they're doing 7 months after the whole mess...

Jack moved in with Rei. He used the diamonds that Rei didn't keep to start his own company. He calls it McCoy corp. He became a multi billionaire by patenting his growth serum and selling it to farmers across the world, helping to solve the problem of world hunger.

Darien and Serena's future has been written from the start, so I don't think I need to stress anything about their future together except that she had to go shopping for some new clothes to fit her slightly taller self.

Ben and Amy have been dating for the last 7 months. They both got jobs as the head of R&D at McCoy corp. Working together has just made their relationship, and their banking accounts, stronger than ever.

Freak Boy and Somedude got jobs at the McCoy Corp. publishing department. They've just finished their first book about the events that brought the group together. Their girlfriends, Lita and Mina work with them for the most part. Lita is head of security, while Mina is the spokesperson for McCoy corp.


THE END.

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"So, Lucifer, what do you think?" Freak Boy asked.

"Uhm... I don't know Freak Boy. I don't think it was very good." Lucifer said.

"OH COME ON!! What's not to like?"

"Well, for one thing, I'm not in it. And another, this story makes absolutely no sense at all. It's just one random thing after another. There's no constant story. And it needs more sex and violence."

"Lucifer, you're way too picky. I mean, look at the Bible! That's nothing but a bunch of repetitive redundant nonsense, but you're in that! Does that make it a good book?"

"If I'm in it, then yes."

"Fine... I'll squeeze you into the ending somewhere."

"How about me?" asked Jesus.

"You're already in the story."

"Well, what about me?"

"Buddha, you already got a cameo, now everyone leave! The story's done... at least, until the sequel."

THE END.

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