It was a clear blue day in Washington D.C but in the small white room where Private Sam Ericson sat it was an irritating situation. Five men were in the small whit
e room a Lieutenant a Major and two M.Ps stood behind Jason the two were laughing ok…ok… said the Major tell us the story again he said finally calming down
. It’s not fucken funny Sam shouted slamming his fist on the Lieutenant’s desk my fucken squad died out there he said angrily so the least you could do is not laugh
And that’s why your hear said the Lieutenant your squad went AWOL some where in the mountainous region of Afghanistan you were gone for over 30 days in a period of war that’s an offense said the Lieutenant. Will if you just let me expla
in said Jason we’ve heard your story we’ve all heard your story even the Chaplin heard your story said the Major its bullshit he said there’s no secret world of giant
people in some cave in Afghanistan he said its bullshit. Except it said an MP your going to the crazy home he said but its true its all true! Sam yeah said the other MP in crazy land where it rains beer and I get an autograph by Bugs Bunny said the other MP. Damnit Rich said the other MP way to say something stupid so ok
asks Sam what if I just accept this and give up what happens next. Well since you don’t really have a choice in the matter we called for a pycs eval said the Lieutenant when he gets hear you can tell us this story one more time before he decides your state of mind and whether you can stand trial he said. He should be hear soon said the Major do you want anything to eat I Know it’s been a long night?. Yes sir said Jason! ok good I’ll have some one send us down something from th
e mess said the Major I heard it’s BLt day he said my favorite. The Major got on the phone and Sam thought about last nights events he thought about the long flight home the rat hole prison he’d staid in .In Afghanistan and now these basturds were clearly fucken with him he wish he and sarge had made it out togeth
er he needed him right now. The two officers excused those selves and Sam was left with the two MPs his food came and he ate in silence after a while the two officers and a man that Sam didn’t recognize entered. Hello my name is doctor Nathan
Burgh he said holding out his hand Sam realized he was not military the Major told Sam that he was a civilian pyics Jason felt at ease with the man he’d had enough
of military people. Sam held out his hand and they shook hands ok so lets hear your story ok and don’t worry if I jot down a few notes he said warmly its ok Sam nodded towards the man. Fine said Sam he sat back in his chair and began
to reflect on all the events but I don’t think you’ll believe me those fags didn’t he said and smirked the first laugh he’d had in 39 days since he’d found his way out
of the hellish world since he found his way back to camp Freedom and his arrest as soon as he’d entered that was the worst. Don’t be a smart ass said the Lieutenant get started he said in his don’t fuck with me voice yes sir said Sam. Camp
Freedom was a piss ant little place that smelled like shit and Derek Meyers complained about it he did this often some times three times a day shouting over the sound of rap music and what the hell are you guys playing its Eminen said private Sam Ericson he’s the only good white rapper out there he said. He’s the only
white rapper said Jason Miller why do we listen to this shit all the time said Derek Meyers I mean I got a Cage the Elephant cd hear who? You know Cage the Elephant they did the song aint no rest for the wicked it was in that video game.Wich video game said Sam Ericson I play a lot of video games he said witch is a pain in the ass says Jason Miller I went to a bar and I needed a wing man he
said and this guy was to busy playing Call of Duty black opps to help me.Hay ladies said a loud voice at the door were moving out it was sergeant Mike Rentols he was 25 and a veteran of many battles he’d been hear since the beginni
ng of the war.First in Iraq then transfer to Afghanistan roomer had it that he was in a unit of four special opts soldiers and the previous sergeant went crazy and had all h
is men killed in a suicide mission he forced them to go into. Well almost all his men Mike Rentols had survived and escaped the battle he managed to sneak around t
he rocks they were hiding behind get to higher rocks and kill all of the enemy with his sniper rifle.Come on pack your gear and get to the jeep you have 15 mints to
get ready he said. The men got up and grabbed there guns, rashons,and ammo ready sir they said in unison.They moved and went to the door nice said se
rgeant Rentols we are the unit that’s always prepared ok lets go. They walked out the door into the piss hole Derek constantly reminded them that they were forced
to live in ok said the sergeant when they got to the jeep hears what we are doing today. He held out a map command has received Intel from a informant that a H
VT is hiding in a cave so lucky us gets to play hide and seek says Derek no says Sergeant Rentols we know where he’s hiding we just got to go get him says the ser
geant. So we’re driving to the cave and meeting Sergeant Brian Winter’s squad and getting him so we’re in and out and shipped home for some leave sound good m
en? Says the sergeant. They all say sir yes sir and climb in the sergeant drives and they leave the camp and head into the mountains finally after three hours they pa
rk the jeep and the sergeant turns to them and says this is the part you’ll hate me for we have to walk the last fifteen miles sorry.They grown and get the gear and beg
in the long hellish hike you know what would be fun how bout we all sing says Ericson
how bout we don’t says Meyers how about we play the where would we rather be game says Meyers chill dude he’s only trying to help says Millers finally they reach th
e cave Derek Meyers says so this is the place he’s hiding in looks like shit of cores to
them it’s probably a palace. Could you not bitch for five seconds says Remtols that’s where I’d rather be in a world where Derek Meyers doesn’t bitch so much Hay guy
s I don’t like the feel of this says Sam Ericson where is Sergeant Winters? Oh he’s probably running late you know shit happens says Sergeant Rentals. Do you think we should contact him says Derek? I think we should give him five minutes says Rentols it wont throw the hole operation to wait five minutes. So they wait five minutes pass hum says Mike Rentols he’s not hear yet shit Jason get on t
he horn and contact his ass and find out where the fuck he’s at he better not be in a Mc Donald’s drive threw getting his fat ass a milk shake says the sergeant yes sir s
ays Jason Miller he grabs the radio from his pack. This is hornet one to hive where is hornet two come in hive says Jason mean while Sam Ericson looks at the cave he can’t figure it out but his gut says go to the cave. As he moves to the cave
he remembers what his old drill sergeant told them all ways trust your gut boys as a army ranger it can save your ass out there he says now fifty more push up’s he shouts Sam enters the cave and looks around its large and seams to be quite short for a cave. Then he see’s something strange a door but a human l
ooking door it looks like a door to a familiar place like his house back in no it can’t be but the door seamed friendly inviting to him he walked to it felt it and twisted the door knob. It swung open he step threw and his mouth dropped opened he looked around it was a every day department store like a Khools suddenly he felt a rumbling he looked to see a giant high heal shoe pass him and loo
k up he was shrunk in this world are for all he new universe. He only had a short moment to take it in suddenly there was an explosion and the giant woman roared in anger her heal moving back as she took a step back and then gun fire move boys some one shouted Sam roared around the instinked of months of combat taking control of him and jumped behind the closest cover he could find. Witch happened to be a pillar at the bottom of a clothes rack and took every thing in
he didn’t see anything where was all the shooting coming from he saw the giant woman stammering around like a wiled elephant and saw a white parachute falling from the sky the man in it was wearing a gray uniform as he landed next to him.He got on his radio mission complete he said moving to next target over negative the government pigs will be on us soon said who ever he was talking to recomm
end rally and fight and escape said the voice there’ll be to many of them yes sir the man said and turned to Sam Who are you working for he said I don’t recognize the uniform he asked? Gun fire continued in the back ground the Col…. But Sam is cut off suddenly they are being shot at shit the man says doesn’t matter who you work for cover me he said and returns fire Sam didn’t know what was going on but he new help the man next to you and fired back towards
the man. Then a foot came down in front of them and a Latino girl bent down to see them oh is this what all this is about she said I’ll fix this and raised her white heal above them oh shit I was so busy contsintrating on that guy I forgot the women they are our biggest problem he said. Then she stopped and stood th
ere and then said no I think I’ll put you on my wash cloth and wash my self with you she said Sam was scared and froze she bent down and picked him up and the othe
r guy and dropped them into her purse. She then started walking Sam sat on the bottom of her purse with a boner some how the image of being rubbed all over a hot Spanish girls body turn him on but that fucken thing away the other man shouted sorry aah sir Sam said he noticed the man’s uniform and the insignia
that stated he was a corporal. By the way who are you working for said the other man? Sir the coalition forces led by the U.S and the UN said Sam you look like
your wearing your uniform from the golf war he said the man that was over twenty years ago I heard of a man loving his uniform but this is extreme. What said the
man… but he was cut off as the perse open and a hand reached in oh shit and picked him up fire your gun damn it the corpora shouted then he heard th
e woman yell Angelica I got you something at the store what is it Vanessa said Angelica we have new bath buddies she said I’m trying mine now she said eagerly.She picked up Sam and removed his clothes silly man you wont need this stuff any more she said throwing his pack and helmet carelessly on the floor she then started the shower and grabbed a wash cloth still holding Sam she step
ped in the shower don’t go any where she said still holding him in her palm and grabbing the soap she rubbed it on him all Sam could see taste and smell was soap he tried to breave then the soap left his vision and was replaced by the sight of skin oh shit Sam said as he hit her body I think I’ll start with my boobs s
he said as she picked up the wash cloth she dragged it up as slow as possible Sam was trapped in the wash cloth as she rubbed it against her boobs. I also have to remember to get my ass whole too she said oh no Sam said as
she moved the wash cloth to her ass hole and stuck him in. Maybe I can get your buddy over there to clean my pussy she said you know how those soldier boys always want sex she said that’s a good ideal said the other man you know how they say Latino girls are all sluts he said standing on top of the purse. Oh she said angrily I’m going to make you regret those words she screamed and dropped Sam on to the shower floor and moved towards the other guy she was now wal
king to him ok you Latino slut come get the dildo he said to himself and picked up a dilldo grenade and thru it into her pussy.What the… and then it exploded she screamed and stepped back Sam had finally made his way out of the shower
as her foot headed right towards him he instinctively rolled to his left as she hit the wall and collapse to the floor. She’ll be out for a while get your stuff and let’s go yes sir said Sam and grabbed his clos and helmet and pack bye the way what the
hell was that said Sam? Oh just a special weapon we created you see when fighting giant women you have to get creative with your tactics he said now let’s go right
said Sam. They left the room out side the cave time passes differently it had only been a minute since Sam had left them Jason and Derek stood in the middle of there legendary bullshit conversation no fucken way Mat Sanchez could no
t make it to the super bowl with the Jets said Derek.Why not I mean the Jets are one off the better teams in the AFC east they beat the Patriots last year I think th
at speaks for it’s self says Jason Yeah but the following week they were beat by the Stee
lers they can’t hold up against that kind of strength and also the pat…Hay ladies im on the horn shut the hell up said sergeant Mike that’s better again im trying to reach Brian Winters where is he?. What said the sergeant oh know oh know said Jason mockingly trying his best to sound like the mustache guy from family g
uy the sergeant turned to him and said they haven’t heard from Winters in four hours apparently his base was further then ours so he started first said the sergeant.Hmmm and Sam is gone said Derek really! The sergeant I hadn’t noticed
over your loud and annoying conversation and any ways its Packer’s all the way said the sergeant so what do we do now said Jason? I guess we search the cave see if they were captured or something said the sergeant they slowly approach the cave
and look in side it’s small said Derek really a cave in the desert and the first thing he points out it’s small as my English teacher told me in high school don’t use sand box words said the sergeant what said Jason? Never mind said the sergeant. What do you see asks the sergeant? A door what? Said the sergeant a door it looks inviting said Derek like a door in my home town of Ruston said Derek um said the sergeant and walks in. They look at it for a while all three of them af
raid to touch it what now asks Jason? Open it said the sergeant now said Jason? No at te
a time in London said the sergeant sarcastically should we do it like we are breaching a house asks Jason Miller? I don’t know it doesn’t seam hostel said the serg
eant curiously Derek what do you think asked the sergeant?. Derek Meyers looked and said I know it seams normal but my mom always told me to err on the side of coshen he said so we breach it he said ok said the sergeant normal positions this brought sadness to the group of three men because one was absent no he would be found and the answer was threw this door. They got in position
s one on either side of the door and Jason in front he reached for the knob his hart pounding damn he thought you never get used to this no matter how many times y
ou do it he opened it and moved to the side looking in what! Jason.Ok lets go said the other man right said Sam and they moved to the giant door and peard down th
e hall look you got to be careful said the other man they are every where haa you sou
nd paranoid said Sam like Russian Communist he said trying to talk with the best accent he could man your not vary good at this said the other man like my mother use to tell me don’t quit your day job he said with a smirk. What other day job said Sam Vanessa Vanessa you there? Oh shit said Sam as he heard the sou
nd of a person walking as Angelica appear out of her room she looked Latino kind of
like Vanessa but darker wow said Sam and she walked past them into the bath room and screamed. She’s dead run said the other man and she looked out the door an
d saw them awe did you do this? She laughed she never could handle her men properly but its ok Ill fix that I plan to use you to you die she said evilly hope you wrote your wills she said laughing and snatched them up what to do what to do she
said? Um I could smash you with my ass yeah a lap dance she said how do you feel abo
ut that she said? They didn’t say anything just looked at her maybe it was all the years of war and the training they had endured but the corporal was tired even th
ow he never would admit it he was tired of the fighting the battles and all this he just wan
ted peace. Um she said I could ea… ma am said the corporal I surrender he said what she said curiously she had never had a man surrender to her before she was
dumbfounded struck and looked at him a tiny man in her hand. She felt empowe
red like an emprise she could say what ever she wanted she could say yes no fuck you
witch if you think about it was no just a more rude way she again looked at them no she said I don’t think I am taking prisoners today then kill us quick he said do
n’t make us suffer he said no I think I’ll keep you for a while she said and I have just
the ideal you are going to die in the most slowly and painfully way possible she said and guess what no one answered she slapped her palms together and said again in
a more agitated voice when I say guess what you answer me got it! Ok what said Sam? I’m going to put you in my but when I get a massage to day and then as a
bonus drop you in that water the woman put there feet in and let you dround under some girl’s feet she said excitedly and started walking my appointment happens
to be in fifteen minutes she said. She grabbed her shoes and walked out the front door and down the stairs that led to the street she opened the door and Sam look
ed around they were in a city her house was one of those apartments in the city like in D.C how am I in D.C im supposed to be in Afghanistan said Sam. I love this dude says the corporal Sam I want what your smoking I need to be mellow he said t
hat or dead I can make that happen right now said the girl want to be friends with my size four shoe she asks evilly she stops for a second and thinks about it no she
says I think I’ll wait your have plenty of time to make friends with women’s feet where your going and steps into her red convertible closing the door and tosses them into
the cup holder. She startes the car and playes with her radio well says the corporal what a pickle I expected to be dead a long time ago this is god prolongin
g my pain for not being a better Christian you’ll be closer to your god soon says Angelica that is after you’ve been crushed to death Sam is angrier then he’s ever bee
n before you bitch he surrendered he gave up don’t you have a hart? You don’t torcher a person who surrendered awe little man is so cute when he’s mad but it’s quiet
time she says meaning I’m tired of hearing your mouths she said grabbing them and picking them up. I know she says and lowers them to her back side and pulls
opened her black sweat pants dropping them in Sam notices she is not wearing under wear as they fall in and tumble down she waits and then stands up to let them fall
more Sam grabs the fabric and hangs there she then sits down oww this is a great beat I don’t think any one will mind if I grind will they she stops and waits Sam and
the corporal can’t speak they are under her but cheek no she says and begins to move her but grinding harder and harder into the seat. Sam yells in pain as he is rub
bed into her skin and his body burns all over awe man she says to bad I don’t have you guys taped to my strip pool that would give a whole new definition to the fraise strip tease she laughs’ and then the song ends its quiet now. Sam can’t move he is plastered to her but cheek and can’t feel any thing he looks at the only t
hing he can see witch is her skin Corporal he tries to say pealing his face off the skin of her ass.He looks but the way he is position he cant move any where he is laying
vertically with his head on the curve of the seat of the car so the but cheap is crushing his body sir he shouts I’m ok a voice says back to him oh thank god says Sam. My name is Jim he says to Sam Jim Adams he says and I’ve been in this damn fight since Sept 11 20001 he said I’m glad to end it he said glad to…wait says
Sam did you say September 11 20001? Yeah why asks Jim because that’s how long our war has been going on he said what war asks Jim because you aren’t making a
ny sense. I mean a strange soldier comes out of know where and doesn’t even know what the hell is going on and I have to save his ass twice because if I didn’t he
still be there like a fucken dear in head lights he said. Why don’t you answer my questions because I walked in this strange land like Alice threw the rabbet whole he said fi
rst why are there giant women and all the men I’ve seen are two inches asks Sam. Ok I’ll tell you what I know he said from what I remember I was a soldier on duty a
t the Pentagon it was 9 30 and a green light suddenly moved across the parking lot it was more like a wall of green like like the force fields in Star Wars he said any ways It was moving towards me and I remember just standing there looking like I was transfix on it he said. Every one else was hightailing it out of there he said but I was not moving finely it hit me I felt cold like the coldest January day ever I felt empty like all the hope had been crushed in front of me he shivered to emphasize his point wow said Sam. We had all been shrunk at first we only thought it was every one in the area but that all changed when we saw th
e first women almost step on us as they walked around looking for us lots of us had been accidentally killed weather it been they step on flushed down the toilet or a wife
girl friend or sister not knowing they were there and washing them with the londry he said sadly. Wow said Sam yeah said Jim and it only got worse later that day H
illary Clinton got on TV and announced that she was now ruler of the world and the force field had given all women eternal youth and her gloryess plan to unite all women
of the world under one banner hers. Sam then said I always new Hillary hated men who would of guessed man the boys back home aren’t going to believe this he sa
id yeah said Jim I didn’t either he said pausing for a minute then the ground shook they realized the woman was standing up they were still plastered to her ass as the
y heard her leave her car. They couldn’t see anything but they heard another door open
ed and her say Samantha I’d think I’ll take that massage said Angelica ok said a woman right this way Sam and Jim froze they heard foot steps and saw the curton of
her pants fall away from them like the curton of a play parting and Sam got his first look
at the room and the girl Samantha. She was young with black hair and wearing a white uniform and short skirt these your friends she asked no said Angelica not friends m
ore like unwanted people you have to deal with kind of like a boss are annoying co workers
she said ok so I don’t have to go easy on them no hit them as hard as you can ok she said no Jim screamed as she reached her hands for her ass.She then reached her hands over them and began pounding Angelica’s ass and rubbing it Sam and Jim got the rub down as they were pushed over her ass then she pulled her
hands away Sam and Jim were stuck to her hand as she moved up and down her back n
ow the front said Samantha. Angelica turned over and Samantha reached for her boobs first Sam watched as they came into view like the view you see of a mountane
ss approach from a helicopter except this was no helicopter ride as they got closer and
closer to her boobs finally contact and they were pushed into the skin.Oh said Samantha you have been under a lot of stress it looks like your skin is so hard yeah repli
ed Angelica a little more to the right and really push in the skin she said. No they screa
med but they went unnoticed as she pushed in a ton of pressure was suddenly put on them finely after fifteen minutes she was done and now for the rest of the body a
nd moved down the stomach and legs and then the feet.Ok said Samantha time for th
e foot bath follow me and hear are your guest she said extending her hand to Angelica they were a major help said Samantha they might have a future career hear she s
aid sorry but there execution awaits said Angelica. Oh well there are plenty more slaves to go around she said as Angelica walked here you go she said approaching a tub with warm water enjoy thanks’ said Angelica as she put her feet in. Well
boys anything to say Jim looked at Sam you got to betray me said Jim what said Sam push me in said Jim no said Sam you’re my fre wanted to say friend but It soun
ded to unperfeshinal he was his superior officer you couldn’t be friends with your superior .You have to said Jim you can make a better life for your self I wasted years fighting for a lost cause when I could of sold out to the government and had a better life don’t waste your life fighting for this we are fools thinking we could chan
ge things he said. I can’t said Sam he pleads with him I can’t …look yelled Jim as your superior I am ordering you to push me into the water he said now do it you worthle
ss pile of dog shit you fagot Sam face flushed red. Yeah Jim said only a fagot like you wouldn’t have the balls to kill me your Allen from two and a half men no Allen at
least has some balls your more like suddenly Sam charged at him and pushed with all his might Jim fell back words and Sam watched him fall. As he fell Sam said good bye friend may you have better luck in the next life as he watched Jim hit the water Sam saluted holding his hand to the side of his forehead. Don’t worry
you’ll be joining him now! Angelica as she flicked him with her finger Sam was stunned and only had time to gasp as he soon felt him self hit the warm water and subme
rge from under it. It reminded him of when he was in high school and he was on his school’s swim team standing on the diving board he could almost hear his old swim co
ach Mr. Thompson is that you asked Sam no it’s the fucken Easter bunny! The voice suddenly Sam saw Jim he blinked two times what the? What am I doing hear oh sai
d Jim but he was interrupted. Awe while you guys are there meet my feet said Angelica as she lifted her feet over the tub stop! A young black girl wearing a black unifo
rm put your feet down said the women fuck you said Angelica .Oh bitch you couldn’t fuck me even if I was gay spic’s aren’t my type now hand over the man in the cam
mo you know what one I mean you can keep the other one he’s of no interest to my people she said you can have him over my dead body nigger said Angelica as
she threw a punch the black girl side stepped and stuck her left foot in between her legs. She fell forward onto the black woman’s chest not a lesbian said the black woma
n you shore do like my boobs she said Angelica then bit her chest as hard as she could ouch said the black cop and punched her in the stomach she fell backwards
towards a chair the black cop grabbed her and forced her in the chair I think you need to sit in time out for a while she said to her then I think I’ll take your friends ove
r hear she said reaching into the water to grab Sam and Jim.Sargent Rentals stood on the other side of the door and looked around a shopping mall it was a fucken sho
pping mall of all the stupid shit he said stomping his feet wow said Derek Meyers Jason Millers stood there ok ladies we aren’t hear to sight see said the Sergeant le
ts go they walked past the giant clothes racks hanging over them like trees look sir said a voice people yeah said another voice stop right there ! The second voice are y
ou government are Yankees he said. We are tourists said Derek tourists don’t have guns said a condescending voice coming from a man sitting on a tank he hopped off
and this aint Disney world so get he said they stood there my name is sergeant Mike Rentals we are part of the one hundred fifteenth army rangers an elite division in t
he united states army son there aint no more United states said a man with a southern accent. What the hell are you talking bout said Derek look about...sir said a man
sitting on the tank sergeant Hank is having trouble taming a giant woman he said needs us to bring in the heavy hammer he said fuck he said we already had a hard
day can’t he get Jeff to bring in his nukes no sir commander said we are the closest to his sector he said.Ok tell him we are on the way you guys are coming with us ok
he said might need help glad to lend a hand said Mike lets go he said what said Derek your going to let him boss us around like that he out ranks us said Rentals no
w lets go. Holed on said the man ok said Mike and they got on .The tank started with a roar and Jason almost fell off as it started and sped up and they drove. Fire
! we got her on the run now said a soldier watch her shoes they are dangers as she step back flowing her arms one more shot might do it a soldier said right concentrat
e all weapons on her face said Sergeant Hanks suddenly a boom and a bunch of men went flying Sarah the giant woman said wear have you been never mind lets finish t
his got it girl she said taking a step Behind them unknown to everyone else was a surprise weapon sergeant Hanks being the brilliant tactician that he was had hidden a f
ew men on the shelves above the action Fred laid motionless behind some hand towls rocket launcher waiting to fire when a opportunity presented it’s self well looks l
ike a good time to say hello he said to his self lets make a bang as he aimed it at the woman’s head and fired.Hay Jamie you know when they said speak softly and carry a
big stick yeah said Sarah they didn’t mean us she said evilly no said Fred they ment me he said firing the rocket launcher. The projectile raced across the sky an impacte
d into the
ear of the giant woman Oh was that supposed to hurt she said slowly turning around which one of you little basturds did this she said her eyes narrowed and saw Fred th
ere’s the little bug she said Fred froze. Fred move! Jack now oh it’s to late for your little friend she said walking over he’s captivated by my beautiful body she said yeah
said Jack more like the wicked witch of the east he said raising his gun and firing Fred run he shouted!. She stopped as the bullets hit and began falling back shout
ing im melting im melting as a look of relief came across Jacks face she stopped and began laughing you really believed that you moron she said Im going to e
njoy eating you she said boys said Sergeant Hanks get the trip wire ready get it across her legs! Sir. The tank raced around bens and down isles it felt like traveling th
rew giant canyons to Jason Miller as he looked at the shelves that lined either side of him how he wanted to grab his mountain gear and climb them like he use to with
his dad but that was a life time ago hear we are boys hope we missed the action said the sergeant don’t you mean hope we didn’t miss the action said Derek Mey
ers nope tired said the sergeant and bye the way its watch out said sergeant Rentals giant foot ten o clock as a black shoe came down near them move the tank shout
ed the sergeant no response move the fucken tank. The giant foot came closer to them boy move the tank said the sergeant the foot was now moving towards them Jaso
n’s battle skill’s took over he had once driven a tank into the fick of battle to bring in covery fire for a platoon of soldiers when a air strike was not available he jumped
up and ran towards the top of the tank jumping in to the tank where the man sat frozen in his chair Jason didn’t have a moment to lose as the foot rose into the air oh l
ook a toy tank smash! The voice as the shoe came down. Jason backed the tank up when I give the order fire the gun ok said Jason yes sir said the gunner you saved our lives with out you we’d be shoe paste I want to get you a beer when this is over thanks’ said Jason but will worry about that when this is over as he backed
up the tank out of range of the shoe where did my toy go said the girl? Jason waited until her torso was in view fire now he shouted roger said the gunner and fired the gun a large round penetrated her stomach area and she stumbled back yes one more for the devil said the sergeant. One more to go said the sergeant t
hat’s fine shooting he said thanks sir said the gunner and even better driving he said to Jason Miller. Will there goes the naber hood said the other girl sorry looks like I’ll have to take my toy to go she said grabbing Frank not if I can help it said Jason get behind her and ready to fire on my command he said sorry but m
ommy says it’s time for bed she said as the tank moved behind her. She picks up Frank and takes a step backwards no screams Jason as the back of her black shoe
comes down he can see the black sole of the shoe Jason thinks its all over they’ll nev
er find Sam now all this for nothing but as soom as he thinks its all over he is jerked back to reality. He quickly moves the tank back that was a close one sir said a man
what said Jason yeah he said if I didn’t get control of myself at the last moment we’d be unhappily married to her shoe sole he said thank god said Jason now lets finish this he said fire now! Right said the gunner and a round left the tank barrel. But life can be a major bitch because at that moment she side steppe
d and the round hit one of the shelves she looked at the tank and laughed you can’t stop me I’m a goddess I am invincible a monument to the dream of women a queen a… some one shut her up said Jason lets put her to bed he said but th
en her foot came down on them Sergeant Mike looked in hoarer the rest of the people in the tank were being smashed as her shoe lowered on top of it. She then stopped no I’m going to smash this thing slowly and saber it she said as she now painfully smashed the tank Jason was forced to watch as the tank got smaller ent
ombing them after smashing the top she began moving the tank with her shoe back and fo
rth.Oh shit the fuel won’t be able to take this much longer said Derek Meyers I know said sergeant Rentals softly it’s gods way of ending there torcher it’s not right sir sai
d Derek I know said the sergeant turning away I’d advise you to turn away now he said still
talking in a soft voice Derek unfortunately did not have that luxury because before he could turn the tank exploded in front of him .Awe my favorite pair of shoes said the giant woman damn I’m going to have to get them washed she turned to Frank want to go in the washer with my shoes she asked? Frank didn’t say anythin
g he was to stunned but behind him his buddy was waiting for the right moment to attack and now was the time he grabbed his rocket launcher and fired the round penetrated her neck and she was dead.Derek and the Sergeant now stood there
as the rest of the men moved around I…. I… want… to go home now said Derek as quietly as he could but the Sergeant heard every word of it w will we well he said as soo
n as we find Sam he said ok he said? Patting Derek on the back he just stood there as men ran around them and tanks drove past them area secure said a soldier. These are the men who came from know where and saved our ass’s Mike recogn
ized the sergeant they had met when they first entered this strange world he looked at the man he was tall and wearing a gray uniform like the uniforms from the civil war and saw that he was a sergeant major sir Mike and Derek snapped to attention and saluted the sergeant major returned it and stared at them.Ummm so where ever you are from you no protocol he said sir yes sir! Mike well stranger I like your stuff your recruited he said at ease he said my name is sergeant Major Hennery Sanders your names? Sergeant Mike Rentals he said and this is private Derek Myers he said nice to meet you said Hennery Sanders extending his hand they shook hands but this is no place to talk lets go to camp get some chow and rest he said hop on my jeep. They got to the jeep a young soldier was sitting in the drivers seat Mitalica was playing shut that shit off said Sergeant Major Hennery you know I don’t like that shit after battle every ones
nerves are high enough all ready we don’t need to add to it he said well sorry sir would you rather I played nirvana he said no play some nice soothing classical music he said yes sir said the man. It’s ok said Derek as the jeep started and they drove off the sound now replaced with some classical music no it’s not I hate this rock shit said the Sergeant Major finally the jeep stopped near the bottom of a counter my CP is up there he said you two will come with me I want to talk to you privately ok sir said Mike. They approached a lift that was constructed to run up and down the counter they boarded and rode it up Derek watched as they road up into the sky like people on there way to talk to god when they reached the top he half expected to see saint peter he thought why not he’d lost his mind a long time ago and the thought strangely cumperded him.Oh great first my mind now my.. Oh no good we are hear said the Sergeant Major and hear is a man you should meet General Peter Mc Clainn a elderly man sat at a table papers covered the table and his head was facing down like he was reading something. Derek looked around there were a few tables set up some comp
uter monitors and men moving around the general was looking at a map and by the looks of it studying it hard sir these men saved us oh really good for them. I guess they want a purple hart and a ticket home he slammed his fist on the table what home we aint got no home home is where we fight and end up at the end of the day he said his eyes glowing red with fire. Sir I got a feeling about these guys they are different just look at there uniforms the general was now under his desk trying to collect his papers when he cot a glance those uniforms… I aint seen those since… my nephew joined the army during desert storm back in 1990 he said what are you talking about he said every one know’s we’re fighting the second golf war now what? Said The general. The second golf war said Derek you know 9 11 the tarest he said you mean 9 11 the mass shrinking of all the worilds men said the general what? Said Derek yeah September 11 2001 the d
ay all men shrunk and Hillary Clinton Declared her self ruler of the world what? Really Hillary Clinton hating all men that’s funny good joke said Mike. Every one knows she hates all men but going as far as to shrink them all down is funny no shouted the general it really happen I have the video he said come he said we’ll show you he said pointing to his tent sir a man came running over to them sir He said excitedly what private sir Lieutenant Marsh captured the freezer section and is bringing us back three hundred gray steaks and some wine and bread he said looks like we are eating good for a while said the general good we could all use a drink he said the private proud of him self turned and walked away. They walked to t
he gray tent and entered at the flap it was surprisingly simple for a general a map laid open on a coffee table and a radio sat on a night stand next to a bed a bottle of rum sat half consumed on the floor at the end of the bed he gestured two the chairs at the coffee table sit he said what about you asked Mike I’ll sta
nd it’s ok he said. He opened a droer on the night stand witch revealed a lap top I’ve kept this cd for as long as I could It’s all I have left of my past life he said putting it into the lap top. The lap top took the cd like a mouth taking a cookie and the loading screen appeared then the loading scream was replaced by the face of a pirate who said the line we all are familiar with are you ready kids?. The II capton came from the unseen kids and the pirate said I can’t hear you and the kids said again II capton and the pirate said O.I thought this was supposed to be the ending of all man kind as we know it not …I was taping this for my son it was the all week all day and night Sponge Bob marathon sounds like a good excuse to blow my brains out said Derek way to ruin this nice family moment sa
id Mike. We aint no… the image of Sponge Bobs pineapple was replaced by Hillary Clinton’s face she’s hot said Derek…quiet said Mike hello people of the world and congratulations to the female race we can now take our rightfull place as rulers of the world. All over the world from America to China women have been second to man although we women in America have seen progress it was to slow for me and my feminist followers so we solved this with the help of this scientist. Allow me to introduce Megan…please say Fox said Derek she said Megan Lowhand a young burnet girl wearing a white lab coat and gray pants now replaced Hillary on the podium hello my name is Megan Lowhand she said and I am excited to bring us into the new world order with this she produced a rectangular
gray box with this machine we changed every thing. This machine a shot three beams into the sky witch fell down onto the earth and spread out into a wide wall that moved across the earth meeting back hear in DC im shore you all saw the green light if you were female you were not shrunk and you probably noticed that all women look about twenty one years of age if you were male well sorry your new life well not be good but to bad she said. Now empress of the world Hilleary Clinton and in the back ground they could hear the crowd cheering yes she said thank you and welcome to a new world order this well be a time of peace acros
s all nations. Because with the men shrunk all the weapons that came with them are gone too so we can focus on peace no more nukes,tanks,guns, and the other weapons of destruction that came with them now women of the world grab the nearest man and do with them as you please I plan to she said pulling a oh shit! Lookin
g Bill Clinton out of her braw. So not so much of a dick now are you? She said looking at her former husband noooo he said scared good night she said as she left the stage and the cheers sounded from the crowd the general turned off the DVD and looked at them now you see boys our torcher.So this is where you got all your gun
s and tanks said Mike yeah said the general but it isn’t enough he said for every battle we win thousands of us die I don’t think we can survive much longer he said glumly so come with us said Mike what said the general? Come with us we will show you said Mike. You are full of bull shit he said no we came threw this door sa
id Derek it’s over there the general laughed there is no door look said Derek come with us take a look if there is no door you win and we work for you if there is a door your men can come with us and see our world you got nothing to lose he said boy your making a deal with the devil I will put you threw hell hear he said you’ll be dammed like the rest of us he said it’s ok said Derek. Derek looked at h
is commanding officer Mike had a look of approval good Derek said I am golden in the back ground music played Derek recognized the singing as 1984 by Anti flag and began singing under his breath hell yeah I’m confused for shore what I thought was the new millennium was 1984 Mr.…boy what are you singing Mike Rentals interrupted him it’s 1984 by Anti Flag it seamed appropriate some how like a sign from god he said. Are the party starting too soon said the general ok he said I will send a few of my men out there and they will check it out and report back to me in a few days if this is true we must tell command in New York before any of us leave we leave as a military ok said Derek but s
aid the general one of you will have to go with them to show your land he said Mike looked at Derek you go with them Meyers but sir. Sam he said softly I’ll find him he said get out of hear and get home he said he stopped for a minute what ever you do don’t take them back to camp Freedom the military will have a field day with this discovery and they’ll be turned over to…to who asked Derek seriously you don’t want to know but let’s just say I have had a run in with them before he said ending the conversation before the general could catch on.Ok said the General it’s a plan will get the supplies and you be the tour guide ok said Derek but I want you to know I charge by the mile he said just go said the general ok
said Derek no sense of humor.
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