"how tall are you again Kurt?" asked Miss Piper

Kurt was dozed off into space and waiting for the bell to ring

"Kurt?"

"huh? oh sorry what did you ask?" he replied

"How tall are you?" said miss piper

"oh, I'm 6 foot 11 and a half"

"are you just noticing now miss Piper?" said Amberly, Kurts best friend(Amberly had Double D sized breasts, and was only 5 foot 2 so her breasts seemed much larger)

"Actually yes, haha I've never been tis close to Kurt before, I knew he was tall but not THAT tall" said miss Piper" gosh how in the world have you fit in the desks all these years?!"

"I havn't" he replied

"oh.......well im the tallest out of my siblings and they always refer to me as 'gigantor' so would you mind taking a picture with me so they can see there are much taller people in the world?"

"No, not at all,"

"Amberly, would you take the picture please?" asked miss Piper

"sure" she replied

Amberly took the camera and miss piper stood up next to Kurt. Kurts colossal stature made Miss Piper look oh so small and she was an above average height woman(5'11") little did Kurt know it wouldn't be long before he was no longer the colossal one.........

3.....2.......1.....*bell rings*

As almost every child was rushing out of the class room, Kurt graduly made his way out the door with Amberly

"Are you still coming to my party tonight?" she asked

"Am I still invited?" Kurt replied

"of course you are!" she answered", Why wouldn't I invite my best friend?!"

Amberly and Kurt had just walked into Amberly's house

"What time does your party start?" Kurt asked

"at 6, but I figure peopel will be here by 5"

*kurt took his phone out*

"DUDE! we got to kill 4 and a half hours!" he said

*Amberly walked up to Kurt and swiped his phone away*

"well quit looking at the time and it'll go by quicker!" she said as she stuffed Kurts phone in her back pocket

"oh you don't think I'll get it?" Kurt said

"If you do i swear to god I slap you!" amberly said

"3...2....1... GO!" he said as he charged at amberly and they ran throughout the house until Kurt finally caught her, threw her over his shoulder and took his phone back then set her down

"oh your so mean! hahaha" said amberly

it was now around 5:30 and the party was about to start, Kurt walked up to his friedn Damon who was on the phone

"your here?!.......you actually got it.......wow...thats awesome.....be right out!" said damon on the phone

"Whats up?"asked Kurt

"I just got us 5 kegs of beer my friend" Damon replied

"awesome!" Kurt replied

It was later in the night and Kurt had put down a few beer and Kurt had to go to the restroom but Kurt made the party mistake of leaving his drink unattended to

as Kurt did his buissness a kid that stole pills from his science class was drunk and wanted to see what would happen if he put the pill in beer, so he dropped it in Kurts beer....and as he watched....nothing happened, so he walked away, but as he walked away the pill disolved into the beer.

Kurt walked out and picked up his beer and drank it

".....mmhmm!! thats some good beer!" he yelled

So Kurt drank some more and became drowsy so he walked into Amberly's room and flopped down onto the bed and simutaniously fell asleep

But,the pill that Kurt ahd drank needed sleep to become useful, the pill was created to shrink the human body by a few inches, unfortunatley the test the science teacher did, proved bad reducing and human toan inch tall or shorter, the pill needed 2 hours of unconciousness to work properly, and Kurt surpassed that by a hour and a half

When kurt woke up he didn't realize he was a quarter of an inch tall until he tryed getting off the bed

"what the fuck?!"

Kurt walked towards the side of the bed and looked down, the 3 feet it was from the ground before was like 90 feet compared to Kurt....

Kurt was trying to find ways to get down from the bed, he finally found a loose thread to the comfurter and slid down that to the ground

Kurt slid down right next to amberly's Vans.....these showes were enormous compared to Kurt, Kurt became frightened but looked away and procceeded towards the door and kurt got to the door, he didnt know some one was in Amberly's bathroom and they came out and walked towards the door

Kurt yelled screamed at the person for help...but it was no use they didn't hear him

as the person opened the door and walked out they kicked kurt as well, kurt flew to the other side of Amberly's gigantic house and landed on the couch

As Kurt was getting his senses back he looked up and saw an over weight girl walking towards him, he didnt know what to do,

she approached the couch turned around, and Kurt saw a ginormous ass and Kurt froze in fear.......

as this ginormous overweight ass decended towards his itty bitty body Kurt paniced

"NO!!! WAIT! D-" said Kurt unable to finish his sentence for the ass had engulfed him

and to make matters worse, she wasn't comfutable so she picked her butt up off the couch and slammed it back down, then slid herslef side to side to get more comfurtable.....Kurt was in hell

after about a half hour, the girl stood up, kurt was releaved until he found he was stuck to her ass

as the girl walked her ass jiggled until kurt finally plopped off onto the floor, and as soon as Kurt hit the floor a lepard skined high heel crashed down on his left

"ahhh!!!" he screamed

But kurt thought," maybe I can climb up, and get her attention for some help!"

so kurt began to climb this godesses huge heel.....this task became hard as soon at she satrted walking and he had slid down her ankle and scraped it.....she looked down...

"EEW!!! bug!!" she yelled as she kicked him off

as she kicked him off Kurt flew out the back door and into the back yard where the pool wasand he had landed in the pool as he struggled to swim, Amberly emerged from the water and as she came up she proceeded to pick Kurt up inbetween her breasts, but since she was in a pool her breasts were moist and he began to slip out but he grabbed onto her bikini wire.

"AMBERLY!!! he screamed

but she didn't hear him....