I awoke in a daze, a headache splitting my skull in two. The floor beneath me was cold, and hard. 
Looking up my vision was blurred. Running water could be heard; however it seemed to be miles away. 
Rubbing my eyes, I sat up and tried to regain my bearings. 

“Where the hell am I?” I asked out loud. 

Finally my vision cleared and I was able to take in my surroundings. The floor, or what I 
thought was a floor, seemed to stretch on forever. I looked up to try and see the sky, but quickly 
realized that I wasn’t outside. This didn’t make any sense though. There’s no way a room this 
magnitude could exist. 

“Am I dreaming?” Again asking out loud, perhaps hoping to get an answer from somewhere.

I tried the classic test and pinched myself. It hurt, as it should have. This was reality. 
After sitting for a few minutes, I decided that I needed to explore my new world. As I walk I could 
see structures all around me. I was so confused. How were these things built? Humans didn’t have 
the technology to build these. Perhaps I was abducted by aliens. I stewed in my thoughts as I 
walked. I could hear sound coming from above me, it sounded like…music? Yes, it was music. I 
couldn’t make out any words or anything, but I could feel the beat. The sound resonated thru the 
floor. I could feel it in my feet. The sound of running water was still present in the distance. 
I decided that the water will be my destination. I could really use a drink.

“I must be going crazy. This can’t be real. None of this makes a lick of sense.” 

As I walk towards the running water, I can smell a hint of roses around me. I wondered if there 
were any other people sharing my predicament. I could really use some company. Out of nowhere, the 
sound of the running water stopped. 

“What the…water falls don’t turn off” I exclaimed.

I began to walk towards where I thought the water was coming from. I could hear sounds of water 
swooshing around. It reminded me of the sound of an oil tanker making waves in a lake. I continued 
to walk until I came upon a hill. It seemed to be made of plastic. I made my way over it and when 
I got to the other side, I found something strange. The floor was different here. It felt more 
plastic like. Almost like tile, yellow and cold. Looking around I could see sparkles on the floor 
around me. This must be a different room I thought. I could see structures similar to the once I 
saw before. All of them were incredibly huge. The walk had made me tired. I decided to lie down 
and rest. Who knows how long I would be walking. 

Thirty minutes later I was woken out of my snooze by the sound of rushing water. I got up 
quickly and looked around. It was strange though. It felt like the water was rushing by underneath 
me. Before I had a chance to solve that riddle, a series of tremors began. The floor shook beneath 
me, almost knocking me down. I held my ground and looked around, trying to find the cause of these 
shakes. Suddenly, I got the answer to my question. However, it wasn’t an answer I would have ever 
expected. The humongous wall in front of me moved, and seemed to swing open like a door. 

“Holy shi….”

The wall opened all the way and there stood a figure. It took me a few seconds to realize what 
was happening. When I did, my curiosity turned into fear very quickly. A beautiful woman now stood 
in front of me. Her features were perfect. The only difference between her and other girls was she 
was the size of a sky scraper. I could see every detail on her. I couldn’t help but stare. Her 
lips were prefect. She had an hour glass shape to her. I was both scared, and excited. Staring at 
her I almost put myself in a trance. However, she was able to break me out of it really quickly 
with her next move. She began to walk towards me. Each footfall caused an earthquake to me. I 
tried to turn and run, but I was knocked down by her foot steps. Within a few steps she was just 
about on top of me. I tried to crab crawl backwards as her foot landed mere feet from my tiny body. 
I look up as she passes and take in her beauty for a second. I was still
alive, thankfully. She passes over me, blissfully unaware of the human struggle happening in front 
of her toes. The keeps walking and I lie there shaken. I had almost just been crushed. I heard 
her say something then. It was too loud to make out, but it caused her to turn back towards me. I 
tried to get out of the way, but she moved to fast for me. The sole of her massive foot landed on 
top of me. The room went dark.

“Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. I’m dead, I’m dead.” I say as I laid there. I could smell the 
aroma of her fleshly washed foot. It was a little muggy in my prison. I reached up and felt her 
flesh inches from me. How was this possible?

Unbeknownst to me I was underneath the arch of her foot. After what seemed like an eternity her 
foot moved and I was back into the open. I looked and saw that she had gone back to where she came 
from. That must be the bathroom I thought. The goddess grabbed something and turned back around 
towards me. I tried to get up and run back but I was two scared to move quickly enough. I turned 
my head back as I ran and saw her foot once again beckoning in the sky. She moved so fast I didn’t 
even have time to react. Her foot landed, and I felt myself surrounded by flesh. I was between her 
big and second toes. Before I could react her toes compressed in on me, and I was airborne. 

“Fuuuuuucccc….” I screamed as the air rushed past me. There I was, riding the foot of a 
beautiful goddess, and she didn’t even know I was there. She walked back to the room I had woken up 
in. I try not to vomit as we move. The g-force was incredible. Each time her foot landed I was 
let go, only to be scooped right back up half a second later. After a few seconds, the goddess 
stopped. Her toes spread just enough for me to slip out and fall onto the floor. Rolling over I 
looked up and the shear magnitude of this woman finally hit me. I was speechless. Being able to 
look down the length of her body was just amazing. She was pefect in every way. The contours of 
her body just ensenuated her beatuy. 

"Wow.." 

The goddess preceeded to turn and sit down in a reclyniner. This benine action on her part 
sent a huge impact tremor into my world. The goddess reclyined in her chair, and began to read her 
book. I begin to ponder my next move. Thoughts of helplessness and hopelessness run thru my mind. 
I was just a speck compared to this titaness. I couldn't help but stare at her lovely form. Should 
I try to get her attention? The thought scared me. What if spook her? COuld I survive without 
here? The sad truth was no. I was far to small and helpless. If I didn't get her attention I 
would surley parish in this house. Most likely it would be under her foot. I had to get her 
attention, without getting killed in the process. 

After some thinking, I decided that my best option was to climb this mountain of a chair. I 
had to get to her ear so she could hear me. I just hoped that I didn't scare her. She could freak 
out and kill me without even trying. Even the slightest movement on her part could spell instant 
death for me. I had to be carefull. So I began to walk towards the chair. When I finally reached 
it, I looked up to see the goddess reading her book. She was in her own little world. If only she 
knew the struggle that was happening at her feet. I put my hand on the chair and realized that the 
stitching of the fabric was large enough for me to hold on to. Finally some luck. I began to 
climb.

And climb.
And climb.
And climb.

I wasn't in the best shape of my life, but considering the circumstances I had no choice but 
to plug on. Finally, I reached the horizontal plane that was the arm of the chair. I collapsed 
from exhaustion. This was the first time I had "mountain" climbed. I was a bit proud of myself. 
However I was a long ways away from my final destination. After regaining some strength, I got up 
and began walking down the length of the arm. I heard the goddess giggle. This sent a slight tremor thru the chair, almost knocking me down. I wondered if she knew I was there, and was just laughing at my struggle. Part of me really hoped she did. I looked up at her and saw that she was still reading her book. Must have read a funny passage. I continued to walk until I reached the back of the chair. It was time for me to climb.

And climb.
And climb.
And climb.

As I climbed I took in the visage of this goddess. The smell of roses emanated from her. It was so intoxicating that I had to stop climbing for a second. I took it all in. I doubt that anybody in the world can say they've had this experience. I could almost consider myself lucky. However, I was still in a mortally dangerous area. I continued to climb. After a little while I reached the top of the chair. Once again I collapsed from exhaustion. Taking a few minutes to regain my strength, I got back up. Walking over to the middle of the chair, I looked down to see the top of the goddesses head. 

“Now how am I going to t.....”

Before I could even finish my thought, the goddess shifted her weight ever so slightly. This miniscule movement on her part knocked me off balance. The next thing I knew I was in free fall.

“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt!!”

As I fell, time seemed to slow down. Ever detail of my surroundings came into focus. It was kind of surreal. I closed my eyes and waited for death. I hoped it didn't hurt. Finally I made contact with something. It felt damp. I snapped out of my trance and reached out for something, anything to grab onto. I got a hold of something damp. Once my world stopped spinning, I realized that I was holding onto the goddess's hair. I was scared shitless. I looked around to try and figure out where on her head I was. I knew that I had to get to her ear. I could see it diagonally below me. I began to climb down carefully. I didn't want to fall now. Suddenly, I felt myself rushing towards her hear. How did this happen? I look up to see her hand retreating. She must have pushed the hair I was on back behind her ear so she could read easier. This action put me right smack dab in front of her ear. I had to say something now. I took a few seconds to think about the best words to use. Just as I was about to make initial contact, my good luck was ripped away from me once again. 

For whatever reason, the goddess had jerked her head quickly. Maybe she heard a noise, I didn't know. In doing so, this caused the hair I was on to swing out away from her ear, and towards her face. I could see her features getting bigger and bigger as I zoomed towards them. The next thing I knew I was dangling in front of her beautiful lips. They looked so soft, and inviting. The smell of fresh mint emanated from the chasm that was her mouth. I reached out with a free hand and touched her lips. They were just as soft and lovely as I expected. I hung there in a daze for a few seconds. Her beauty was almost to much for me to handle. Finally I snapped out of it. I had much more important things to do than to ogle a skyscraper sized girls mouth. I began to climb her hair.

It was a good thing they taught us how to climb ropes in gym class. I never thought that knowledge would ever come in handy. I passed her lips, her lovely nose, and ended up right in front of her eye. I tried my best to wave at her, hoping she could see me. However, I was far to small, and close, for her to even notice me. I began to feel worthless once again. I was right in front of her eyeball and she still couldn't see me. Tears began to well up in my eyes. I was going to die, and she wouldn't even know I existed. Suddenly the goddess decided to brush her hair back behind her ear again. I thought that this would give me another opportunity to talk to her. However, I was wrong. As I moved, I lost my grip and fell off of her hair. I ended up falling and landing on something soft and warm. Looking around I realized that I was in the palm of her hand. There was no way she wouldn’t notice me now. I was wrong. The goddess moved her hand back down towards her belly. She opened it slightly and I ended up landing inside of her belly button. She STILL didn't realize that I was there. 

From my new vantage point I looked up the length of her body. I realized that I was going to have to climb her. I began to climb out of her belly button. When I did this, I felt the goddess's stomach muscles twitch. I look up to see that her beautiful eyes, the ones I was just in front of, were now focused right on me. Before I had time to react, she moved her massive hand towards me. The next thing I knew I was trapped. She had plucked me out of her belly button between her thumb and fore finger. My legs were dangling, but the rest of my body was covered by her massive, soft finger tips. 

I felt myself moving at incredible speed. I was kicking my legs as hard as I could. I doubt this goddess could feel my feeble attempts. My air was being cut off by her fingers. I could feel myself slipping into unconsciousness. Right before I went under, the pressure around me let go and once again I was falling. I landed on her bare chest and began to role. I reached out my arms and stopped myself on her left breast. I looked up to see her staring right at me. A look of amazement was on her face. She opened her mouth and began to speak, but the force of her voice was so great that I had to cover my ears and cower.. She saw me do this, and lowered her voice. 

“What are you? What were you doing on my belly?” The goddess asked.

All of the words that I had been ready to say into her ear flew right out of my head. I reverted to the vocabulary of a child and the best thing I could come up with was 

“I..I...I just wanted to climb into your button and stay safe.....”

She looked at me inquisitively. She also looked a bit annoyed though. I felt like I may have made a mistake in making contact with this massive, beautiful woman. 

“Please don't kill me my goddess.”