The Beginning:

"You're a Loser!" Yelled Joe as he drove by a homeless man in his nice new sports car.
Joe was a not raised a horrible person, however, he slowly became so as the years went by.
Now, he was 30 years old, had a lot of money, had no friends, and didn't care about
anybody but himself. As Joe shifted into fifth gear of his Porsche 911, he felt like
God. To add to the powerfull feeling a thunderstorm rolled on in the background.
As he approached a sharp turn, he slowed down, and all of the sudden, there was a flash of light
and he was knocked out for several minutes. When he woke up, all he saw was green. He thought
he had gone blind, but as he looked around the world and determined his situation, he realized
that the "green" he was seeing was grassblades. He thought to himself, "I must have landed in some
really tall grass." However, as soon as he started walking he tripped and took a nasty spill on the ground.
As he stood up, he realized that he just tripped on the road shoulder. Scared and trying to find a
reasonable explanation to what just happened, he thought back to his 11th grade science class. He
remembered the time the teacher had explained the adverse effects that lightning can have when bouncing
off of certain types of glass or mirrors. As he continued to look around he realized
that he was shrunk down to two or three inches, and there was nothing he could do about it.
As he started walking down the road, A giant bug landed right in front of him and started to corner him.
Quickly thinking he grabbed on to the wheel of an SUV going down the road, and very quickly swung up and into the wheel well.
There he sat for about 20 minutes until the SUV seemed to come to a stop. As it stopped, the doors swung open and four people hopped out of the car.
Quickly he jumped on to and grabbed one of the persons pant legs as she walked inside.
Once inside, she sat down at what appeared to be a kitchen table. He climbed up and jumped off onto the table.
About 15 minutes later, five people sat down at the table, and a pan with chicken was set down on the table.
Just then, a big fly landed right in front of Joe. He jumped up as high as he could, and landed in the chicken.
While he had escaped the fly, he found himself in a bigger situation. He was right in the middle of a feast between
three very hungry teenagers and their parents. A loud scrape was heard as he was scooped up and placed on the plate of a teenage girl.
As the girl picked up her fork, there was a "swoosh" and before he knew it, he faced a wide open mouth full of metal. As the girl flexed her mouth open
Joe could see the inside of her mouth. He could see her saliva, her teeth, and her tonsils. As the fork was moved closer and closer towards her mouth,
he realized the iminite danger he was in. just as he thought he was about to be destroyed, he fell off and into the
girls shirt. As he fell on his back he looked up and saw her chewing up the chicken. Flexing her jaw muscles and squirting out saliva to destroy it
and prepare it for digestion. Then he saw her take a big gulp, and watched the now chicken moosh slide down her throat slowly. Almost as if it was
fighting for it's life as it faced complete destruction by digestion. He climbed down into her shirt and stayed there for several hours. As he layed
on top of her stomach, he could feel and hear the chicken being completely destroyed by the teenager's digestive juices. Then
The girl pulled off her shirt, and he fell into her pants. Hanging on for life,
he was lucky that the girl put on a different shirt quick, so that he could climb back in it quickly.
as she laid down on her bed, Joe could fearing for his life, could still here the chicken being destroyed as it went down what sounded like her small intestines.