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Reviewer: jd1756096 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: June 08 2020 5:36 PM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

What a beautiful and amazing story love the ending thanks for writing this :)

Reviewer: Aborigen Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star [Report This]
Date: August 22 2016 5:45 PM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

Nice start, nice world-building. The atmosphere really comes through and we know what to expect in future chapters.



Author's Response:

*notices more reviews for this story* wait wtf *notices your name* HOLY SHITSTACKS

Reviewer: Hank the Boggle Champion Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: March 01 2015 7:53 PM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

Metallica is a legendary heavy metal band. They have a song called king nothing. A line in the song is " where's your crown king nothing". Check it out.

Author's Response:

god that was easy. Thanks for reading.

Reviewer: Hank the Boggle Champion Signed [Report This]
Date: March 01 2015 3:16 PM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

Where's your crown king nothing? I like that metallica reference. Sneaky.

Author's Response:

who's metallica? Is that a band or something?

Reviewer: Hank the Boggle Champion Signed [Report This]
Date: February 26 2015 1:14 PM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

Dude, fucking Matt should be the terminator."Hasta La Vista Baby".

Author's Response:

Bruuuuuuuuuh.

Reviewer: Hank the Boggle Champion Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: February 25 2015 11:45 AM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

Hell yeah another update! Glad you decided to finish it bruh.

Author's Response:

Bruuuuuh

Reviewer: Hank the Boggle Champion Signed [Report This]
Date: February 22 2015 3:39 PM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

You should continue this story,mate. You should check out my story the legend of Julius Marius and the hunt for el lobo. It is along the same violent and sadisitic line as this one. I like the whole badass killer persona as he struggles to change. Write more bruhhhhh....

Author's Response: Bruuuuuh. This story's already written bruuuuuh. BRUUuUuUuUuUuUUUUUUH

Reviewer: Nostory Signed [Report This]
Date: January 30 2015 10:16 AM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

I'd love to see a new story from you, this one, even though it was written years ago is just too good to not see another one. I don't necessarily mean a Matt and Amelia tale but anything from you. 

Have you considered that?



Author's Response: NO Yes, I have, in fact. I've been in a writing kick lately, and I've hammered out the outline of a story I really really really like, which I have the first chapter of like 3 or 4 written. It's a shrunken man story, but its heavy on the lovey dovey mucky fucky stuff. But, I think you'll dig it. My situation is a pretty hot mess right now, so I'm gonna fuck off for about a week or so, but thanks for your patience, mate.

Reviewer: gadgetmawombo Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: January 28 2015 5:03 PM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

Good stuff! Drunk Amelia is a bit more naughty isn't she?



Author's Response:

shes definitely a happy drunk, that's for sure. So, i went full nerd while writing this, and I wanted to find out how drunk exactly amelia was. When doing this calculation, i made a few pretty big assumptions: 1. Alcohol behaves the same way in giants as it does in human-sized folk, on a molecular scale. 2. giant physiology is nearly the same as human. 

I started with a BAC calculator i found on the internet, which measured number of glasses of alcohol and accounted for weight, sex, and time drinking. We know for sure a few things- Amelia is slim (for her size), so I put her, were she to step on a scale adapted for giant usage, 135 lbs. Now, we know she had a bottle of mead plus a couple of drinks when she woke up. So, we'll put that at 8 125ml glasses of mead. Mead has a similar alcohol content to wine, about 15%, or 30proof. So: 8 glasses of mead at 30 proof in 8 hours would put her BAC% at about .133. According to the BAC chart, she would be 'Drunk: "high" reduced and depressive effects (anxiety/unease) more pronounced, gross motor impairment, judgment and perception severely impaired.' In other words, had Amelia gotten behind the wheel at .133, she would have driven all over the forest and probably would have crashed i into rocky falls. 

Do they have a giant-sized Designated Driver program?

More interestingly, if we did the same calculation for her first drinking binge, about 6 cups of mead in the space of about an hour (making an assumtion here, of course), that would have put her BAC at about .185. "Dazed and confused: gross disorientation to time and place, increased nausea and vomiting, may need assistance to walk/stand, impervious to pain, blackout likely."

it's a wonder how she got to her bed after that. 

Reviewer: gadgetmawombo Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: January 26 2015 11:25 PM Title: Chapter 1: On The Trail and A Royal Audience

Great! Alot more info was given here and it was long enough to not feel like a paragraph! Good stuff, also that king needs an arrow to the forehead!



Author's Response:

yey

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