Zelda knocked on the front door of Peach’s palace. She felt a little apprehensive since this was the first time in months and judging from she could see hardly any thing has changed. Sure there were couple of new structures here and their but for the most part nothing has changed. The door open and their stood Peach before her, she was in her typical pink dress and her hair style was virtually unchanged but there was one major difference that leaped out at her. Peach had some how doubled in size and was kneeling in front of her. Zelda was speechless.
“Hello” she said in her usual friendly voice.

“Peach” she stammered “Wh-, how?”
“Come in and I’ll explain everything”
Zelda walked into the Palace’s great hall and Peach closed the door.
“Well” began Peach “Ever since Mario and Zelda went on that little quest together things have been rather boring so I decided to do a little experiment”
“And that would be?” Zelda asked hesitantly.
“Follow me” said Peach. She led Zelda to a court yard in the middle of the castle it was 25 meters by 34 meters in width and filled with lovely trees filled with emerald trees. In the middle of the courtyard where a pile red spotted mushrooms, Peach plucked on the mushrooms out of the pile and tossed it too Zelda.
Zelda examined it the mush room then looked up at the taller woman.
“So what’s the experiment?”

“First, eat the mushroom” said Peach. Zelda hesitated but then she took a bite out of the mushroom. It tasted surprisingly good and she the consumed the rest. When she finished she felt a strange sensation in her, it wasn’t unpleasant but it was striking. It was like she rising above the ground. When the sensation stopped she could see Peach eye to eye and some of the trees seemed to be smaller.
“This is incredible” said Zelda “I’m as big as you now”
“Want to be even bigger?” Peach asked her. “This is were our experiment begins.” She turned to the mushroom pile to get two more mushrooms.
“But why do this?” Zelda asked.
“Simply put I was bored” said Peach as she handed Zelda the other mushroom. “You must have felt it too. With no Mario or Link around things have gotten painfully dull so I decided to kill the time by seeing how big I could get by eating these mushrooms but I thought it would be more fun if I had a companion to do it with. So, are you game?”
Peach turned towards Zelda and she found herself looking at Zelda’s torso. Peach looked up at the Zelda.

“Does this answer your question?” she smiled. Peach quickly consumed her mushroom and grew to Zelda’s new height.
“It does” she said and dived for the pile.
“Oh, no you don’t” Peach laughed and dove for the pile as well. The two of them greedily gobbled down the mushrooms and grew bigger and bigger to the point where they could no longer fit the court yard. The two massive princesses however managed to get out before they got stuck and carried away the remaining mushrooms which were promptly consumed by them. By the end of there contest the two of them were 90 ft tall and felt unusually light headed.
“I don’t think I can’t eat another one” said Zelda.
“I know what you mean” replied Peach. The two of them sat down on the now seemingly sofa sized palace. The two of them sighed and took in the sight of the mushroom kingdom from their new perspective. Then the two of them heard a familiar voice call out “Peach! Peach”
“Luigi?” she said and the two them turned towards here the voice was coming from. They turned to the front of the palace where the saw Luigi’s running toward the front door.

“Over here” Peach called out. Luigi stopped and look around.
“Up here” said Peach. Luigi tilted his head up.
“Holy crap!” he exclaimed. “What happened?”
“We where just having a little fun” replied Zelda.
“What’s the matter?” Peach asked .
“It’s Mario and Link, they’ve been captured”
“By who?” Peach asked.
“Go see for yourself” said Luigi. “He’s right outside the gate” Peach and Zelda got of the palace and walked towards the gate with Luigi quickly tailing them. The two princes leaped over the gate and confronted the captor and where inevitably surprised by who the captor was. It wasn’t Bowser or Ganondorf instead it was a blue bipedal hedgehog with a mad scowl on his face. He was holding a rope and at the end of the rope Mario and Link were bounded together.
“Sonic?” the two princesses said in surprise.
“You got a problem with that?” Sonic snapped back.
“What do you want?” demanded Zelda.
“Simple” rippled Sonic “I’m tired of playing second fiddle to these two. Ever since my game series made the jump to 3D gamers everywhere have been saying that I’m a shell of my former self, that my games have lost they’re charm while these get all the fame and acclaim, well I’m here to end this once and for all!”
“By killing us?” Mario asked in surprise.
“Of course!” Sonic fired back. Link rolled his eyes.
“That is the dumbest evil plot I’ve ever heard” said Zelda .
“It’s not evil and it’ dumb” Sonic snapped “I’m doing what’s right! Now if you want these two to live then all of you must promise never to make a Mario or Zelda game ever again!”
“Why don’t you take your rage out on SEGA?” asked Mario “They’re the once who keep messing up your games not us”
“Shut up!” yelled Sonic and turned back towards the giant princesses. “So, what will it be?”
“This” replied Peach as she picked up Sonic and threw him into the air. As the screaming blue blur came down Zelda smacked the pathetic hedgehog away and Sonic vanished into the horizon. Peach picked up the two heroes and untied them. She then handed Link to Zelda.
“Thanks” said Mario. Link nodded in agreement.
“But what happened to you two” he asked.
“We had a little contest” smiled Peach. “And I think it’s time to finish it”
“Indeed” said Zelda “Want to watch?” Mario and Link looked at each other and smiled.

Craig Wilson heard the sound of his door bell ringing.
“Finally” he said to himself. Craig made his way down the stairs to the great hall. He opened the door and managed to a glimpse of a delivery copter off into the sky. He looked down on the front mat and saw a rectangular brown box no bigger then a foot and half in length.

“I didn’t know these things came shaped like this as well” he said and took the box inside. As he made his way to the living room he heard a noise coming from the box. It was the sound of something rustling about. Craig figured it was just the contents of the box shifting but that’s until heard another sound that was distinctly human. It sounded like a simple hum or a groan. He quickly placed the box on the living room’s coffee table and opened it up. He was shocked to find what looked like a beautiful, voluptuous blond woman no more then fifteen inches tall wearing a black and white maid outfit in the box. The being appeared to sleeping and was moving around adjusting for comfort and was remarkably human looking, not looking a doll but seeming to have human skin. He reached down with his index finger and touched the beings head. The woman’s eyes sprung open and she sat up. Craig recoiled in shock.

“Hello” said the small woman as she stood up.
Craig was speechless. The woman then took notice of Craig’s bald scalp.
“Wow, you must be old” she said.
“I’m only 52!” Craig fired back angrily.
“Oh, I’m very sorry” said the woman.
“Ok” sighed Craig “Who are you?”
“I’m your own model 42 service android, you may call me Kelly”
“Service android?” Craig asked.
“That is correct”
“Isn’t your height going to be a problem?”
“No” replied the android “I am equipped with a subspace matter shifter”
“Okay” he said “I don’t what that is. I thought I was going to get one of those little robot vacuums. Oh well, you’ll just have to do.” He picked up Kelly and placed her down on the floor.
“Thank you” she said.
“Follow me” he said. The two of them made their way to the main staircase.
“You need any help getting up the stairs?” he asked her.
“No” Kelly replied. Suddenly a light blue aura began to engulf her and then she began to grow. The five ft four Craig stepped back and watched as Kelly grew to six ft in height.

“How the hell did you do that?”
“I told you before” said Kelly “I’m equipped with a subspace matter shifter”
“So why didn’t you just come like this?”
“It has something to do with being presentable apparently” replied Kelly as they continued up the stairs.
“Plus” she said “I really hate being small. It just makes feel so helpless and worthless”
“I see” replied Craig. They reached the top of the stairs and turned to the first door on the right. Craig opened the door and they stepped into medium sized bathroom. While it wasn’t a total pig sty the bathtub and sink were not exactly looking pristine condition and the floor was dirty.

“Why aren’t you telling me to clean the whole house?” Kelly asked.
“I just want to see what your capable of” said Craig “Do you need anything?”
“No” she replied. She moved her arms down to her legs were two compartments in her legs opened up and she drew a duster from her right leg and placed it on the in and removed several small metal polls and connected them into a mop.
“Ok” said Craig “Do your thing” and exited the bathroom.
As walked down the stairs he started thinking about Kelly. All the androids he used to encounter were nothing more then sad imitations of people. They looked like people but they always had emotionless monotone voice but Kelly was nearly indistinguishable from people (even though he hasn’t been around any one else in months). He reached the bottom of the stairs and was about to head back to the living room when Kelly’s voice suddenly rang.
“Finished!” she chirped. Craig rushed back up the stairs and went into the bathroom. The entire room was virtually spotless.

“Nice” said Craig.
“Thank you” replied Kelly. “What now?”
“Clean the house, if you please” said Craig. Kelly nodded her head and went down the stairs. Craig smiled and went into his room.
“Remarkable girl” he said “Getting her might have been the best thing I’ve done” he then shook his head at how wrong that sounded sat down in his love seat and picked up the newspaper. He turned the business section and scanned it until a came across a headline that read “Wilson Industries stock up by 51%” I guess it never needed me to begin with he thought to himself. He then began to here a series of taps coming from the roof of the mansion. He got up from his chair and opened his bedroom door.

“Kelly?” he called out.
“Yes?” Kelly replied. Craig was surprised by the fact that Kelly’s voice was coming from behind him. He turned around fast and saw Kelly’s face behind his bedroom window this wouldn’t be as big a shock to Craig if Kelly’s face wasn’t obscenely large. He rushed to the window and threw it open. He gawked at Kelly’s 50 ft figure.
“What the hell are you doing?” he snapped.
“Cleaning the house” replied Kelly.
“This isn’t what I meant” cried Craig “Now get back in the house be” before Craig could finish a car was driving up the deserted highway.
“Shit!” Craig cried “Hide before you attract more attention here”. Kelly ran behind the house.
“Nice move” Craig murmured sarcastically. He ran down the stairs and out the front door to the intruder’s vehicle. A 30 year old, slightly well built blond haired man stepped out of the car.
“What are you doing here?” he snapped at the trespasser.
“Hey, listen” said the intruder “I was just cruising by and I see a”
“You didn’t see anything” snapped Craig.
“Now wait here” the intruder fired back. “I saw a giant ma”
“Go away” Craig yelled. Kelly peered out from behind the house. She was surprised by Craigs temper. He seemed to be someone who really wanted to be left alone but then she wondered if that was the case then why didn’t she get kicked out? Eventfully the intruder got back in his car and drove away while Craig marched back into his mansion. Kelly walked over to Craig’s bedroom window and watched him walk into the room.

“What is it?” Craig sighed.
“Why did you act that way toward that man? Why did you get angry at him?”
“The answer is easy Kelly; I hate people, plain and simple. I haven’t walked out side my own yard in fifteen months”
“Why?” Kelly asked. Craig held up the business section of his newspaper and pointed the headline that mentioned Wilson Industries.
“My dad company” began Craig. “It was big technological research firm. After he died I pretty much inherited it. The company did research in every major technological endeavor from robotics to planetary colonization. Then we were asked by the military to create this antimatter core. Our idea was that it would successfully replace oil and become a brand new energy resource. So we made it and the military took it but they put it to different use and you know what they did?”
“What?” Kelly asked.
“They used to make bomb and you know what they did with it?”
Kelly didn’t like were this was going but she shook her head out of curiosity.
“They used it to end all conflict in the Middle East by turning it into a glorified demilitarized zone. But hey at least the USA now has ten new states and we share a demilitarized zone with Israel. That’s the reason. I participated in histories greatest mass slaughter and the army covered it. So I decided to take matters into my own hands. I went to the press and told everyone and here’s the kicker, no one gave a shit. In fact they were kind of satisfied I participated in this so I quit being head of the company and came back here”

“That’s awful” said Kelly.
“So that’s why I had this idea, I want you to kill me” Kelly recoiled in horror.
“Come on” said Craig “Your looking at a mass murderer”
“You’re not a murderer” said Kelly.
“Just kill me!” Craig yelled.
“No!” snapped Kelly.
“Let me guess” said Craig “You’re not programmed to kill”
“No” said Kelly “I just don’t want to harm anyone”
“Drop the bullshit and kill me, KILL ME!” he screamed “KILL ME!” Craig broke down into tears and collapsed to the ground. Kelly stuck her hand through the window picked out Craig. She then held the pitiful man in her arms.
“Don’t worry” she said “It wasn’t your fault it was never your fault” Craig eventfully stopped crying and started reflecting on the fact that of all the people he encountered Kelly was somehow the most human of them all.

“Oh man!” exclaimed Johnny. He got out of his car and found both front wheels had blown tires. The night was foreboding, unpleasant and yet strangely familiar. To his left as run down farm house

“Maybe someone there can help me” he said. “And maybe I can score with a country chick or something.” As he walked up the front door of the house he failed to notice a green and van with the words “Mystery Machine” on its sides. Johnny knocked on the door and from within the house he heard a voice cry out “Zoinks!”
“Zoinks?” Johnny asked. The door opened and standing in front of him were four familiar teenagers and brown dog with black spots. A flood of unpleasant and confusing memories came back to him.

“Hey gang” exclaimed the blond haired leader of the group “It’s Johnny Bravo”
“Uh, hi” said Johnny meekly. Suddenly a short girl wearing glasses and orange shirt leaped into his arms.
“Remember me?” she asked enthusiastically.
“Uh, kind of” replied Johnny “Velma, was it?” The girl squealed in excitement and that was Johnny’s queue to set her down.
“So, what are you guys doing here?”
“We were chased by a giant robot” explained Shaggy.
“I had to ask” sighed Johnny.
“Apparently it came from outer space and was being studied by a scientist who lived here but he’s disappeared since” said Daphne.
“And you know this how?’ Johnny asked.
“Rets rhow rim” said Scooby.
“Wait, what now?” Johnny asked again.
“Let’s show him” said Fred. And Johnny followed them into the basement of the house. The basement was decked out like on of those laboratories Johnny would see on those cheesy sci-fi movies. Random papers and various types of machinery were everywhere. But one instrument that caught Johnny’s eye was something that could only be described as white and grey cannon like device on a tripod.
“Hey what was this thing do?” he asked.

“Re ron’t row” replied Scooby. Johnny walked up the machine and saw a control panel with a button and he pressed it. A sharp hum began to emanate from it.
“Hey” cried Shaggy “Like, what are doing?”
“I just want to see what it does” replied Johnny. Just then a blue blast of energy shot out from the barrel of the device and struck Daphne and Velma knocking them of their feet. The machine shortly died down after that. Shaggy and Fred quickly help the two girls up to their feet.
“Like, are you two okay?” Shaggy asked them.
“Uh, yeah” said Daphne and Velma together. Just then they began to feel strange
“Hey Daphne” said Velma “Are you” before she could finish the two of them began to change in size. They were growing larger.
“Did I do that?” Jonny asked himself. Velma and Daphne ever expanding bodies began the fill the basement, knocking down the tables and equipment. Fred, Shaggy, Scooby and Johnny all ran up the stairs and out of the house. Just then the house shattered, sending splinters everyone and Velma and Daphne continued to grow bigger until they were both 75 ft tall.
“Jinkies!” cried Velma “We’re huge!” Everyone trained their eyes on Johnny.
“Ok look” began Johnny “Let me just get back to that thingy and I’ll”
“It’s been destroyed” snapped Daphne as she held up the remains of the machine.

“Oh well never mind” said Johnny. “Well, you know it could be worse”
Suddenly a series metallic thud’s echoed throughout the night and before they knew it a 77 ft silver, sleek and humanoid robot.
“R’m retting rout rof rere!” Cried Scooby but the robot grabbed Fred, Scooby, Shaggy and Johnny in its right hand. The robot held its captives up to its blank, emotionless face.
“Hey listen buddy” said Johnny “If you’re going kill us don’t mess up my hair please”
“Johnny” snapped Fred.
“What?” asked Johnny “Can’t a guy look good when he’s dead?”
Before either of Johnny’s fellow captors could reply Daphne and Velma promptly cold cocked the robot. The robot fell down releasing its captives.
“Come on” said Daphne. The four of them ran toward the protection of their enlarged comrades but the robot grabbed Johnny and stood up.
“Let me handle this” said Velma as she stood in front of the robot. The robot responded simply punching Velma in the face tossing her glasses. Velma turned back towards the robot and body slammed it. She sat on the robots torso and proceeded to pummel its face causing shards of metal to fly through the air. Daphne then ripped of the robots right arm and set Johnny free from its hand. Johnny feel gently into her hand.

“Thanks” said Johnny “You know, tall women ain’t exactly my type but what you say you and I do a little” before Johnny could finish Daphne promptly dropped him on the ground, rather violently I might add.
“Or not” sighed Johnny. Velma promptly pick up Johnny and held him close to her.
“Say, I thought you couldn’t see without those glasses” said Johnny.
“I’m only near sighted” replied Velma. Daphne promptly handed Velma her glasses.
“Great job girls!” exclaimed Fred.
‘Hey” said Shaggy “Look at this” and he pointed to a door on the side of the robots pummeled head. He placed his hands on the handle but no matter how hard he pulled it the door wouldn’t move.
“Let to a whack at it” said Daphne and she promptly ripped of the robots face reviling a small control center within the head and in it was a man.
“Dr. Simmons” the teens (and their dog) exclaimed.
“Wait, what?” Johnny asked.
“Of course” said Velma “He created this thing to scare people away so that he can protect his inventions.”
“And I would have gotten away with it too” shouted Dr. Simmons “If it weren’t for you meddling kids”
“Look” said Johnny “I’m tired and really need to get home”
“Hold on there” said Velma as she slightly tightened her grip on Johnny. “I still have some unfinished business with you.”
“What?” Johnny asked “Are you going to eat me?” Velma replied by kissing him.
“Oh momma” exclaimed Johnny.