People screamed and ran in terror as hell rained down upon them. Eight fleshy pillars crashed into the city like meteors, crushing skyscrapers to rubble, shaking the earth, and leaving the area a warzone, only to ascend up to their mother to bring their torture back down. The goddess’ fingers yielded to nothing, metal and concrete alike gave to the tons of flesh. The mite sized people looked up in panic at the planet-eating grin between the monstrous manicured hands, questioning if she was even aware of their existence. They tried yelling for her attention but their voices were too tiny and the distance was too great for her to have any chance of hearing them.

Miles above the girl smiled at the camera as she drummed her dainty fingers on her cute little city. Their impact on the surface made nice solid thumps, with an occasional tingly crackle when a tiny skyscraper crumbled beneath her digits. Wanting to get more of this noise she pinched a chunk of the city between her fingers and crumbled it in front of the microphone, satisfied with the sound it produced.

Down below, it was a completely different story. Citizens screamed as a giant index finger touched down. They sprinted away in panic, hoping to escape the peachy wall of flesh as it bulldozed through city blocks. Their efforts were for naught, as they ran right into her colossal meaty thumb, and became sandwiched between the soft digits along with piles of rubble.

The fingers rose at dizzying speeds until they stopped in front of her massive eye. Those consumed by her finger whorls looked out in fear as the titan’s eye drilled into them, while at the same time not even paying attention to their existence. Then she started rubbing her fingers together.

John’s entire body ached as he was enveloped between the warm ceiling and floor of flesh. Then they started rubbing together, and his face was dragged back and forth into her soft warm body. His mouth was forced open and his tongue ran across the fleshy ground that tasted of sweat and lotion. The crumbled rubble rained down back to the city, but John wasn’t so lucky. The warmth of the fingers caused him to stick like a piece of dead skin, forced to endure whatever torture this titaness had in store.

The people in the city ran and dodged the boulders falling from the sky. After narrowly avoiding them, they felt her battleship crushing hands gently slam down on either side of the city. They looked up as she smiled and the camera. 

“Now that that’s done, let’s relax with some deep breaths. But first, I need to take out my gum.”

John, now pressed against the table, let out a muffled scream as he felt these words resonate within his bones as he knew where her fingers were going to go next. He prayed to any god that might have existed beyond this gargantuan young girl that he’d unstick from her hand as it lifted and be left to peacefully die on this endless desert of a table, but they went unanswered. 

He was involuntarily taken along for the ride as his fleshy prison soared back up to the sky, stopping in front of her now infamous grin. Except he couldn’t even recognize it as a grin from this close, it was now a wall of giant white skyscrapers as far as he could see. The wall opened up to reveal a dark cavern, and he closed his eyes as a gush of hot air overwhelmed him and he was thrust into the abyss.

Everything happened so fast, John could barely register it. All he felt was the warm wind ripping at his face, before being slammed face first into a wet sticky wall. He stuck his tongue out and tasted exactly what he was dreading, the sweet taste of mint gum.

As the girl pulled the wad of gum out of her mouth she eyed the metropolis below, searching for the perfect place to stick it, then spotted an untouched area and grinned. She lowered the gum onto a city block, pressing it down to cover as much area as she could.

The city was in pure chaos as the goddess lowered her stadium sized treat upon them. They thought they were safe from her wrath as they’d been spared her meaty meteor fingers, but they found themselves facing a much worse fate.

The air grew very humid as her spit covered gum made landfall. Skyscrapers were enveloped by the minty substance, but they managed to hold it up. The people in the streets thought they were safe as they looked up at the gooey roof covering them, until they saw the shadow of her finger coming to press it to the ground. Everyone ran as the gum descended on them, crushing buildings and mashing the people into ground as they became trapped within the concoction. 

Those who managed to escape from the gum’s descent thought they were finally safe. Once again,they were wrong. As the gigantic girl pressed her gum into the ground spit oozed out of it, flooding the streets with her minty sweet saliva and sweeping the refugees off their feet.

“Now that this place has been given a bit of air freshener,” she giggled, lowering her face towards the city. “Let’s see how good it smells.”

The city’s inhabitants couldn’t catch a break. They looked up in dread as her mountainous nose hovered above them, giving them a perfect view of her two cavernous nostrils. They contracted as she took a long deep breath in. People were vacuumed upwards as this girl’s cute little noise abducted them like an alien spaceship.

After being pulled into her nostrils most people made contact with her nose hairs and held on tight, while others were sucked deeper into the void. Those that remained stranded looked around at their new environment as the nose hair trees swayed back and forth.

Those that managed to not get sucked into the caverns took cover as they witnessed the deity’s lips puckered up and unleashed hurricane winds upon the town. People flew and cars rolled down the street as her cool minty breath scattered anything that wasn’t tied to the ground like eraser shavings. Even skyscrapers groaned and creaked as they tried to hold up against these mighty gales that were nothing more than a young girl breathing out. But of course the strength of a young girl is amplified by a considerable amount when she’s several miles tall. 

Right as the winds stopped and the people got their bearings straight, they were immediately pulled back up towards the sky as her nostrils began a second round of torture. Those that were already in the caverns clung to her nose hairs as tight as they could to no avail, eventually joining their comrades in being sucked up to the point of no return. More winds beyond what Mother Nature thought possible pounded the city as the girl exhaled, and the inhabitants were forced to endure this constant back and forth until she finally had enough and let out a final satisfied sigh that swept everyone off their feet, and smiled at the camera once more.

“Moving on,” she said with her soft booming voice, leaning in close so her all seeing eye covered her miniscule guests’ entire view. “What trigger shall we perform next with this city?”