Penname: Keltohey [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: September 29 2016
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Summary:

A spy spoof using characters from the films of Robert Rodriguez.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. Likenesses of the actors listed below are for use in self-gratification only. If Robert Rodriguez were to actually film even a single scene of this story, I would happily pay full freight for the DVD.

Cast:

Carla Gugino as Ingrid Avellan

Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez

George Clooney as Devlin

Salma Hayek as Francesca Giggles

Mike Judge as Donnagon Giggles

Michelle Rodriguez as Venezuelan Immigration Control Officer

Teri Hatcher as Ms. Gradenko

Neil Patrick Harris as Simon van der Plonk

Sofia Vergara as Imelda Versace

Nathan Fillion as Horatio Longhammer

Kat Dennings as Melissa Hormel

Quentin Tarantino as Sid Brown

Felicia Day as Hydrangea Jones

Harvey Keitel as Kaspar Figura

Rosario Dawson as Isabella Mastica

Benicio Del Toro as Ernesto Consolado

Danny Trejo as Isador “Machete” Cortez


Categories: Adventure, Crush, Humiliation, Insertion, Mouth Play, Violent
Characters: None
Growth: None
Shrink: Lilliputian (6 in. to 3 in.)
Size Roles: F/m
Warnings: Following story may contain inappropriate material for certain audiences
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14333 Read Count: 33857
[Report This] Published: August 02 2013 Updated: August 02 2013
Reviewer: Keltohey Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 29 2016 Title: Chapter 1: Insertion

I had to register an account, so I could compliment You!

I have read several stories from this site, some were good, but usually story is unfinished and last chapter was put out year ago.

I have read "A Little Trouble in Big Sky" and two chapters on this story. These are so far the best stories I have read in here. Not only that they are actually finished, but your story telling skills are excellent!

Keep up the good work, I'm sure I'm going to read all of your stories! :)



Author's Response:

Thank you very much for the kind words.  I'm glad you enjoy my work.

Summary:

To celebrate over 100k views of Invasion, I decided to write a followup to it.


Categories: Young Adult 20-29, Breasts, Mature (40-49), Crush, Destruction, Feet, Gentle, Giant, Insertion, Mouth Play, Odor, Sci-Fi, Slave, Unaware, Violent, Vore
Characters: None
Growth: Mega (501 ft. to 5279 ft.), Titan (101 ft. to 500 ft.)
Shrink: None
Size Roles: F/f, F/m, FM/f, M/f
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 116697 Read Count: 72537
[Report This] Published: August 05 2016 Updated: December 15 2016
Reviewer: Keltohey Signed
Date: December 11 2016 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 8..."6 minutes till midnight" pt. 2

This is excellent! You are Professional writer, can't wait for the next chaptet :)

Summary:

Do you play Skyrim? Do you mod? What if that crazy, custom, bouncy, busty, nearly nude world you made through combining all those mods came to life..and had it’s OWN story? A story with giantesses, sexy monsters, powerful beautiful women, sex, and "unbirthy"ness/"vory"ness! But also a story with romance, adventure, comedy, and an epic saga involving Daedra, gods, and many of the most powerful forces in Tamriel, all set in a time just after the events of Elder Scroll's Online.

It begins with a peculiarly small Bosmer, far far north of the main Skyrim province, in a small but bustling Nord town, on a remote, frozen island in the middle of nowhere...


Categories: Giantess, Teenager (13-19), Adventure, Young Adult 20-29, Breasts, Fantasy, Gentle, Insertion, Lesbians, Mouth Play, Vore
Characters: None
Growth: Amazon (7 ft. to 15 ft.)
Shrink: Dwarf (3 ft. to 5 ft.)
Size Roles: F/m, FF/m
Warnings: Following story may contain inappropriate material for certain audiences
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124462 Read Count: 157044
[Report This] Published: October 19 2016 Updated: May 26 2019
Reviewer: Keltohey Signed
Date: November 15 2016 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

I have to agree with SpookyTaco's review. I have been reading stories in this site browsing by the category, I have found mostly some poorly written, unfinished stories, but from time to time, a gem is found. This is definitely the latter, diamond even! :)

And after reading your first chapter, I was hooked. Your character building, dialog and narrative is excellent!

I don't have words to praise enough (not a native english speaker), but this story should have a lot more attention that it currently has.

Can't wait for the continuation, the plot thickens as they say! I just hope Mavka don't consume his soul, but she can have his body and probably will :D

 



Author's Response:

Awesome!  Thank you so much!  We are really glad you are enjoying it!  This plot is going to get very think indeed xDD  And as for Mavka, she USUALLY get's what she wants.  Assuming Yagaritte isn't around to stop her xDD  Which come to think of it she isn't right now.  Uh oh Edo.  This story might get super short all of a sudden   o.O