“Hi Billy Sullivan here for the brand new N-hance wearable size alteration device, the all in one personal height adjustment tool for your everyday needs” a young twenty something year old man said walking on screen wearing a familiar black polo with a blue logo on it as he ushered in another grandiose infomercial that was sure to drum up more business for whatever company was putting out these products. 

“The N-hance wearable size alteration device is the newest in the line of N-hance products that cuts out all the previous useless junk featured in previous models” the guy said as he showcased a small wrist watch sized device that had a few buttons and switches on its face. 

“Use it to far easier move the furniture around the house” the guy said before the camera cut to a modestly dressed woman who fiddled with her device making her stand at about fifteen feet tall making her able to lift her living room couch up by herself. 

“Use it to get into those hard to reach areas” the guy said as the camera cut to a tiny woman in a crop top and booty shorts coming out from underneath a washer and dryer dragging a ball of lint out with her. 

“Use it to easily clean the gunk out of your guttering” the man said as a demonstration of his example flashed on screen showing a busty scantly clad bikini wearing model fiddling with the device on her wrist before quickly shooting up into the air towering over top a random house before simply taking her index finger and scraping the accumulated junk out of the homes gutters. 

“See it’s just that easy” the man said as the model cocked her hip to the side and put her hand on her waist, striking a pose as her enormous bikini covered breasts swung back and forth as she swayed her chest waiting for the camera to cut away from her. 

“Those annoying little everyday chores and tasks that just never seem to stop coming back will now be a thing of the past, thanks solely to the N-hance wearable size alteration device’s newly integrated interior size alteration ray” the man said before approaching a stack of laundry piled to the ceiling, a mountain of garbage that overflowed into the studio set, and scattered lawn debris from a broken tree and assorted boulders effectively blocking his path from the rest of the set. 

“Simply hold the device out like so and depress on the patented safety features in order to quickly shrink your worries away” the guy said as he held out his own wrist to where he was able to fire at each individual pile shrinking each to a microscopic size. 

“And with our new and improved patented isolation technology you no longer the need for our ‘After Dark’ function like seen on previous generations of devices, now simply choose the part or parts of the body that you want to alter and voila” the host said as he stood between a familiar looking shrimps man and flat chested woman seen in previous adds, who fidgeted with the devices on their arms selecting and choosing their desired body parts. 

The camera split into two screens zooming in to show what the two had chosen to presumably enlarge, revealing that the male model had isolated his groin area and the woman had once again chosen her breasts to ‘enhance’. 

Before to long the pair pressed go on their choices leading to them busting out of their respective already skin tight clothes that basically consisted of a two piece micro bikini for the woman and a ridiculously small speedo for the man. 

Immediately after a considerable bulge could be seen in the man’s crotch as his dick swelled and expanded rapidly to where his testicles quickly surpassed the size of basketballs as his cock surged outward threatening to put him off balance showcasing just how effective the product was. 

Things weren’t any easier for the woman though as her breasts just as quickly grew to an insurmountable size ripping through her comically small bikini top leaving both models overexposed to the millions of people watching at home who could only see the blurred pixelated outlines of the pairs expanding parts. 

“Woweee, now that’s what I call instant results” the guy said as the two models on either side of him were finally unable to stand up due to their massive body parts with the man’s cock now being a total of about five feet long with balls to match and the woman’s tits easily being the size of bean bag chairs. 

“You can even use the N-hance wearable size alteration device to liven up life in the bedroom” the guy said as he walked in front of a number of beds lined up one next to the other with naked people of various sizes mixed and matched together as they participated in rather viewer unfriendly activities. 

There was a man about a foot tall sandwiched between two busty women suckling on their breasts as they played and toyed with his minuscule but throbbing cock. 

Beside them was a two foot tall woman straddling a rather impressive sized dick as she tried her best to take in as much of it as she could. 

Then there was a woman who had grown herself to approximately twenty feet tall whose body mostly slipped out over into the neighboring beds as a normal sized man and woman rag teamed fisted the giant woman. 

Further down the line was a giant man nearly thirty feet tall who had a small group of women gathered around his towering cock using it to twirl around and dance on and grind against while the man visibly tried his best to hold back what could only be a monumental load of cum. 

And finally at the end of the line we saw a giant woman about fifteen feet tall using a shrunken man as a dildo that she proceeded to rapidly thrust in and out of her sopping pussy. 

All the people the high energy host had passed by weren’t acknowledged by him in the slightest, he simply acted as if they weren’t really there, paying them no mind as their provocative body parts were pixelated with each sequential model he walked past. 

“And if my words not good enough to convince you otherwise here are just a few testimonies from actual people who have purchased their very own N-hance wearable size alteration device” the guy said pointing at the screen before the cameras cut to a man and a giant woman nude sitting in front of their house. 

“Our marriage was on the rocks” the couple said as the giantess held her husband between her breasts, “But thanks to the N-hance wearable size alteration device we were able to find a way to get back to rekindle our old flame” the guy said as he patted the sides of his wife’s naked tits as they were held in place by her arm underneath them. 

“It revitalized our relationship” a giant nude man said as the camera cut to him before zooming in on the tip of his censored dick where a tiny woman was positioned with her lower half inside his cock, “And now thanks to the N-hance wearable size alteration device we have an even better reason to be excited about sex” the tiny woman said before slipping the rest of the way down the man’s giant penis. 

“It spiced things up after two and a half years of marriage” a tiny man said after being pulled out of his wife’s mouth, “It makes it a lot easier to handle my handsome stud too” the woman said before bringing the man up to her mouth and proceeding to give him the biggest blowjob of his life. 

“It made it way easier to get a guy to come over to my place” a busty young woman said as the camera zoomed in on her tank top clad breasts where over a dozen shrunken men were squished between her jiggling tits, “Now my biggest problem is where to keep all of them” she said before shaking her rack and jostling the tiny men held inside “Thanks N-hance”. 

“Now I know what you’re thinking, there’s no way I’d be able to afford such a high quality product” the guy said as he stood behind a table lined with various different colored wrist devices, “Well that’s where you’re wrong because with our brand new deal of buy one get one you’d practically be loosing money on not buying one for yourself” the guy said picking up one of the devices. 

“And as a special reward for our first one thousand callers we’ll throw in another set of two N-hance wearable size alteration devices for absolutely no added charge, bringing the total cost of your purchase down to a total of a quarter of normal retail value” the guy said looking straight into the camera with suddenly piercing red eyes. 

“And as an added bonus you can also choose whichever color N-hance wearable size alteration devices you want included with your order, I mean just look at these beautiful finishes” he said presenting a glossy white and flat black device in one hand and a chrome finished and rose gold device in the other as many many more in all colors of the rainbow sat on the table below him. 

“Which means if you call and order right now your total comes out as four, that’s right FOUR,  N-hance wearable size alteration devices in any of the currently shown colors show for a fraction of the cost” the guy said as a phone number flashed on screen below him, “So don’t second guess, don’t hesitate, and don’t wait another second, call toll free right now while supplies last”. 

“Warning the creators and distributors of () are not liable for any loss or destruction of personal, private, or public property, N-hance and subsequent affiliates are not responsible for injury or death due to use of the N-hance wearable size alteration device, N-hance and subsequent affiliates are not responsible if the device suddenly embeds itself into a users wrist, do not remove the N-hance wearable size alteration device at any point in varying your height or total bodily proportions as this may result in permanent irreversible results to your body, please use responsibly” a disembodied fast paced voice said listening off the multiple disclaimers that came with the product.