When some people say that they're gonna make everybody pay, it's
usually just a figure of speech. An idle threat made by an angry,
bitter person. It's a rare occasion when someone actually makes
good on their promise though, especially on such a massive scale...

After leaving prison, the rap star Lil' Kim emerged angrier than
when she had went in. Before making it big as a successful rap
artist, the diminutive firecracker had a hard life. Once she burst
on the music scene though, the black bombshell made up for the 
hard times, by living like a princess. Jail took this away from her
though, and the resulting humiliation left Lil Kim enraged and
bitter. The overwhelming hatred she felt toward the world was far
too much for her body to handle. As a result, her intense anger
caused her to transform...

Minutes later...

Lil Kim loomed over the entire planet, bathing it in her dark, cold
shadow. Blocked from the sun's life giving rays, temperatures
around the entire Earth plummeted. Still, despite the lack of
light, every human being was able to see Lil Kim's epically
gargantuan frame dominate the sky.

Knowing that she would be the absolute center of attention, the
formerly diminutive sized sexpot had chosen an outfit that nobody
would ever forget. Clad in a string bikini top made from supple 24
karat gold, Lil Kim's amazing upper body bathed the Earth in a
dazzling show of lights. Of course, her absolutely perfect
midsection was bared for all to see, while a mountain sized diamond 
stud nestled in her belly button shimmered with its own brilliant light.

As exquisite as Lil Kim's top half was, her bottom was as equally as
Awe-inspiring.  A pair of black metallic denim shorts encased her
round booty so that its shape was clearly visible to all who looked
upon it. Naturally, the giant Nubian goddess's shorts were cut in
away that made them more like a pair of panties than shorts.

While stockings, especially fishnet, would have looked fabulous on
Lil Kim's legs, she chose to keep them bare. Under normal
circumstances, every man on Earth would have drooled over her
smooth, sculpted thighs, but the danger she obviously posed the
planet distracted them from her womanly charms.

Finally, a pair of thick-soled black boots that ended just below her
knees completed Lil Kim's ensemble.

This vision of ideal beauty was what every man, woman, and child on 
Earth looked upon, as the gargantuan black woman reached her finger 
toward the planet...

Lil Kim's thick lips broke into a cocky grin when she realized just
how powerful she was. The entire planet, with its billions of
people, looked to be no larger than an apple from her perspective.
Feeling playful, she dipped her index finger through the atmosphere 
and into the Pacific Ocean. This nearly effortless act, while seeming so 
simple to a goddess like Lil Kim, carried catastrophic consequence for 
the world beneath her.

Moving at astonishing speed, her finger ripped through the sky with
a deafening sonic boom. Less than a second later, Lil Kim's manicured 
nail and fingertip hit the Pacific. Even though the
impact occurred in the middle of the ocean, the devastation it
spawned was unrivaled in human history. Hundred foot tall walls of
water, sped from the impact point at nearly a thousand miles per
hour slammed into the landmasses that ringed the Pacific. In an
instant, hundreds of cities were washed away, while island nations,
such as Japan simply ceased to exist.

Lil Kim was far too massive to see what exactly what was happening,
but still, she knew that she had just killed millions of people
without even really trying. This knowledge made the bitter woman
laugh merrily.

Once the giggles ceased, the black colossus removed her finger from
the Pacific and placed it to her lips so that she could taste the
salty seawater.

Despite the untold destruction she had just created, Lil Kim was far
from done. Turning her attention to the other side of the globe,
she purposely used her smallest finger and drug it through Europe.
Again, Lil Kim's finger wreaked havoc upon whatever it touched.

Moving her finger lazily over the continent, the choco skinned
goddess's pinky rumbled through country after country and created
apocalyptic levels of destruction. Dozens of the planet's most
historic cities disappeared under Lil Kim's finger in a flash, while
small nations like Luxembourg were destroyed in less than three
seconds.

Before Lil Kim finished with Europe, the United States and Russia
moved quickly to strike at her before she could attack them. In a
coordinated effort, the two superpowers launched every nuclear
weapon in their inventory at the ebony conqueror. Thousands of
missiles roared from silos all over the world and streaked toward
their target with amazing accuracy, while what was left of Earth's
population looked on.

Lil Kim never even realized she was under attack...

The combined explosive power of the missiles didn't even register as 
a slight itch to the unstoppable woman. A blinding flash erupted as 
they struck Lil Kim, but this paled in comparison to the dazzling
light that was reflected off of her golden bikini top.

With its greatest weapons ignored, humanity could only wait for the
inevitable doom.

Not wasting a second, Lil Kim placed her thumb on the top of the
globe and her forefinger on its bottom. Almost instantly, the polar
icecaps melted from the intense heat of her touch. Once again
coastal areas throughout the world were flooded by Lil Kim's
simplest actions.

With the Earth still held between her fingers, Lil Kim ripped the
entire planet from its orbit and brought it closer to her beautiful
brown eyes. The conceited woman snorted in amusement when she
realized that the entire world wasn't even big enough to fill one of
her bikini cups

"PATHETIC", she sneered. "THIS PLANET IS SMALLER THAN MY BRA SIZE."

Wanting to further humiliate and torture her former world, Lil Kim
held the crumbling sphere near her luscious mouth and began to blow on it. 
Instantly cinnamon scented winds that were as powerful as a million hurricanes
combined swept over the northern hemisphere. Nothing could withstand this 
onslaught and in a flash, skyscrapers all over collapsed.

Besides the destruction her "little" windstorm created, Lil Kim had
accidentally altered the Earth's atmosphere. The elements needed to
sustain life had been largely eliminated and replaced by Lil Kim's
breath. Unfortunately for the remaining population, this expended
air lacked the clean oxygen and carbon dioxide humanity needed to
breathe. As a result, those still alive slowly started to suffocate
as they inhaled Lil Kim's sweet smelling air.

The godly black rap star knew the world was dying.

With her revenge nearly complete, she considered crushing the small 
planet between her fingers. To the bitter woman it would have been 
most satisfying, but then she had second thoughts. Admiring how 
pretty the lifeless planet looked against the dark skin of her hand, Lil Kim 
decided to turn it into a fashion statement.

Through her awesome power, the giantess willed herself bigger, so
that the Earth would look even smaller in comparison. Once it
resembled a grape in size, Lil Kim relaxed and gazed at her prize.
Smirking, she removed a diamond that had dangled from a platinum chain 
around her neck and placed the Earth in the now empty spot. Pleased, 
the giantess flicked the blue bauble so that it swung a little bit.

Cruel, mocking laughter erupted from her when she realized that the 
Earth's millions of years history had led to it becoming nothing
more than a piece of Bling, nestled near the top of her massive
cleavage.

Now that she was done with the planet, Lil Kim turned her mind
toward what would come next. There were countless worlds spread
throughout the universe, and the cosmically massive woman intended 
to destroy, conquer, and do whatever else she pleased with them all.

Chuckling evilly, she took her first massive step toward goddesshood...