Legal Issues

Chloe woke up next morning. Sitting up, she immediately realized that J.J. was gone. Not being a stranger to one-night stands, she simply yawned and got out of bed. Everyone else in the room was still sleeping. She then walked towards the mini-bar, looking for a morning snack. To her surprise, it was completely empty.

“But last night it was still full.”, she thought, scratching her head. “Unless…”

She figured it out quickly. It must have been J.J. Men eat a lot, and being as big as he was made it easy to believe that he had eaten everything inside. This was simply too much for Chloe. Even though the mini-bar contents weren’t exactly theirs, the hotel charged a fortune for everything consumed. It was affordable, but certainly not cheap.

Furiously, she slipped on her flip-flops and, still in her undies, she stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind her. She was determined to find him, and considering that it was still very early in the morning, she was certain that she could find him.

“He can’t be very far…”

However, she couldn’t find him anywhere. Where could he be? A man so big couldn’t be very easy to lose, was he? She suddenly had an idea. Maybe he had left the hotel. It made sense, since he wouldn’t risk stealing all their food unless he wasn’t going to be around anymore.

She quickly walked out of the resort facilities, hoping she’d find him outside. She wasn’t exactly sure of what to do once she found him, but she certainly wanted to give him a piece of her mind. However, once outside, Chloe still couldn’t find him. He was simply nowhere to be seen.

Chloe then exploded. She didn’t mind the money so much, but the fact that this jerk had tricked her and played with her was too much. No one tricked her, and much less while she was still in the room! So she started walking around the city in a last attempt to spot the thief. Being too busy looking for him, she didn’t mind her footsteps; and being too angry, she was actually stamping her feet.

This obviously caused a huge mess in the city. The tiny Mexicans, at first surprised by the sudden appearance of the underwear-clad giantess, were soon scattering, scurrying away from her colossal feet as they effortlessly left enormous footprints on the street. The whole area was in panic, the people terrified as the titanic American flattened trees, trash cans and other stuff.

She finally gave up. Wherever he was, she wasn’t going to find him, so she decided to just get back to her room. However, she found out that her problems were only beginning. Right next to her foot was a tiny police car. Two equally small cops were already standing next to the vehicle, staring up at her.

“You’re gonna have to come with us, miss.”, said one of them.

“Oh, come on!”, she said, annoyed. “I’m really not in the mood for this.”

“We’re not playing. You’re going to come with us, now.”

“Oh, really?”, she asked, crouching. “Very well, officers. Handcuff me.”

Chloe then lowered her closed fists towards them, holding her hands right in front of the policemen. Each fist was many times larger than both of them and the car together, so there’d be no way that they could handcuff even one of her wrists. They then looked at each other, not sure of what to do or say.

“That’s what I thought”, she said, grinning. “Now excuse me, but I have to go back.”

“You’re not going anywhere, young lady. We might not have big enough handcuffs, but we’re calling your embassy if you don’t do as told. You’re not the first giant person to cause a mess here, and let me tell you, you’re not immune to law.”

“Is that so? And what are you two going to do about it, huh?”

“Well, we might not be able to handcuff you, but we can get you deported.”

“D…deported?”, she asked, nervously. “Y…you’re kidding, right?”

“No, we’re not. Now come with us before things get ugly.”

“Ugh, fine!”, she said, sighing. “I’ll follow you.”

So Chloe followed the tiny police car, walking super slow to avoid outrunning the small vehicle. The traffic jam only made the trip even slower. The two policemen inside the car were chuckling, talking about how gullible the American giantess was, when suddenly the car was lifted off the ground and held right in front of the gigantic teenager’s face. The two yelped.

“What are you doing?!”, one of them shouted. “Put us down!”

“Look, this is taking forever, and I have to go back.”, she said. “Can I at least carry your car to…wherever we’re going? Just to avoid the traffic jam.”

The two men looked down, seeing hundreds of cars still in their way, moving way too slow. Having no plans to stay hours stuck there, either, they agreed to let her carry them. The gargantuan tourist easily stepped over the whole traffic jam, and in just a few steps, following their directions, she got there. To her surprise, it seemed to be the women’s prison.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa…”, she said, holding the car in front of her eyes. “Why are we here? Am I a criminal now?”

“No, no, of course not. But we didn’t really have another place to keep you while we talked to your embassy.”

“OK, OK, fine. But no funny business, or I’ll leave this car more flat than a sheet of paper.”, she said, placing her free hand on her hip while she put the police car down.

Having absolutely no room or building to even fit her hand, they decided to let her stay in the prison’s courtyard. Chloe easily stepped over the ankle-sized wall and got inside. The prisoners were in the courtyard too, since it was their time of the day to go out. Every single one of those women stared up in awe as the colossal girl towered above everything around.

Chloe blushed a little. Having dozens of women staring up at her while she wore nothing but her underwear wasn’t exactly something she enjoyed. The tiny women were clearly nervous about her presence, but were also very curious. She knew that most of them were probably criminals, and if it wasn’t for the fact that her foot alone was bigger than all of them together, she’d be truly terrified. Still, she wasn’t comfortable having them staring up at her, even if they were women.

“OK, show’s over, girls!”, she said, wiggling her toes as she looked down at the crowd by her feet, hands on hips. “Stop staring!”

But as she feared, none of them spoke English, and even if her tone was clearly serious, they had no idea of what she was saying. Instead of doing as she said, they started to gather around her, and the crowd got bigger and bigger. This obviously annoyed her, but she had no means of communicating with them. She didn’t speak Spanish.

“¡Ay! Es gringa la niña.”, said one of them.

“Y…yeah, yeah, gringa. “, she said, familiar with the word. “This gringa wants privacy, so please back off.”

“¿Qué onda, güerita?”, another woman said, and a few started getting even closer.

Chloe didn’t like their tone, and the fact that some of them were staring up at her as if she was a piece of meat wasn’t helping, either. She then decided to stop this, even if she couldn’t talk to them. The giantess crouched, reaching down for the tiny women in the crowd, and started brushing them away with both hands.

“Go on! Shoo, shoo!”, she said, while easily brushing dozens of women away with the back of her hand.

To her surprise, however, they didn’t seem to get the hint, and they were not only refusing to leave, but they were trying to get closer and closer to her! Having enough of it, she stood back to full height and, angrily, she stamped her right foot. This not only knocked all of them off their feet, but also left a flip-flop shaped, gigantic footprint on the ground. This was enough to send all the tiny women running for their lives. As confident as they were, they still were insect-sized to the American teenager, and it’d just take a single step to flatten them all.

“Ha! Take that!”, she said, pleased, seeing the tiny women scatter, scurrying away from her feet. “And don’t come back or I’ll swat you!”, she said, proudly, as she placed her hands on her hips.

***

The two policemen that had “arrested” Chloe were now sitting inside their office. They had just called the American embassy, and were now waiting for someone to show up. It didn’t take them long to send someone, and in just a few minutes, the ground started shaking. The men walked out the front door only to find themselves standing by the feet of a colossal, blonde woman. She was wearing a very formal business suit, and her hair was tied back in a chignon style.

The tiny men stared up at her in awe. It wasn’t the first time they saw her, but she certainly never stopped being an awe inspiring sight. Being much shorter than even her high-heels, they couldn’t help but feel really small. However, they had work to do, and had to look tough.

“Miss White!”, said one of them. “Thanks for coming. You see, there’s a prob…”

“Hold on!”, she interrupted. “I can’t hear you very well down there.”

Without warning, Miss White crouched, reaching down for them and collecting them into her palm with a simple sweep of her hand. The two tinies gasped as she stood back to full height, holding them at face level. Her green eyes seemed massive as they inspected the two diminutive men resting on her open palm.

“Miss White!”, the one who spoke before said. “Please don’t do that! We’re police officers!”
“Sorry, guys.”, she said, biting her lower lip. “But I couldn’t hear you.”

“You could have asked us to raise our voice.”

“Oh, well, I don’t like being yelled at, either.”

In truth, she knew that they hated being picked up like that, but she actually found it too amusing to resist. Plus, she didn’t hurt anyone while doing so; just a couple of grumpy officers complaining about it. The fact that they were smaller than her thumb didn’t help their cause, either, since she could easily do as she pleased with them, and there was nothing they could do about it; not even with their microscopic weapons and their combat training.

“Anyway, I’m a busy woman. What’s the issue now? Another spring breaker you can’t handle?”

“Errr…kind of…”, they answered, embarrassed as they admitted it.

“Happens kind of often, don’t you think?”, she said, teasing them. “You should have already found a way to deal with them.”

“Look, are you gonna help us or not?”, one of the tiny men asked, annoyed. “This girl really did a mess.”

“Fine, fine…what do you want me to do?”, she asked, sighing. “Deport her?”

“That’d be a good lesson.”

“Maybe, but you know very well that this city’s income is mostly American tourists’ money.”, she said, resting her free hand on her hip. “Don’t you?”

“Well…yeah, but…”

“You really don’t want to start sending your cash cows back to the USA. Just let her go with a warning.”

“Just a warning?! She’ll do that again!”

“Do what? Cause a mess?”, she said, raising an eyebrow. “So what if she crushed or broke a few things, like she probably did. She didn’t hurt anyone, did she?”

“No, she didn’t.”

“That’s what I thought. If she had actually hurt someone, you would have already said so already.”

“But still! How can we know she won’t do it again?”

“Let me talk to her”, Miss White said. “I’m good at this.”

The giant woman then crouched and carefully placed the two tinies back on solid ground. As much as they hated it, they knew she was right. Trying to give the giant teenager a lesson by themselves would be much harder than just letting Miss White do it. They just didn’t like feeling helpless, and American tourists, as well as the people at the American embassy, were pretty good at causing that.

Miss White easily spotted Chloe, towering above the prison she was in. Trying not to laugh, she walked towards her. The teenage giantess turned to face the newcomer. Being a tall woman, and having her height increased further by her heels, Miss White towered over Chloe. After being surrounded by dozens of diminutive women, feeling short again wasn’t something she had expected.

“Hello there”, said Miss White, shaking Chloe’s hand. “Look, I’ll try to be as brief as possible, because we both have better things to do, OK?”

“OK…”

“You’re free to go back to your hotel. Just please try to avoid this kind of mess, alright?”

“Yeah, sorry about that.”, said Chloe, giggling a little, nervously.

“I know that you could have easily flattened these two guys, but that’d mean even more work for me, and we really don’t need an international argument.”

“You’re right. Sorry again. I’ll behave.”

“Thank you! Now go enjoy your spring break and stay out of trouble, OK?”

“Very well, madame. Sorry again.”, Chloe said and stepped over the prison walls, heading back to the resort.

Miss White simply winked down at the two policemen as she stepped over them, heading back to the embassy. The tiny men watched her leave as her high-heels caused small tremors while making that distinctive sound with each step. They couldn’t help but sigh in relief, seeing both giantesses finally leave them alone.

“Gringas…”, said one of them, shaking his head.