4 – Bathroom Experiments

“Mnnn….~ Potato….”

Sally mumbles incoherently in her sleep. While the universe was simply too tiny for her voice to really cause harm to it, her words manifested in other ways. Every single living soul in the little creation hearing her words as they intrude on their thoughts. Not controlling people, but causing everyone to struggle to focus on anything else with every syllable of her voice. Quickly realizing this, the world is quickly forced to adapt to the situation. Airlines are grounded, cars pull over, and any task that requires any more than surface level focus is suspended. Life being put on hold for all of humanity, as everyone sees Sally stirring in her sleep beyond the stars. Awakening from her slumber, Sally drowsily sits up in bed, and raises her arms above her head in a cute stretch as she yawns. The youthful middle-aged woman turned 19 year old looking like a true goddess as she’s illuminated from behind by an impossible ‘sun’. After a moment of awe, people are quickly reminded of her true nature (that she was a normal human a couple hours ago), as she drowsily says

“Mmf, I have to pee…”

The universe then from its perch on her dresser, and suddenly appears on the shelf next to the toilet; where things like tissues and spare toilet paper rolls are kept. It’s soon joined by Sally when she wanders in, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes and giving the universe a face-full of her asshole as she starts to lower herself onto the bowl. Partway though, she stops, and rises back to her feet

“Ah! You know, I’ve always wondered..~”

And then suddenly… Sally has a dick instead. The giant woman taken aback at the different weight and shape of the newly created male genitals

“Haha, gosh! Look everyone, it feels so strange and different!”

“oh god no...”

Jason thinks to himself, as his Aunt’s voice rocks through reality. Sally was never one for modesty, but given ultimate power, she really seems to have really thrown it out the window. The poor boy closing the curtains of his dorm room, and burying himself in bed sheets and pillows, as his auntie’s cock fills the entire heavens. The universe floating off the shelf, and above the toilet bowl, just so everyone can see as she wants them to

“How do you guys walk around with these all day? It’s annoying having it in your pants all the time no?”

He groans to himself, as her voice washes over his soul and works its way into his mind. The woman’s innocent musings of what it feels like to have a dick over a vagina squeezing their way into the thoughts of everyone. The world has mixed reactions to this as she gropes herself in the sky; the sounds it makes of skin-on-skin, and penis flopping around being impossible to not hear. Sally giggling at the ticklishness of her ballsack, before she gets to why she did this to begin with

“Time to see what peeing standing up feels like! ^^”

The world collectively panics and yells, as she grips her shaft in her hand, and starts to pee. A yellow stream of piss beyond comprehension passing by to the left of the universe, and making a thunderous sound as it collides with the water below

“...ahh~ this is lovely! It’s nice not having to sit down… and it’s like a water gun! Haha~”

She says, as she moves it around to redirect the stream, and circle the helpless little universe with it. Although not hit directly with it, this has unintended consequences to the fragile little creation. As she goes, a fleck of urine splashes up from the bowl, and collides with the bottom half of the universe. This quickly overruns large portions of the universe, as it seeps out at impossible speeds through black holes (which are actually breaches from inside the universe, to the outside. Kind of like pores), and overruns galactic clusters in seconds. Vast chunks of the night sky turning yellow with the all consuming liquid, with even the Andromeda galaxy being swallowed up by an all consuming orb of piss. Lucky for humanity, the milky way was spared. That is, until Sally pipes up and says

“Bet I can’t hit you guys! :D”

“Oh fuck, auntie please no!”

Jason panics. Reaching for his sell phone, hurriedly unlocking it, and beginning to type out a text message, meanwhile Sally backs up, and shifts the aim of her dick slightly to the left. The helpless boy about to hit send, when suddenly, everything ends

“Got it!~”

Once her stream collides with it, the universe immediately gets hurtled down into the bowl with the force. It collides with the porcelain near the top, and shatters with no more resistance than an eggshell. Unfathomable amounts of galaxies, stars, and cosmic wonders getting dissolved in less than a second in the chaos and bubbles of God relieving herself. Not even a trace of it ever existing being left as she reaches over, and pulls the lever to flush it down the drain. Then, with no more than just an idle thought, the universe returns in the form of a wash cloth hanging next to the sink. Reality, and their view of auntie was still just as clear, but to her it looked like nothing more than an unremarkable gray cloth

“You know, having a dick seems nice and all, but I’d rather not change my clothes for it. I could probably make it so that I don’t have to pee anymore, but that was kind of fun! I should do this every time I use the toilet~”

Long past the point of protesting, and now coming to terms with how non-permanent and her-centered everything is now, humanity can do nothing but watch as she washes her hands, and instantly changes her dick back to her original womanhood. She then reaches for them, and uses the universe to dry her hands after washing. Countless galaxies getting destroyed in much the same way her piss did, but by soapy suds mixed with dirt from her hands instead. The milky way was spared once more, but was nearly destroyed as the edge of a galactic cluster sized soap bubble just barely misses it. The fabric of reality then gets lifted from its perch on her towel rack by her fingers, then scrunched up into more of a roll by her powerful fist as she carries them along with her out of the bathroom