The first entry in a grimdark military comedy setting called "The Front!" An entire planet has been wasted into nothing but rubble and mud, and still the belligerent tinies and giantesses continue their endless and fruitless struggle for world domination. Yet that doesn't stop soldiers from being soldiers; incompetent officers of exaggerated importance, zealous political officers, the constant back and forth march of increasingly bizarre wonder-weapons, leadership passed around like a hot potato, and of course the ever present good idea fairy wreaking havoc on unsuspecting infantry platoons.

Today, join a pompous Lieutenant on a front line bunker complex as he whinges in his memoirs about a giantess with an unusual strategy to take him down...

In a world where giantesses are born into chattel slavery to tinies and their bodies mutilated to keep them subservient, follow the blossoming relationship between an abolitionist slave liberator and the newly escaped mount named No. 4. As they travel together, No. 4 begins to develop confusing feelings for her rescuer. Will she confess her love to the rough and tumble human she owes her escape to? Can they reach the Free Northern States before No. 4's Mistress reclaims her slave? Find out in; The Ballad of Joan Brown and Flower!