On my planet earth, mans right to ask girls out has been eroded
As corruption by the movement of the feminists has goaded
Legislators into overworked harassment laws, to thump
Every shy man, whos already trying to clear a nervous lump.
Yes that lumps been in the throats of men, whose nerves have predicated
That its hard to ask a lady out. Now theyre debilitated
By supplanting all rejections pain with undeserved law suit,
Just because of whats been getting worse, since Eve first found that fruit.
We cannot allow the nastiness of earth to go on spreading
Into this world, leaving nice young men to live in fear of dreading
Their attempts to court the ones theyd love. Its one thing we should nip,
Lest a feminist regime replace this peace with power trip.
Many sweet and lovely giant women have enjoyed their pairing
Up with earth size men. This wont occur if these men cant be daring,
Lest the legal system punish them for showing that theyre keen
On a giant girl, as Lee-John would have done to court the Queen.
Then Admyra made her ruling. She said, As a woman (hear me),
I am not prepared to see my gender (whom I look on dearly)
Be reduced to trying to prove their great equality in court,
By complaining of the compliments that most of us have sought.
Let the records of this case reflect that I am now directing
Any woman asked on dates (whose feelings lean towards rejecting)
To express their no, and then move on. Unless man uses force,
There is seldom any need to seek a trial as their recourse.
I dismiss the plaintiffs action, being highly prejudicial;
And I dont expect the time of me (or any court official)
To be wasted in the future by a frivolous attempt
To suggest that seeking romance is illegal or unkempt.
Then the Scribe, who did write down these facts, whose past had once been checkered
(With complaints like Commencroft-of-As) included for the record
That the ladies had their chance to shine in everything he wrote,
Just as long as men werent hated for the times theyd hope and dote.
In the Trial of Kaytes Mom, Alicindra needed no ones leading;
As she won her case successfully, by doing all her pleading
Of the matter she was charged with by some somewhat biased males.
Just like justice, writing records needs a chance to tip the scales.
Now that we have won the case and made our point, young Eustace pondered,
Is it time to make the short supplies of Commencrofts less squandered,
By returning you to your world, with the other staying here,
So confusion doesnt take the place of cupids winning spear?
Then you wouldnt have your earth sized friends or live in little building,
Commencroft-of-B replied, "but maybe Alicindras gilding
Might replace the way my double thinks. I cant believe that she
Could behave like that to us, and yet be so much more like me.
Giantess World
Author's Chapter Notes:
Judge Admyra hears closing arguments from Bryce and Commencroft-A's solicitor and then makes her ruling.